Call their bluff.

first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot

A photo of Andy Windsor after interrogation

The face of someone who has never faced a single consequence for anything ever in his entire life suddenly learning what anxiety is.

“Is there a technology the left is excited about?”

High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!

The question is moot Reverend Jesse Jackson Saturday night live Dailymotion video by Jesse Jackson Jr.

RIP Rev. Jesse Jackson

There are going to be a lot of tributes to his activism, so I'm choosing to remember how much he crushed hosting SNL

Why the Left Needs to Get Serious and Constructively Engage with the Potential of the Torment Nexus

Indigenous Activists Occupy Land Near Fort Snelling, Plan to Stay Until 'Land Back' - UNICORN RIOT Indigenous activists erected multiple tipis at Coldwater Spring outside Fort Snelling, establishing an occupation. Organizers demand land back in the form of "returning Fort Snelling" to the Dakota pe...

NEW: Indigenous activists erected multiple tipis at Coldwater Spring outside Fort Snelling and near the Whipple Federal Building -- headquarters of ICE's Operation Metro Surge -- establishing an occupation demanding 'land back' in the form of “returning Fort Snelling” to the Dakota people. [Video]

Just one more election bro.
It will be different this time I swear.
Just one more election.

How about all those billionaires go live on the moon and leave the rest of us in peace.

My initial observation after joining Threads for a week is that it’s just twitter for Registered Democrats (disrespectful)

Here is my conclusion after sitting through Maxwell's deposition with her refusing to answer a single question about the men who raped underage girls, saying she would only do so for clemency.

She must immediately be sent back to the maximum security prison where she belongs.

You can’t “Reasonaby demand reforms” from the secret police.

"meats and ferments" bro talks like an alien who's here to eat humans and is trying desperately to hide it

I think it's safe to assume Mavis Beacon never met Epstein or any of his sick friends.

The elites are a bunch monsters who can’t type for shit. How the fuck do you hit the = key all the goddamn time.

At this point I think we just need a list of people NOT in the files.

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Woke 2 is firing on all cylinders and ahead of schedule, I didn't have "the president has to retract his nakedly racist social media posts" on the calendar until july

Mrs Lucas, have you considered running for US Senate?

Maybe that’s what YOU meant.

and coming up next at the national prayer breakfast we have this golden calf that we’re all worshiping now, lets get those hands in the air for the golden calf everybody

We want ICE abolished, disbanded, hauled before a televised court and charged with crimes against humanity.

Anything less is unacceptable pandering.

That’s probably the best option, and gives us the opportunity to use a woodchipper.

Y’all I don’t think we should eat the rich. They’re riddled with disease.

You don't hide something for over eight months if you're not afraid of the consequences or knowingly engaging in something that would damage trust. It's deliberate, sustained deception.

How about Treason.

i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

I am shocked! just shocked! We had all the evidence that this would happen and it still happened!

Protecting neighbors from both the federal government AND Iran? Why do we even pay taxes.

Corn is important!