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Darth Turner

@darthturner.bsky.social

Big ol’ bearded product designer who loves Lego, Star Wars, vidya games, and living each day to channel my inner Skeletor. πŸ”— bento.me/darthturner

54 Followers  |  81 Following  |  169 Posts  |  Joined: 18.09.2023  |  1.5719

Latest posts by darthturner.bsky.social on Bluesky

I was so proud when I got my pro certification in Aperture when I was a Creative.

I was so sad when they moved away from it, but I was like, β€œat least I still have Pixelmator…….” πŸ’€

19.10.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"So you have dozens of unplayed games on your Steam account"

"Yes, Dave"

"And you spent hundreds of dollars on the Fall Steam Sale"

"That's correct, Dave"

14.10.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
The most commonly misspelled porn search terms by state

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Good morning

02.10.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 551    πŸ” 147    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 271

Battlefield 6 is coming my battle brother. Digimon should be good though!

25.09.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A SKELIETEN ROWIN THERE BOAT AND IT SAYS " I WILL NEVER PAY MY "BILLS" "YOUR BEING MEAN TO THE HOSPITAL" "PAY US NOW OR WE'LL CRY MORE" "DUE UPON RECEIPT" "YOUR BEING MEAN TO THE BANK" "YOUR CREDIT SCORE WILL GO DOWN" "YOUR IN TROUBLE"
SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU MADE A RISKEY INVESTMENT SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT!!!!!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - IM NOT SAYING YOU SHOULD DO THIS BUT RICH GUYS GOTTA UNDERSTAND THERES RISK IN EVERY INVESTMENT , THEY JUST UNDER ESTIMATED THE RISK , THEY GOTTA LEARN SOME HOW, - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELIETEN ROWIN THERE BOAT AND IT SAYS " I WILL NEVER PAY MY "BILLS" "YOUR BEING MEAN TO THE HOSPITAL" "PAY US NOW OR WE'LL CRY MORE" "DUE UPON RECEIPT" "YOUR BEING MEAN TO THE BANK" "YOUR CREDIT SCORE WILL GO DOWN" "YOUR IN TROUBLE" SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU MADE A RISKEY INVESTMENT SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT!!!!!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - IM NOT SAYING YOU SHOULD DO THIS BUT RICH GUYS GOTTA UNDERSTAND THERES RISK IN EVERY INVESTMENT , THEY JUST UNDER ESTIMATED THE RISK , THEY GOTTA LEARN SOME HOW, - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

I WOULDNT LOAN MONEY TO ME - dashare.zone ADMIN

25.09.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 410    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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a man with a beard is standing in front of a stained glass window and says let the feast begin . Alt: a man with a beard is standing in front of a stained glass window and says let the feast begin .

We got #Silksong, #Hades2, and #Megabonk chilling on the Steam Deck

25.09.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahh damn, took a Tylenol this morning and I'm suddenly very interested in prime numbers

23.09.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 227    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

I continue to listen to the Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack do this day. It’s one of the best damn licensed music collections in any movie I’ve been alive to see premiere. Great call @jamesgunn.bsky.social

19.09.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Three Rum Punches and a Sax playing Sasquatch are making my night pretty damn cool.

19.09.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of people are taking pictures of a man with sunglasses ALT: a group of people are taking pictures of a man with sunglasses

Happy iOS 26 day to the iOS crew. Can’t wait to hear the Liquid Glass hot takes.

15.09.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is still no greater euphoria in gaming than finally overcoming a tough boss in a Dark Souls-like game.

11.09.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

+1 duck duck go. Very solid search. Works exactly like Google did in 2018. Perfection.

06.09.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It takes a special kind of fucked up musical interest to get your personalized radio station to follow "Bat out of Hell" by Meatloaf with "Snow halation" by Love Live's Β΅

26.08.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna rip and tear in VR #XboxPlayAnywhereSweepstakes

21.08.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me, today.

21.08.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Assassin's Creed Shadows is the best selling new game of 2025 in Europe

➑️ www.thegamebusiness.com/p/assassins-...

#AssassinsCreedShadows

18.08.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

Did they fix the internet crash thing on Portal 2? I can’t find anything recent.

04.08.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Overlay this message on an image of a cat reading the morning newspaper with a trending cultural icon hitting the gritty in the background.

[PRESSES SEND]

29.07.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine you are a witty social media coordinator. Create a response to someone discussing the underutilized potential of AI as it pertains to daily productivity and large-scale human advancement in the science and technology spaces. Make sure to include several memes and pop culture references.

29.07.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah, go see it asap. Gooooood ass movie.

12.07.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Superman has both restored my faith in superhero moves and cemented James Gunn as a director who can basically work miracles with struggling characters/IP.

11.07.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wake up each day haunted by the fact that they used Freak’n You instead of Gangsta’s Paradise as the ending theme for Part 5 of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure.

09.07.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My boi @comradecam.bsky.social is at it again with another FANTASTIC review of a FANTASTIC game.

08.07.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember @comradecam.bsky.social looking for a basic version of this for a long time, and now it’s just straight up on Amazon. Godzilla’s come a long way in the west for sure.

01.07.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me and the squad feasting rn…

πŸ›πŸœοΈDune Awakening Deep Desert update

πŸ‘»πŸ”«Phasmophobia media evidence update

🦟πŸ’₯Space Marine 2 PvE horde mode

🫳☎️FBC Firebreak progression fixes

What’re we gonna do @comradecam.bsky.social?

26.06.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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YOOOOOOOOOO. K-POP DEMON HUNTERS SLAAAAAAAAAAPS. Every song is an ABSOLUTE BOP

24.06.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10.06.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

There seem to be two stages of life. One is looking forward to Summer Games Fest, the other is looking forward to the Day of the Devs stream afterwards.

I think I’m getting to that latter part slowly but surely, and I can’t say I hate that.

09.06.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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06.06.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 188    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 3
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Instant subscriber. No hesitation. Welcome back @gameinformer.com

05.06.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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