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KwaiDan (Chariot Haunter)

@dingledooiss.bsky.social

I am Chariot Greeter and these are my ridiculous songs

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๐Ÿ˜ woodwinds

08.10.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โค๏ธ take care of yourself

08.10.2025 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You shake my grapes and you rattle my juice

08.10.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Posting Main on main

08.10.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let him know I respect the rules

08.10.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bring that BDE

*bone deep ennui

08.10.2025 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no

08.10.2025 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The nรคd, a weighted lap pillow

08.10.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two characters you like, and tag 5 others to do it too.

I read the instructions but I canโ€™t handle the cognitive load of tagging people, so embrace chaos.

08.10.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These last couple have been purple, but I like to mix it up between the zero sugar flavors

07.10.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only Tuesday and thereโ€™s already 2 Monster cans in the recycling

07.10.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŽถTakeโ€ฆ these broken wings

07.10.2025 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guess thereโ€™s a lot of underwater apartment buildings to clear out

07.10.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had an encounter with a baby tortie and she was already a talker

07.10.2025 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean if they have a third pharmacist at all thatโ€™s pretty great, and to be hot on top of that?

07.10.2025 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope there arenโ€™t any more twisted thoughts in that mind or weโ€™re in trouble

07.10.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m Andrea and this is my sister Yellowly

07.10.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mon dieu!

07.10.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Non-Sunday laundryโ€ฆ what will the vibe be like?

07.10.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The mangosphere is Chris Kattan and Everything But the Girl

07.10.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe heโ€™ll explode from self contradiction trying to be cop and union both

07.10.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lmao classic error, never tell me โ€œno rushโ€

07.10.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And then I saw this. I see where your headโ€™s at.

07.10.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Classic PKD story

07.10.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With each autumn I more closely resemble Bobby Singer in body and spirit

07.10.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s CA, you can recall easily

07.10.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
You will not get any automated email henceforth.

You will not get any automated email henceforth.

haha ok go off, my liege

07.10.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 401    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are no good authorities you can trust to protect you from the overreach of the bad authorities. All information from any authorities at any level is inherently untrustworthy. These are the facts of our situation.

07.10.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, they'll use whatever they can. They'll also say a nonviolent protest was violent. They'll also beat you and arrest you and then say you hit them first (as police traditionally have at protests). I'm not saying some actions won't be used against people, I'm saying that narrative happens anyway.

07.10.2025 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 383    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Printers can smell fear. They can smell uncertainty. They can smell weakness. When only the bombed out ruins of humanity remain printers will be there like cockroaches waiting for their next victims to evolve or descend from the heavens so they may inflict pain.

07.10.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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