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…They’re cute, aren’t they, Sakuma-san. Those kids.

Rei: Not only are you my partner, you're also the other half of the two main attractions. I will continue to rely on you, Kaoru-kun.
Kaoru: Thanks, Rei-kun. It's been fun working hard these days. If the old me were to see me now, he might think I hit my head on something.

Kaoru-kun, if you really had the hearts to leave me, wouldn't you just leave me alone today?

You've finally caught on to my charm, huh? Talk about late, Sakuma-san. ♪

Kuro: Or maybe it’d be better if we were more like those two from UNDEAD, and used “kun” instead?
Rei: Mm. I think using “kun” just feels much more friendly. I recommend it.

Hel~lo? Even if you’re a guy, I still don’t like being ignored, Sakuma-san. So, what’s up? Are you not feeling well?

Rei: Ah, Kaoru-kun... I see you're enjoying a pleasant stay with Ran-kun. No wonder there's been zero response from you the whole day... Suddenly I'm feeling really lonely.
Kaoru: What the heck are you talking about, Rei-kun...? Did you even send me a single message today?

I’ll be cheering you on from the corner like any ordinary guy should, Sakuma-san.

I can't be around Rei-kun 24/7. It's exhausting. I don't know how you could put up with him last year, Koga-kun.

Look there, Kaoru-kun. The cute little rabbit has come out from the pen. How small, and how adorable~ ♪

Wait. He's not here~? Don't tell me you're still sleeping? Sakuma-san, you know that school's already over, right?

It appears that I’ve still a ways to go when it comes to understanding the human psyche; I should look up to you as a mentor, Kaoru-kun, and study more.

You want me to carry Sakuma-san to the infirmary?

(Wowww... same as always. Sakuma-san is so perfect it's irritating.)

I want to spoil you a ton, Ritsu-kun, but I also don't want to make Rei-kun jealous.

Waitwaitwait. I don't understand! You said you want to drink my blood? Why? The vampire thing is just some persona you made up, right? Right, Sakuma-san?

Sakuma-saaan~ Are you listening? Hmm~… It looks like he’s dead. There’s no sign of him getting up no matter how many times I knock on the coffin.

Isn’t that just your imagination? Your younger brother is looking at you with a huge scowl on his face, Sakuma-san.

Koga: I'm sure Hakaze-senpai is spoiling Sakuma-senpai, so you don't have to worry about him.

Kaoru-kun is a boy as well, hm…? ♪

Gyaaaah!? Save me, Kaoru-kun...

I’ll be cheering you on from the corner like any ordinary guy should, Sakuma-san.

Rei: Oh? Do you all hate me more than I thought...?
Kaoru: We're lecturing you /because/ we love you. If we hated you, we'd just ignore you.

Maybe it'd be good to get Kaoru-kun to teach me how to change mail address information...?

Hel~lo? Even if you’re a guy, I still don’t like being ignored, Sakuma-san. So, what’s up? Are you not feeling well?

Rei: Yawn... Kaoru-kun. I'm tired, so I'm going to rest. Would you mind waking me up in an hour?
Kaoru: Yeah, yeah. We're partners, but sometimes I feel like I'm taking care of you too much. Ah well, you've been working hard since this morning...

Oh? Hakaze-kun! How you doin'? Here's a souvenir for ya. Macademia nut chocolates. ♪

Kaoru: Hey! Why is Rei-kun telling you stuff about me like that!?
Tsumugi: He did say “is he not adorable?” or something like that, so I think he just wanted to boast about one of his unit members?

Seriously, why are you stuck in that locker anyway, Sakuma-san? Try not to take up too much of my time... ah, there we go.

(I don't know what to do... sighhh. If only I had someone to talk to. Sakuma-san kind of pissed me off with the stupid trap he set so I don't want to rely on him.)