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@mrjustinpitts.bsky.social

American dirtbag in Norway. Secret roadie, ham-fisted systems enginneer, all the braaap.

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4/I love traveling.

15.10.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

3/Meanwhile, there’s an older Spanish dude with a HUGE American flag baseball cap traveling with what I presume is his family and he’s trying to talk to EVERYONE and is warning people (through a translator) to make sure to add french fries when ordering a burger with the self-service kiosk.

15.10.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

2/Right when I’m considering approaching them just to say I appreciate hearing their accents, one says to the other, β€œOh gosh, we sound soo Minnesotan right now”.

I literally have heart eyes for them. 😍

15.10.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

1/Sitting in an airport bar listening to these two ladies with pretty thick Minnesota accents chatting away while comparing stamps they’re going to use for post cards. It’s so incredibly cute.

15.10.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the first time I’ve learned about this speech, it reinforces so many feelings I have about living here as an immigrant.

05.08.2025 10:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching replays of the #TourdeSuisseWomen and whenever there's an aerial shot I hear the call of the Red-tailed Hawk, a species that doesn't exist in Switzerland.

14.06.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Flew right over me in Holmlia. Much better than coffee for a post-lunch wake up.

14.03.2025 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In Memoriam: Mark Klein, AT&T Whistleblower Who Revealed NSA Mass Spying EFF is deeply saddened to learn of the passing of Mark Klein, a bona fide hero who risked civil liability and criminal prosecution to help expose a massive spying program that violated the rights of m...

Thank you, Mark. RIP.

www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...

14.03.2025 07:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. Make sure your power bank can output at least 30W. Fast charging via the MagSafe connector will require β‰₯70W.

11.03.2025 10:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This. And to that end, here is a photo of me learning how to mend my expensive-assed jeans.

10.03.2025 09:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

❀️

20.01.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations! So very happy for you!

27.12.2024 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have seen things, man

20.12.2024 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Made it to GΓΆteborg for Front 242’s final tour. Here on my own but surrounded by my people and it feels like home. Welcome to paradise.

29.11.2024 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if this election has proven anything at all it is the danger of allowing anyone to have a billion dollars

25.10.2024 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1698    πŸ” 387    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 22

Further proof that gravel racing has jumped the shark into common mediocrity.

www.idlprocycling.com/exceptionall...

26.09.2024 10:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mountain Biking Is Just a Passing Fad!  | 1986 | CBC Archives
YouTube video by CBC Mountain Biking Is Just a Passing Fad! | 1986 | CBC Archives

I guess the next fad was gravel bikes.

youtu.be/j8qDwN8C0no?...

20.09.2024 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Really thoughtful read and echos some of my experiences having moved to Norway. It's been a little over two years and I'm still figuring out the brands. πŸ˜…

12.08.2024 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nate Silver calling Walz the β€œMinnesota Nice choice” shows that he doesn’t understand the definition of Minnesota Nice

06.08.2024 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Image of a maze stretching to infinity

Image of a maze stretching to infinity

Reading security digests from Apple be like:

08.03.2024 09:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Names of Thousands of Neo-Nazi Music Fans Just Got Leaked Thousands of purveyors of neo-Nazi tunes just had their day ruined by a crew of enterprising Scandinavian anti-fascists.

The Names of Thousands of Neo-Nazi Music Fans Just Got Leaked

Thousands of purveyors of neo-Nazi tunes just had their day ruined by a crew of enterprising Scandinavian anti-fascists

www.vice.com/en/article/p...

13.12.2023 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Things I never expected to see when relocating to a European country: a self-proclaimed shaman in the news.

13.12.2023 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Always weird being on a train that feels like it’s being jump-started when stuck in a tunnel.

14.08.2023 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

https://escapecollective.com/gallery-kopecky-wins-the-ultimate-race-of-attrition-at-road-worlds/

14.08.2023 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Alison Jackson snarfing donut hand-ups during worlds passes the vibe check. Photo courtesy of K.Ramon/Escape Collective

14.08.2023 09:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Whatever you do, don’t try to pack two bicycles in one bicycle box for an international flight and expect to be under the weight limit. The people at the gate will have fear in their eyes as they’re about to tell you the total cost.

14.08.2023 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just saw someone who looks like my father wearing a Joy Division t-shirt. I don’t know how to process this.

10.08.2023 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHY DO THEIR TONGUES HURT

04.08.2023 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0