The gods knew I would be too powerful in thigh highs if I was able to figure out garter belts
13.02.2025 02:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@thecrypticlyric.bsky.social
They/them
The gods knew I would be too powerful in thigh highs if I was able to figure out garter belts
13.02.2025 02:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They should invent a me without rejection sensitive dysphoria
12.02.2025 02:32 β π 1 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I don't know how I would personally define rock and metal as genres.
I just know that Spotify is wrong.
This is who you're being mean to when you're mean to me just fyi
30.01.2025 03:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you say that you're looking for a "partner in crime" on a dating site, it's rude to unmatch someone as soon as they ask which kinds of crime you like to do. If you're not serious about pulling off the greatest bank heist of the 21st century, don't waste my time!
27.01.2025 01:42 β π 574 π 84 π¬ 22 π 4My best quality is respecting your boundaries so much that I never talk to you.
26.01.2025 13:36 β π 1308 π 268 π¬ 20 π 14Misread this as Goku being Goofy and all I can think about is how Donald Duck would be his Vegeta
26.01.2025 18:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hazing myself with the ceiling light so I'll be productive
26.01.2025 18:00 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Spread information, not panic. When reporting or signal boosting potential threats, provide as much information as possible! SALUTE guide: S - size/strength A - actions/activity L - location & direction U - uniform/clothes T - time & date of observation E - equipment/weapons Not a useful tweet: "proudboys spotted" Where? When? What are they doing? How many? What are they carrying?" Use your judgement!
With the raids going on, remember to spread information, not panic. Be specific about what you witness and give folks information so that they can work with to assess their risk.
22.01.2025 23:06 β π 101 π 64 π¬ 2 π 4If she can do it, we can all do it.
22.01.2025 10:43 β π 94283 π 13384 π¬ 1692 π 835A view of a snowy lake with bare trees surrounding it
It blows my mind that we've gotten snow *twice*. Roads are still icy and unsafe today
22.01.2025 15:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Slowly migrating here π€
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