I’m angry that despite always having her phone in hand she never took photos with me and the kids. Showing family vacation photos looks like she had a very dedicated photographer.

Stop calling it “bodily autonomy” when the real wrong is forced births. The right is hyper fixated on the loss of an embryo but the pregnant person is facing down the trauma of birthing a human. #prochoice

Wdym I can’t easily tag my photos with searchable terms?? #apple #ios26 #iphone

Maybe a person’s amount of money shouldn’t be a bigger number than the earth’s age.

Despite living in the Pacific Northwest most of my life, I still pause and wonder if it’s rain or many things gently falling outside.

This is what I mean when I say I want an analog life.

Housing in Minneapolis is challenging. A look at rentals shows a spike in owner-occupied conversions. Who is flipping all these homes? open.substack.com/pub/toomanyc...

#minneapolis #renting #housing

I love how I’ll read my own background check results like I’ll learn new information about myself. Nope. Still not a felon.

Rentals in Minneapolis Land of 23,000 rentals

If you rent in Minneapolis I’d like your input on a high level analyst I’ve started of residential rentals. Who owns them. Who runs them. #minneapolis #housing #watchdog

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Are we going to talk about the room sets in Wicked and Wednesday are exactly the same? Slight variation but the same layout and frame.

Perfect food caption and dating profile bio. #dinner #dating #spicy

Years after college graduation I’m glad I bought and hoarded textbooks through the years. Sometimes I need re-immerse my brain in something.

I’m rather clear in my dating profiles that I’m not a free ride, open to the public. Yet, the men persist. The cost of admission is genuine connection and spark. Sorry that doesn’t happen after learning you are aroused. #men #dating

You ever have a guy blow up because you don’t want to come over for sex at 11:30 pm and you’ve told him no other times too?? #dating

“No, I needed info from the other birthday sign interpretation book.” -witchy sisters

Naturally the day I’m cleared to access my #Fidelity funds they are experiencing an all day technical issue. #dobetter #platform #uptime

Eggs with salami, bell peppers, feta, banana peppers, and shredded cheese baked in a cast iron pan with two warm flour tortillas.

I didn’t want to make anything too complicated for lunch. Here’s what I’m eating. #cooking #castiron

Yesterday I woke up to 3 missed calls and the following texts:
“I think about you often”
“It’s okay you hate me”
“I’m a loser and lonely”
“I love you”
“Jk”
“I think I love you”

He did not get a reply
#dating #maleloneliness #wyd

W: I know what makes Home Alone a Christmas movie.
Me: What’s that?
W: That it’s Christmas!!!
Said with joy and realization by my 6 year old. What a pure soul. 😂
#parenting

I’m going to add prototypes and mvp development to my recently used skills. There’s a squirrel in my bedroom. #homeowner #broke #recycle #reuse #diy

Him: would you survive prison?
Me: yeah. I went to public school.

If you’ve ever wondered how I cook the meals I cook, I am making videos here: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjxoqfHW/
#cooking #dinnerwheel #costco

Jfc I woke up to a grown man having sent several messages and when I didn’t answer— he sent me a Snapchat of his baby carrot. Then he removed me… all before sunrise.
#dating #maleloneliness

Global Philanthropy, Local Neglect Dear Mr.

Just some thoughts on investment by tech companies in their local but rural areas. #kitsap #bigtech

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The Crown has great quotes about sisterhood. #relatable

My kids sing along to Green Day and Queen the way I sang church hymns: full of emotion, half the words wrong, and with belief.

I think this is called breaking generational curses.
#parenting

I discovered my daughter is the Bella Swan of condiment pouring.

The blank expression. The limp wrist. The complete lack of spatial awareness. The unholy glorp of ketchup cascading across the plate like a doomed love triangle.

Actual conversation with my 6 year old. We weren’t trying to be funny. 😆
“What does w-h-a-t spell?”
“What.”
“No, what does it spell?”
“It spells what.”
“Wait… what?”
#parenting #comedy #bithumor

So… you’re telling me even if he stayed in the race, Biden wasn’t gonna be president (for long)?

Watching The Crown and I have to say: I love Gillian Anderson in everything.