They really do look like cider! I fully admit theyβre based on a sphinx painting that was a background piece in Frankenstein. π€£
(Betty, if you see this Iβm so sorry)
They really do look like cider! I fully admit theyβre based on a sphinx painting that was a background piece in Frankenstein. π€£
(Betty, if you see this Iβm so sorry)
New molds include:
-Imperial Leviathan 2.0 (even larger!)
-Large & Imperial Volente
-Large Watcher
-Large Somnhas
-Imperial Knight (updated finish)
-Imperial Thunder (updated finish)
Note: Imp. Thunder and L. Watcher weren't ready in time for this drop, but should be next round.
Valentines drop today, at 6PM CST! That's a little over 6 hours from now π
We have a TON of fresh large and imperial sizes now, complete with refreshed size photos and measurements on the site!
That iteration of Reaver had a huge amount of bubble issues, so Iβm afraid that version is very permanently retired. My tiny 2x4 table can only handle so many molds, besides π
29.01.2026 05:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0There is! Small, regular firmnessπ
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Valentines is around the corner, and we're doing an early drop so packages can arrive in time! With new available sizes fit for royalty, it's time to treat a partner, or maybe just yourselfπ
Our Valentines stock will drop thursday the 29th (tomorrow!) at 6PM CST.
Forgot to upload a picture of this beauty I got from @dreadtheempire.bsky.social
I'm in love with this design!!
We do have references on the model pages! Images auto-scroll but you can also drag between them or click the dots π
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Happy new year, hereβs to 2026 being good to everyone π
Our drop will happen in a little less than an hour!
New Year News! βπͺ©π₯
We will have a drop on New Years Jan 1st, at 6pm CST.
This drop includes a lot of requests from our survey, and a new Imperial option for Leviathan! Sizing info available on the product page.
This is so beautifully done omg!!
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A big thank you to everyone that joined in on our last drop! Some Holiday Housekeeping:
Our next drop will likely happen after christmas, maybe new years. If you want to shop for presents, the USPS cutoff is Dec 17th! I'm trying to get all orders out the door same/next day atmπ
We're doing a quick little end-of-year survey!
Specific colors on specific models you've always dreamed of? Now's the time to tell me π
forms.gle/x4ThXwpZVzV3...
Yes! One for each firmness.
26.11.2025 01:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There's a batch of them! All soft.
26.11.2025 01:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We'll have several of those spotty pours! It was to make our updated example image on Knight's model page, and I figured I'd do a batch while I was at it.
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Happy monday everyone!
We're going to be relatively quiet this week for obvious holiday reasons, but this Black Friday at NOON CST we'll have a dropπ
The Knight spreads his wings upon the castle wall, ready to do whatever it takes to please you...
The Knight will be at your beck and call...~
(commission for @dreadtheempire.bsky.social)
We have a newsletter!
Our first email arrives monday, outlining what we've been up to, the next drop date, and a little discountπ
shop.dreadtheempire.com/pages/join-o...
It's official, we're back just in time to give everyone a real treat!π¬
The site has been spruced up with some fresh character art, and our drop is happening tonight at 7pm CST!
(in a little over two hours)
Boo! π»
31st, 7pm CST π
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17.10.2025 03:38 β π 39 π 2 π¬ 5 π 0Yep, lilac point doofasaurus rex.
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Wondering how we're doing over here?
I've posted a candid little update so everyone knows what's going on over in the Empire:
www.dreadtheempire.com/DTE2025.html
I really need to write a status update on how weβre doing π
(alive!)
Your deep-sea submersible freezes in the cold blackness, scaling lasers and spotlight honed on a pale denizen. Half shark, half man, half abyssal terror, and very horny; the Helicoprion rubs a gigantic fishing hook against his tooth whirl, staring clean into your soul.
Your deep-sea submersible encounters
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Fine Print:
Sale only applies to toys, not accessories.
We cannot apply discounts retroactively.
The sale should run through Cyber Monday, and end at midnight CST.
(if you don't see the promo apply in cart, the sale is probably over)
Hello all new followers! We're still in production hiatus, but I wanted to thank everyone for sticking around.
For Black Friday through Cyber Monday, we'll be having a 45% off sale of all toys!
Sale applies automatically in cart.
shop.dreadtheempire.com/collections/...
Drop is today and this is the last teaser! Don't miss out at 6PM CST, in a little over six hours from nowπ
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