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Mary Katharine Ham

@mkhammr.bsky.social

Host of Giving Hummers & AbNormally pods. Prone to Mom-shaming, blatant hypocrisy. Roll MAGA Tide. Author, “How to Sell Your Soul In One Easy Step,” I sniff farts for a living, am NOT stunning NOR brave. I am a parody LITERALLY (said with extra vocal fry!)

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I also live in DC and can attest that a giant creature straight out of the Alien movies crawled out of the gutter in front of our house and swallowed up my 5 children. Thankfully SuperTrump swooped down and saved them from the belly of the beast!!

13.08.2025 18:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I also live in DC and can attest that a giant creature straight out of the Alien movies crawled out of the gutter in front of our house and swallowed up my 5 children. Thankfully SuperTrump swooped down and saved them from the belly of the beast!!

13.08.2025 18:13 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I'm naturally inclined to marry rich and lounge on my sofa, no bad back for me, sorry poor people!!

05.08.2025 18:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm naturally inclined to marry rich and lounge on my sofa, no bad back for me, sorry poor people!!

05.08.2025 18:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is what I voted for!! No BAD NEWS EVER!!! Life will be sooooo great!! Now if only I could get my fucking kids to stop talking back to me!

01.08.2025 23:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is what I voted for!! No BAD NEWS EVER!!! Life will be sooooo great!! Now if only I could get my fucking kids to stop talking back to me!

01.08.2025 23:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No bad news EVER!!! Life will be sooo great!!

01.08.2025 23:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pride's over bitches!!

07.07.2025 17:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Nothing says 4th of July like having my hot hubby light fireworks to torment our dog!!

07.07.2025 17:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Evangelical church urges Trump admin to 'execute' LGBTQ Americans An Indiana church is urging the Trump administration to "execute" members of the LGBTQ community because "the Bible teaches that those people are worthy of death," according to WISH-TV 8 in Indianapol...

Pride's over bitches!!!
www.rawstory.com/trump-and-ev...

07.07.2025 17:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kegsbreath bringing the FIRE and making momma moist!! Give it to me, war fighter!! Hit me with your B52 bomber and obliterate me completely!!

26.06.2025 15:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kegsbreath bringing the FIRE and making momma moist!! Give it to me, war fighter!! Hit me with your B52 bomber and obliterate me completely!!

26.06.2025 15:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NEVER!!! Kegsbreath makes me MOIST like no one else!!

26.06.2025 14:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We need to find you a purse JD!!! Where is Usha when you need her!?!?!

26.06.2025 14:16 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kegsbreath for the WIN, 'Merica!!!

26.06.2025 14:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where is JD's purse???

26.06.2025 14:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's his third legs that puts a little spring in my step!! #DontTellMyHubby

25.06.2025 18:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Uh oh, I guess I should remove this one then...

24.06.2025 17:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And is it me or does that NOT look like a white guy in the photo???

24.06.2025 17:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump also invented the motto "Bottomless Mimosa Brunch" (although I think it meant something different to him), much to the happiness of all us trad wives in da burbs!

23.06.2025 14:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump also invented the motto "Bottomless Mimosa Brunch" (although I think it meant something different to him), much to the happiness of all us trad wives in da burbs!

23.06.2025 14:54 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Welcome to the Ru Paul stage Medusa Venom!!

21.06.2025 22:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ohhhh the new Hunger Games looks good!! The drag queens are in charge!!

21.06.2025 22:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah!! I can ditch the meth pipe and go back to huffing asbestos again!! I was worried I would have to find sensible daycare for once! The kids are gonna be alright!

20.06.2025 18:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah!! I can ditch the meth pipe and go back to huffing asbestos again!! I was worried I would have to find sensible daycare for once! The kids are gonna be alright!

20.06.2025 18:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah!! I can ditch the meth pipe and go back to huffing asbestos again!!

20.06.2025 18:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump administration to shut down LGBTQ youth suicide hotline The 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline will no longer use its LGBTQ youth service line starting July 17. The Trump administration says the move will "focus on serving all help seekers."

Happy Pride everyone!!
www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-...

20.06.2025 16:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Job security for life!

20.06.2025 16:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's like she is aging before our eyes, it is beautiful to see!

20.06.2025 03:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sorry they got rid of her with DEI

19.06.2025 21:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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