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Dan (Chariot Greeter)

@dingledooiss.bsky.social

I am Chariot Greeter and these are my ridiculous songs

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Twitchy Zeke

03.03.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this really the time for a notification system test

03.03.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guess that’s why they call them mid terms

03.03.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just over 3 weeks, if the world could just make it that much longer

03.03.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why did he call it canon and not doom fugue

03.03.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBuy the same garbage you always use BUT NOW WITH PACKAGING!!!”

03.03.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We venerate office-holders way too much

03.03.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The reason we’re in the mess we’re in now is because resigning is the only consequence for corruption politicians in Washington have ever had to face. Once Trump came along and demonstrated that nothing would happen if they didn’t resign it was all over.

03.03.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just in case you ever find yourself doubting that first a.

03.03.2026 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With the ones you have to pay for showing ads anyway, Tubi is the best deal going for entertainment

03.03.2026 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OK this one might be a little too close to the line of β€œis he being serious or just really dry?”

03.03.2026 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On a big enough time scale that’s the same question

03.03.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I get really leery of the whole "look at what [country we're bombing] looked like in the '70s, look at these girls in miniskirts" posting because it's already ahistorical & there's almost always a subtext of some combo of Islamophobia & "it's totally okay for us to invade."

03.03.2026 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I actually love having to bring up the same points over and over again because then I don’t have to memorize new ones

03.03.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Incorrect. This church is entirely roof. 100% roof.

03.03.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Fully rebuilt with lower asvab scores than ever before

03.03.2026 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
MNI OWE SNI CAMP

ONLY NEED:

TIPIS (LARGE CANVAS) SAWDUST AND HAY

(FOR PATHMAKING)

MAR. 02, 2026

MNI OWE SNI CAMP ONLY NEED: TIPIS (LARGE CANVAS) SAWDUST AND HAY (FOR PATHMAKING) MAR. 02, 2026

Been the need for days, please help if you're in or near Minneapolis, and can afford it!

If you can't afford, donate your time helping out @ camp. Ask volunteers how to help when you arrive.

Wopila β€οΈπŸ’›πŸ€πŸ–€

Support if you're far away: gofundme.com/f/stand-with-indigenous-ceremony-on-sacred-land

03.03.2026 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing how it was only 10 years ago but I’m 30 years older

03.03.2026 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That kicks ass

02.03.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re not watching, step on it!

02.03.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ball Park automobiles plump when you cook em

02.03.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You must have some wild parties

02.03.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Got an actual pox on him, how about that

02.03.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"If I like it or find it useful, it is in accord with everything else about me" is a central way the spectacle has colonized our thought. "If I like it, I must incorporate it into my identity" Naw dog. Enjoy trash, but keep perspective. It requires like 10% more effort in the moment of enjoyment

02.03.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 125    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What if there was a mindful way to steal people’s art, pollute Black neighborhoods, and raise everyone’s electric bill?

02.03.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1622    πŸ” 470    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 6

great thread πŸ‘‡

02.03.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope I’m on someone’s list

02.03.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a lot of waiting for whatever is next and I am terrible at that. I am making a mental list of people I know who know how to do things.

02.03.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The NYT thing is weird. I’m still thinking about it. Why should anybody who isn’t responsible for its performance as a business care about how it’s regarded by people?

02.03.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was nice, we’ll do that again later

02.03.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0