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Murder Mitten Mami

@callmemsparker.bsky.social

Problematic. Tokophobic. Peniaphobic. Mars Native. #SkyMaid #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 ♋️ College Park, GA πŸ“#DetroitMade #BetterMade

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Raw dogging the gym with no headphones is crazy but here I am

18.09.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Married 7 times is crazy

24.08.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Whyyyyyy

23.08.2025 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhhh

23.08.2025 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wtf be happening?????!

I have so many questions

23.08.2025 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate everything

23.08.2025 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yea lmao you can touch it

22.08.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s why I won’t do it lol my rate too good

22.08.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I need you to go half 🌚

22.08.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I need to schedule my BBL

22.08.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now we wait….

21.08.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go away from me with this Apollo

21.08.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My BFF had this saying β€œYou not ugly you just broke”

21.08.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cosmetic surgery is addictive.

I used to judge people, now I realize I was just poor.

21.08.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

We normally had fried chicken and spaghetti but I don’t see anything wrong with fish either.

19.08.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Catfish and spaghetti been tearing social media harmony apart for over 8 years now

19.08.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 15

Went to the gym, now I feel awful.

19.08.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I need a FWB

19.08.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

wtf be happening????? I’m so lost

19.08.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Somebody is always getting friggin fired at my job.

This shit is causing me anxiety πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

18.08.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate how long it takes to cook things.

I don’t even be hungry no more by the time I done.

17.08.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A fool.

17.08.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I be outside a little too much.

17.08.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really cannot see myself leaving the house today.

17.08.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can text me whenever after you get my number, but you better had been memorable.
If I have to ask β€œwhere do I know you from?” Then I agree that I will not respond lol

16.08.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a sweater is holding his head in pain . ALT: a man in a sweater is holding his head in pain .

The way I need to be put through a wall

16.08.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
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See!

16.08.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

I took a nap so I could go out tonight, and I still need another nap πŸ₯²

Auntie not built for this no more

16.08.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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