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@elcerealman.bsky.social

Some say he's a warrior of justice. Others say he's an opportunistic villain. All agree he stays crunchy in milk. elcerealman@gmail.com for booking info

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Upon entering our town, Kidd Bandit mysteriously emerged as the hissing, biting, bible-fearing BELA LOCA.

On 3/6 under the horrible crimson moon, the BLOOD OMEN comes to #SlamTown

Vae Victus
Sponsored Γ— @CoreyRWrestling !
21+, $30 Γ— eventbrite
Doors 730ish, show 8-11ish

04.03.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
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for months, everyone in @hoodslam.bsky.social has doubted the legitimacy of my vampirism

but the blood omen is upon us and it is time for me to unleash my FULL DARK FURY

AND SPREAD MY POSITIVITYβ€”-i mean my CURSE OF DARKNESS UPON THE LAND

04.03.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

KEiTA hypnotized the ChainMaiden Steelex with his patented DWERKING maneuver into betraying Dave Reckoning.

Dave seeks revenge and retrieval in this MYSTERY Tag Partner Match!

March6 #OAKLAND #SlamTown BLOOD OMEN
Sponsored by @CoreyRWrestling
$30evntbrt 21+ #dontbringyourfnkids

03.03.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

SHHHNARY fights for OKAMIS freedom!

Richard Shhhnary expressed regret for what he called a curse. When OKAMI was forcibly returned to MonsterTown, he learned that he truly missed them. Now, hes petitioned King Giraffadorah for their return. But he must face a monster of the kings choosing!

March6!

03.03.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Dare to understand the ununderstandable

03.03.2026 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MARCH 6 at BLOOD OMEN
Cereal Mans quest is to win enough matches to prove to his SpaceDad that hes deserving of rescue. So far hes won none. However, written in the stars is a tale of tides turning. Astrologist MYLO says she sees it in the clear night sky.

Sponsored by @coreyrobertswrestling

02.03.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

MARCH 6 #OAKLAND
By any other name would the rose feel as sweet? BeCCA lost her 3 to SH3IKAH at our last event, but the war isnt over.

She seeks to reclaim her name - but SH3IKAH has a proposition.

One that would require some faith
πŸ‘πŸŒ€

#SlamTown
Sponsor Γ— @CoreyRWrestling

02.03.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Also the UAE is doing the genocide in Sudan

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

02.03.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 222    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

schools are never valid military targets, on or off base

if someone bombed a DoD school in Okinawa and killed a bunch of American 4th graders, that would be a war crime.

The murder of Iranian schoolchildren is a war crime.

01.03.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5350    πŸ” 970    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 17

shockingly people are capable of simultaneously,

1. Hating their government

2. Hating the people who bomb and sanction their country, making regular life impossible and murdering members of their family, even more

01.03.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6889    πŸ” 1134    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 23

Disgusting

01.03.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So it seems like they're relying on trans people to self-report they actually don't have any way of enforcing this right now unless you turn yourself in

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

27.02.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 288    πŸ” 112    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

28.02.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 17005    πŸ” 6537    πŸ’¬ 469    πŸ“Œ 550
27.02.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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TUESDAY ST PATRICKS DAY
VERY LIMITED TICKETING, OUR MOST INTIMATE EVER

doors 6:30ish
Show 7-10ish PM 3/17
#FLUID510 a new space on this EPIC TUESDAY!

Featuring:
Kidd Bandit
KEiTA
Sheikah
Produced by Marco!
Dave Reckoning and ChainMaidens
Anton Voorhees
MORE TBA

www.eventbrite.com/e/slamtown-u...

25.02.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Relive the magic

25.02.2026 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"The Assault of Cereal Man by Mayor Von Eerie"
Digital Photography by Rudo Rampage (2026)
#Hoodslam #SlamTown #Wrestling @hoodslam.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social

19.02.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wiggles! What did you do???
#Hoodslam #SlamTown #Wrestling @Hoodslam @torchmeetsworld.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social

19.02.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Tomorrow night!
@hoodslam.bsky.social

19.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If Cereal Man can win 3 matches, Space Dad will help him get home. As of right now, he still needs to win three matches.
#Hoodslam #SlamTown #Wrestling @hoodslam.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social

19.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cereal Man showing Daniel T the power of a complete breakfast.
#Hoodslam #SlamTown #Wrestling @hoodslam.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social

19.02.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You'd be hard pressed to continue a match after taking that many shots to your genitals....
#Hoodslam #SlamTown #Wrestling @hoodslam.bsky.social @torchmeetsworld.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social

19.02.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#Sh3ikOrBeSh3iked πŸ€Όβ€β™€οΈπŸ€Όβ€β™‚οΈ

19.02.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

After February 6ths Femme Fatal Fiveway, Sheikah challenged B3CCA for her 3!

They face each other at #SlamTown x MonsterTown Enchantment Under the Sea MASSACRE

February 20th at Drake's Dealership in OAKLAND

Tix on eventbrite/ streaming on TRILLER+ on Tues Feb24th

18.02.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

Produced by Marco would like to be sprinkled in the BLIND DATEΓ—LETHAL LOTTERY

FRIDAY FEB 20 #SlamTown

+
Sheikah v B3CCA
Richard Shhhnary
Dave Reckoning
MORE

$25, tix on eventbrite
21+ #DONTbringyourFNkids
Drakes Dealership #OAKLAND
doors 930ish // show 10-12ish
Streams on Triller+ TuesFeb 24th

18.02.2026 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Daniel T is looking to form a bond in the BLIND DATEΓ—LETHAL LOTTERY

FRIDAY FEB 20 #SlamTown

+
Sheikah v B3CCA
Richard Shhhnary
Dave Reckoning
MORE

$25, tix on eventbrite
21+ #DONTbringyourFNkids
Drakes Dealership #OAKLAND
doors 930ish // show 10-12ish
Streams on Triller+ TuesFeb 24th

18.02.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oops…I’m wrestling at @hoodslam.bsky.social again on Friday!

17.02.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Boner jam 65 million BCE

12.02.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fighting machine from the pleistocene

12.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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STREAMING NOW - ASS FIRST
@Triller_TV #SlamTown

11.02.2026 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0