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Darth Turner

@darthturner.bsky.social

Big ol’ bearded product designer who loves Lego, Star Wars, vidya games, and living each day to channel my inner Skeletor. πŸ”— bento.me/darthturner

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CAN YOU FUCKIN’ BELIEVE IT FAM?? WE GOT A WHITE ASS BLOCK OF A BACKGROUND WITH THE CUTEST DAMN FIRE DOG YOU’VE EVER SEEN WITH HIS GLORIOUS POKΓ‰MON NAME OF POMBON DISPLAYED FOR ALL TO BASK IN. A MAN (ALL HUMANS) FALLS TO HIS KNEES NEXT TO THE PHOTO WHILE THE TEXT READS β€œI BELIEVE IN POMBON SUPREMACY.

CAN YOU FUCKIN’ BELIEVE IT FAM?? WE GOT A WHITE ASS BLOCK OF A BACKGROUND WITH THE CUTEST DAMN FIRE DOG YOU’VE EVER SEEN WITH HIS GLORIOUS POKΓ‰MON NAME OF POMBON DISPLAYED FOR ALL TO BASK IN. A MAN (ALL HUMANS) FALLS TO HIS KNEES NEXT TO THE PHOTO WHILE THE TEXT READS β€œI BELIEVE IN POMBON SUPREMACY.

#PokemonWinds #PokemonWaves

27.02.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes β€œI love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization

22.02.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 13940    πŸ” 2514    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 135
A SKELITEN PLAY'S SAXIPHONE ON A BEAUTIFUL BEACH "IF YOU HAVE TO BEG YOUR SENATOR FOR HUMAN RIGHTS YOU NEVER HAD THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE " - YOUR LIFE SHOULD NOT BE UP FOR A VOTE! YOUR BODILY AUTONOMY SHOULD NOT BE UP FOR A VOTE! ANY SYSTEM WHICH REQUIRES POPULAR APPROVAL FOR YOU TO BE TREATED AS AN EQUAL IS A SYSTEM WHICH MUST BE DESTROYED!!! THE SKELOTEN IN THE PIC REFUSES TO RECOGNIZE THIS SYSTEM AS LEGITAMATE!!!!!! NEXT TIME YOU GOT TO CALL YOUR SENATOR TO BEG FOR MERCY YOU SHOULD [CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] THE TERMS OF SERVICE PREVENT US FROM DISCUSSING THIS FURTHER BUT READ A "HISTORY BOOK" TO GET THE GENERAL IDEA - dashare.zone ADMIN - FOR MORE OF MY MANIFESTO SUBSCRIBE TO patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELITEN PLAY'S SAXIPHONE ON A BEAUTIFUL BEACH "IF YOU HAVE TO BEG YOUR SENATOR FOR HUMAN RIGHTS YOU NEVER HAD THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE " - YOUR LIFE SHOULD NOT BE UP FOR A VOTE! YOUR BODILY AUTONOMY SHOULD NOT BE UP FOR A VOTE! ANY SYSTEM WHICH REQUIRES POPULAR APPROVAL FOR YOU TO BE TREATED AS AN EQUAL IS A SYSTEM WHICH MUST BE DESTROYED!!! THE SKELOTEN IN THE PIC REFUSES TO RECOGNIZE THIS SYSTEM AS LEGITAMATE!!!!!! NEXT TIME YOU GOT TO CALL YOUR SENATOR TO BEG FOR MERCY YOU SHOULD [CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] THE TERMS OF SERVICE PREVENT US FROM DISCUSSING THIS FURTHER BUT READ A "HISTORY BOOK" TO GET THE GENERAL IDEA - dashare.zone ADMIN - FOR MORE OF MY MANIFESTO SUBSCRIBE TO patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

THINK ABOUT IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

17.02.2026 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1429    πŸ” 438    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4
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Good news for all the nuclearheads! After years of being shuttered following the Fukushima disaster, Tokyo Electric Power Co. has restarted the No. 6 reactor at the Kashiwazaki-Kariwa nuclear power plant!

Also if you oppose nuclear power you're wrong btw

15.02.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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Zoomer Toby Keith voice:
I Shoulda Been A Catboy

27.01.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The image compression on that first picture makes it unreadable.

29.01.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Code Vein II courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Jan 29th, 2:30 PM PT

Game is $58.30 at Gamesplanet w/ code BLOODWARIO buff.ly/laoWLaf

22.01.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 924    πŸ” 1721    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 10
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a black and white drawing of a boy laying on his back ALT: a black and white drawing of a boy laying on his back
26.01.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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RIP Alex Pretti. ICU nurse for veterans, patriot, and advocate for justice, cut down for no reason besides filming law enforcement with his phone.

25.01.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A SKLETTON AT DA GULLITINE "BRING IT BACK " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKLETTON AT DA GULLITINE "BRING IT BACK " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN

24.01.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 715    πŸ” 245    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 7
A photo in the style of the famous Now that’s what I call music album cover that reads, β€œ Now that’s what I call a distraction from the Epstein Files”

A photo in the style of the famous Now that’s what I call music album cover that reads, β€œ Now that’s what I call a distraction from the Epstein Files”

Neat. Now release the files.

21.01.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d love an update on the PS5 native version. I’d love to be able to play on my PS Portal without taking up the console.

20.01.2026 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s never too late. Starting up is more fun than ever before! I’ve seen so many new players recently, and the community is amazing!

20.01.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My great labor is complete! #Fallout76 platinum trophy obtained!

16.01.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Board the Mothership.
YouTube video by Mothership Media LLC Board the Mothership.

It's time to board the Mothership.
www.youtube.com/shorts/iEw90...

09.01.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 429    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 60

That little side panel right there is why the game was $80. Nothing else.

25.12.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for the amazing work you all do on such a delightful game! I can’t wait to see all the fun we’ll have at the lab in 2026!!

24.12.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think these awards felt especially boring because categories like Best RPG and Best Indie each honor overall quality among a subset rather than a specific craft. If a game is the best of the year, and it’s an RPG, obviously it is also the best RPG. Needs an overhaul to avoid pointless repetition

13.12.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1934    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 30

y-o-u-t-u-b-e-.-c-o-m

12.12.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need to know!!!! Everyone is doing it.

12.12.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#TheGameAwards

17.11.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
IT'S ACTUALLY REAL, THEY ACTUALLY MADE IT!!! THIS PHOTO SHOWS WHITEBEARD, A MAJOR CHARACTER FROM THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED ANIME SERIES ONE PIECE, SCREAMING WITH THE TEXT THE STEAM MACHINE IS REAL DISPLAYED UNDERNEATH

IT'S ACTUALLY REAL, THEY ACTUALLY MADE IT!!! THIS PHOTO SHOWS WHITEBEARD, A MAJOR CHARACTER FROM THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED ANIME SERIES ONE PIECE, SCREAMING WITH THE TEXT THE STEAM MACHINE IS REAL DISPLAYED UNDERNEATH

12.11.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no. What has happened?

10.11.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Once Upon a Katamari courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Oct 27th, 6:30 PM PT

Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG

24.10.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 980    πŸ” 1575    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 14

I was so proud when I got my pro certification in Aperture when I was a Creative.

I was so sad when they moved away from it, but I was like, β€œat least I still have Pixelmator…….” πŸ’€

19.10.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"So you have dozens of unplayed games on your Steam account"

"Yes, Dave"

"And you spent hundreds of dollars on the Fall Steam Sale"

"That's correct, Dave"

14.10.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
The most commonly misspelled porn search terms by state

The most commonly misspelled porn search terms by state

Good morning

02.10.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 563    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 279

Battlefield 6 is coming my battle brother. Digimon should be good though!

25.09.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A SKELIETEN ROWIN THERE BOAT AND IT SAYS " I WILL NEVER PAY MY "BILLS" "YOUR BEING MEAN TO THE HOSPITAL" "PAY US NOW OR WE'LL CRY MORE" "DUE UPON RECEIPT" "YOUR BEING MEAN TO THE BANK" "YOUR CREDIT SCORE WILL GO DOWN" "YOUR IN TROUBLE"
SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU MADE A RISKEY INVESTMENT SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT!!!!!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - IM NOT SAYING YOU SHOULD DO THIS BUT RICH GUYS GOTTA UNDERSTAND THERES RISK IN EVERY INVESTMENT , THEY JUST UNDER ESTIMATED THE RISK , THEY GOTTA LEARN SOME HOW, - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELIETEN ROWIN THERE BOAT AND IT SAYS " I WILL NEVER PAY MY "BILLS" "YOUR BEING MEAN TO THE HOSPITAL" "PAY US NOW OR WE'LL CRY MORE" "DUE UPON RECEIPT" "YOUR BEING MEAN TO THE BANK" "YOUR CREDIT SCORE WILL GO DOWN" "YOUR IN TROUBLE" SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU MADE A RISKEY INVESTMENT SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT!!!!!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - IM NOT SAYING YOU SHOULD DO THIS BUT RICH GUYS GOTTA UNDERSTAND THERES RISK IN EVERY INVESTMENT , THEY JUST UNDER ESTIMATED THE RISK , THEY GOTTA LEARN SOME HOW, - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

I WOULDNT LOAN MONEY TO ME - dashare.zone ADMIN

25.09.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 414    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2