Ep$tein Files Now!!!

...and he grabbed, sniffed and put it around his neck himself

What on oaf
What a pathologic narcissist
What an asshole

Republicans against Trump on X: "In one of the most pathetic and humiliating moments in history, Trump just received the new inaugural FIFA Peace Prize. They literally invented a “peace prize” to keep him happy after he didn’t receive the actual Nobel Peace Prize. Beyond parody https://t.co/I1ahYRCz85" / X In one of the most pathetic and humiliating moments in history, Trump just received the new inaugural FIFA Peace Prize. They literally invented a “peace prize” to keep him happy after he didn’t receive the actual Nobel Peace Prize. Beyond parody https://t.co/I1ahYRCz85

Oh my god the fucking "shit king" crowns himself

What a pathologically self absorbed narcissistic asshole

x.com/i/status/199...

these people aren’t “visionaries” they’re drunken blackjack players with a self-replenishing pile of chips and a bunch of sycophantic dopes saying shit like “splitting 10s is genius sir”

a red mini cooper with a clown in the driver 's seat ALT: a red mini cooper with a clown in the driver 's seat

Early prototype rolling out

“These cars are inexpensive, safe, fuel efficient, and AMAZING!!!” Translation: you will absolutely die in one, but the funeral will be energy-certified.

“OK, you can gerrymander to cheat in elections, but only if it hurts nonwhite voters.”

- US Supreme Court

Hegseth:
"Fog of war"
"Warfighter"
"Kill them all"
"They're gonna getting away"
"It's gonna meet up with other boats"
"No swimmers"
"Yeah, dead, dead, dead"

“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”

Sen. Rand Paul

Lucas Sanders 💙🗳️🌊💪🌈🚺🟧 @LucasSa56947288 Here’s Kash Patel on Newsmax claiming on Newsmax that the Biden FBI intentionally did not solve the pipe bomber case:

They just lie and lie and lie and lie, and the dumbest people on the planet believe them.

/2 "to show that gerrymandering is racist rather than merely partisan the challenger has to offer race-neutral partisan alternatives" is relatively new despicable shit, and "a state gerrymandering based on a president's explicit written demand for racial gerrymandering is presumed cool" is fresh.

Koh: This is not about justice. This is about power. This is about a Secretary of Defense so drunk off alpha male bullshit that he's willing to take lives to get off on that power.

a man is sitting on a couch eating a slice of pizza with the word unforgotten on the bottom ALT: a man is sitting on a couch eating a slice of pizza with the word unforgotten on the bottom

Yep, and Kegstand probably sitting there gleefully shoving food in his pie hole, watching people die

Because of course they did

Trump: "just as good as getting a noble prize, better even. I mean that's temporary, our gold letters are being delivered from Hobby Lobby later, andnl those are forever. I am the piece preznet"

Wait, no thats them looking for the Epstein files to release...

Wait, no it's them looking for the health plan to replace ACS...

Wait, no it's them justifying killing civilians in boats...

Oh, no it's just them

Well, if youre mafia, that whole "leave no witnesses" kind of tracks for this regime

To be clear, if a military vessel tries to flee an engagement (say, to rejoin its fleet), you can fire on it again. But if what the WSJ is saying, then Bradley and his JAG tormented that logic to inanity - and I'd bet they did so because they were trying to conform to Hegseth's orders.

Anyone got eyes on mgt?

Oh Lil Moses, so you can swear in New members of the House within 24 hours of being elected... wow

What a pos you are Mike Johnson

Crazy Eyes' FBI got this done?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not a chance they got this right, this is just chaos spin to get eyes off Epstein and Kegstand

And that's what makes the anti-trans sports stuff so clearly bullshit. Everyone on the "actually, there are some valid concerns!" side of things is cheering on this 61-year-old lady no longer getting to hag out with her friends and play tennis.

If you have to call yourself an "alpha male" you are 100% not an alpha male.

Trump is trying to set a world record today for the most white people gathered around a single desk

Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social, who's paying you? Stop praising an overt authoritarian. Stop praising the guy who's trying to tear down civilization. Stop praising a dark tetrad. Stop praising the guy who does everything Putin wants him to do. We don't trust you as house minority leader. Resign.

Trump Boasts That International Criminal Court in The Hague Has Invited Him to Receive Award “They said it was in response to things I’ve done as president,” Trump told reporters.

www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-boas...

Fog of War

More like consciousness of guilt

THERE IS NO FOG, BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAR. it’s not a war, because you can’t unilaterally declare that fishing boats are military targets, and start dropping bombs on them. not unless you want to end up in the The Hague, on trial for your ahem alleged war crimes. you know, somewhere in this multiverse there’s a timeline where Jack Smith gets his old job back as War Crimes Prosecutor and convicts every one of these shitweasels. wouldn’t that be fucking delicious? I want to live in that timeline.

PISS-DRUNK PETE KEGSTAND NOW CLAIMS HIS WAR CRIMES WEREN'T ACTUALLY WAR CRIMES BECAUSE OF — GET THIS — THE "FOG OF WAR." FUCK STRAIGHT OFF. PRO TIP: INNOCENT PEOPLE DON'T HAVE TO KEEP CHANGING THEIR STORIES. I EXPLAIN IT LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE IN TODAY'S POST. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4rPcV9g

Stinky Snoreleone putting in the hard work

Stamina....

What a fucking fraud

There are so many fascists in America it’s crazy. They aren’t just going to disappear when Donald Trump takes a dirt nap. Especially after they got a little taste.