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An announcement by the US State Department warning US citizens about the dangerous conditions of Venezuela that exactly match the dangerous conditions of the US:armed militias, searching vehicles for evidence of US citizenship, wrongful detention, terrorism, kidnapping, arbitrary enforcement of local laws…etc.

The irony of this announcement is wild

a doodle of a cat throwing its brain in a garbage can

bye brain

I am selling two tickets to the @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social show at the Wilbur in Boston on Sept 6 9:45pm . We are moving to California the week before 😩. $70 for both, can transfer via TicketMaster - message me if interested! #joshjohnson #comedy #boston #tickets

I am selling two tickets to the @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social show at the Wilbur in Boston on Sept 6 9:45pm . We are moving to California the week before 😩. $70 for both, can transfer via TicketMaster - message me if interested! #joshjohnson #comedy #boston #tickets

These medical experts know a thing or two about women

Lolol ok, THAT’S the best cover

This is 💯 correct

I’m a big Faith No More fan, so I’m torn between their “War Pigs” cover and their “Easy” cover.

No notes. 😑

Right!!?

My Facebook was hacked (bypassing 2FA which they always made ME do but whatever) and the hacker posted a scam “selling” things for my sister in law (who doesn’t exist). If you see it please report as a scam (or whatever they let you do). I don’t care if the account gets nuked, report it

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.

This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

Let’s gooo

I hate when you inquire about a particular “save money”-type actions/service, and they swamp you with daily emails, texts AND phone calls for WEEKS afterward. “HEY, were you gonna buy a house? We’re here to help!l” “Hey, you buying a house?” “We came to your apartment in case you forgot us.” “HELLO”

Photo of a small crab from NOAA’s social media. It’s covered in spikes

Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found

Wait, so was the whole “Talented and Gifted” stuff in elementary/middle school just code for ‘neurodivergent kids’!? That tidbit of knowledge could have saved certain people some time and effort trying to figure shit out… gaddamit.

They say the process of finding a house is just like dating -I don’t know how getting fucking high and going to a music festival is going to work, but I’m willing to do whatever it takes in this market.

I second Peter Luger in the Forum- AMAZING. Also my husband loved the Bacchanal Buffett. I think Mott31 is also delish.

Photo of living presidents with tfg hidden.

Carter Center photographer got the perfect shot today.

A street is orange from flames and you can see the high winds in the palm trees. Sparks fly down the street

A fire truck is engulfed in parks and flames are seen on the hill. The entire photo is red and orange from the fire

A fireman with a hose runs across the front of a house in flames in the background

The inside of a house is a ball of flames. The only visible thing inside is a burning Christmas tree

These extraordinary photos of the LA fires have been shared widely on social media, often without crediting the photographer.

These are all the work of Ethan Swope, an LA-based photojournalist working for AP.

You can follow his remarkable reporting here👇
www.instagram.com/ethanswopeph...

I have both, and let me tell you - every day I hope that bitch gets caught in a drive by when she walks her dog. (I don’t want the dog to be hurt, though!)

Who can relate?

I party like a rock star, specifically the part where Axl Rose says "oh, won't you please take me home"

This man and a small group of capitol police officers singlehandedly saved our democracy four years ago.

In November, 77 million Americans said "to hell with them" and voted for the insurrectionists.

Your "Back the Blue" flags are a pathetic disgrace and your patriotism is bullsh*t.

Wheel of Fortune with letters missing that spell out “BACK AT WORK”

SUCK IT DORK