I also live in DC and can attest that a giant creature straight out of the Alien movies crawled out of the gutter in front of our house and swallowed up my 5 children. Thankfully SuperTrump swooped down and saved them from the belly of the beast!!
13.08.2025 18:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I also live in DC and can attest that a giant creature straight out of the Alien movies crawled out of the gutter in front of our house and swallowed up my 5 children. Thankfully SuperTrump swooped down and saved them from the belly of the beast!!
13.08.2025 18:13 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I'm naturally inclined to marry rich and lounge on my sofa, no bad back for me, sorry poor people!!
05.08.2025 18:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm naturally inclined to marry rich and lounge on my sofa, no bad back for me, sorry poor people!!
05.08.2025 18:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is what I voted for!! No BAD NEWS EVER!!! Life will be sooooo great!! Now if only I could get my fucking kids to stop talking back to me!
01.08.2025 23:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is what I voted for!! No BAD NEWS EVER!!! Life will be sooooo great!! Now if only I could get my fucking kids to stop talking back to me!
01.08.2025 23:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
No bad news EVER!!! Life will be sooo great!!
01.08.2025 23:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pride's over bitches!!
07.07.2025 17:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Nothing says 4th of July like having my hot hubby light fireworks to torment our dog!!
07.07.2025 17:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Kegsbreath bringing the FIRE and making momma moist!! Give it to me, war fighter!! Hit me with your B52 bomber and obliterate me completely!!
26.06.2025 15:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Kegsbreath bringing the FIRE and making momma moist!! Give it to me, war fighter!! Hit me with your B52 bomber and obliterate me completely!!
26.06.2025 15:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
NEVER!!! Kegsbreath makes me MOIST like no one else!!
26.06.2025 14:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We need to find you a purse JD!!! Where is Usha when you need her!?!?!
26.06.2025 14:16 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Kegsbreath for the WIN, 'Merica!!!
26.06.2025 14:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Where is JD's purse???
26.06.2025 14:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It's his third legs that puts a little spring in my step!! #DontTellMyHubby
25.06.2025 18:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Uh oh, I guess I should remove this one then...
24.06.2025 17:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
And is it me or does that NOT look like a white guy in the photo???
24.06.2025 17:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trump also invented the motto "Bottomless Mimosa Brunch" (although I think it meant something different to him), much to the happiness of all us trad wives in da burbs!
23.06.2025 14:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trump also invented the motto "Bottomless Mimosa Brunch" (although I think it meant something different to him), much to the happiness of all us trad wives in da burbs!
23.06.2025 14:54 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Welcome to the Ru Paul stage Medusa Venom!!
21.06.2025 22:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ohhhh the new Hunger Games looks good!! The drag queens are in charge!!
21.06.2025 22:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Yeah!! I can ditch the meth pipe and go back to huffing asbestos again!! I was worried I would have to find sensible daycare for once! The kids are gonna be alright!
20.06.2025 18:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yeah!! I can ditch the meth pipe and go back to huffing asbestos again!! I was worried I would have to find sensible daycare for once! The kids are gonna be alright!
20.06.2025 18:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yeah!! I can ditch the meth pipe and go back to huffing asbestos again!!
20.06.2025 18:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Job security for life!
20.06.2025 16:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
it's like she is aging before our eyes, it is beautiful to see!
20.06.2025 03:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Sorry they got rid of her with DEI
19.06.2025 21:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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