Hank the Tank 🇬🇭

I hate when I go to bed early on a Saturday night and wake up Sunday morning only to discover we’ve gone to war in the Middle East without the consent of Congress. 😡

Nobody is saying this. They have to conjure up imaginary libs to argue with since they can’t win a debate with real ones on this issue.

This dude never stops crying about victimhood.

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This stock market crash thing is so confusing. On one hand you have every economist and bank in the free world freaking out. On the other, there are some blue check accounts on Twitter with ancient statues as their profile pics doing 20 part threads on why down is the new up. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Must’ve cost big bucks to pay millions of people in 1,100 cities.

Good morning. 😂

Budapest today. People are demanding that PM Orban resign.

Protesters are out in Budapest, Hungary today demanding the resignation of pro-Putin Prime Minister Viktor Orbán.

Love it!

If you’re cheering for a South African sociopath to fuck over US military veterans then you should probably stop with that America first bullshit.

The poster child for white male mediocrity, Pete Hegseth, is firing qualified Black men and women from the military.

So they removed the black chairman of the Joint Chiefs in the middle of his 4-year tour, without cause, and they're seeking to replace him with a white **retired** Air Force three-star general who lacks the requisite experience as a service chief or combatant commander? Huh, how about that

Matthew Stafford sent Lions fan signed jersey to replace one fan sold for playoff tickets Lions fan Bryson Machonga wanted to take his daughter to the Lions' playoff game, so he did the only thing he could think to do to afford the tickets: He sold some of his favorite sports memorabilia, ...

A Lions fan sold his prized autographed Matthew Stafford jersey so he could afford to take his daughter to the Lions' playoff game. Stafford heard about it and sent the fan a game-worn jersey he had saved from the Lions' 2014 playoff run.
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76ers ownership put in an official bid with the WNBA for a WNBA expansion team, a Harris Blitzer Sports & Entertainment spokesperson confirmed. The Sixers originally announced an intent to bring a WNBA team to Philly in a press conference weeks ago with Josh Harris, the Philly mayor and Comcast CEO.

Elon over there trying to get rid of the negativity on that app by promoting positive tweets/users. That shit is hilarious.
Now we know he felt some kinda way bout most people leaving over there to come over here.

Evidently the GOP really doesn’t have a problem with foreigners taking over the country.

The ultimate question.

On Jan 21, 2025, who gets to run the @POTUS account here and on twitter:

Trump or Musk ?

Empathy is considered radical in America. That’s a shame

Exactly

Former communications director for Congresswoman Nancy Mace.

Nancy Mace lied about being assaulted.

I keep saying this but she still hasn't sued me for defamation.

One of the lessons of the last month is that great wealth cannot buy courage but it can reveal cowardice.

I heard RFK Jr. is floating the banning of the polio vaccine so seems like a good time to remind folks that RFK Jr. was vaccinated with this same vaccine & therefore is at no risk of harm himself

Kinda like when he publicly was against the covid vaccine yet privately required his guests to have it🙃

We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house.

We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!

Luigi got them shook.

Chuck Schumer should immediately announce Democrats will accede to Trump's wishes here and do away with the Electoral College once and for all.

Here's that bipartisan push the pundits are looking for. Let's go!