Wozza Bee 🐝 🐝

The church of St Thomas and St John with St Philip. They all get a mention!

Radcliffe Cenotaph

The church where I was christened and a war memorial bearing the names of dead relatives. I get a lot of mixed feelings on my visits home.

I’m in a Wetherspoons for breakfast with my dad. It has an interesting clientele.

I walked past a pub yesterday that had a professionally printed sign that was clearly ‘designed’ by ChatGPT. It’s terrible that we’ve reached a point where billionaires have stolen human ingenuity and creativity, imprisoned it in a machine that eats resources and people seem fine with it all.

A white mug containing tea

Come and get it!

Lake!

Right, best get out of bed. Tea?

GNP 🥱

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🎶 That your poor old grandad had to sweat to buy ya! 🎶

All of them, because slavery is illegal over here.

There’s an alternate universe where I post all the things I decide not to post in this universe. I don’t have many Bluesky friends in that universe.

Same! By the time my mates had finished dicking about sightseeing and whatnot it was gig time, and it wasn’t until I got there that I realised the tickets I bought were for upstairs. 🤦

Gingerism is on the rise and must be fought at every turn!

No Fairy, we need to keep the pressure up and share that photo that he really hates!

Obviously I don’t believe this but for many it’s a nice soothing lie they tell themselves.

Is that what they’re calling them these days?

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Meh

The BBC just interviewed a former Love Island contestant in Dubai, because they’re the real victims in all this.

A statue of a man who is clearly sick of this shit.

Monday

I’m not saying the default setting for people in my hometown is unsophisticated, but a guy in the local Italian restaurant just ordered an 8 oz steak and pronounced it as oz, not ounce.

A man (me) sitting on a bench

Ozzy the bull being prostituted out for the Peaky Blinders movie

Soco at work, photographing a scene

The brutalist o2 Academy

Brum

When I say I agree with the sending off I meant in terms of denying a clear goalscoring opportunity. Whether it was actually a foul or not is definitely questionable, but once the referee had decided it was he had no choice but to send the player off.

It was outside the box. I agree with the sending off but I don’t think it was a penalty. And I’m a Utd fan by the way.

A selfie with some other reprobates.

Met some locals. They seem nice.

Arr roi? I’ll give you a shout in a bit.

A sign saying Birmingham International

Birmingham, I am in yow!

Bluesky post stating that Neil Sedaka had, amongst other things, an amazing body.

Bluesky post stating that Neil Sedaka had, amongst other things, an amazing body of work.

Always read to the end.

A pint of Guinness

Shit airport Guinness. See you in the other side.

I could knock that lot off and still have the afternoon free. They’d have to be vegan tacos though.

Obviously only for special guests. Slebs and whatnot.

Drinking is frowned upon when you’re sitting in that seat.

Ryanair are asking if I want to upgrade my seat. Mate, I’m in the aisle seat on the back row, there is no upgrade.