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Murder Mitten Mami

@callmemsparker.bsky.social

Problematic. Tokophobic. Peniaphobic. Mars Native. #SkyMaid #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 ♋️ College Park, GA πŸ“#DetroitMade #BetterMade

2,108 Followers  |  1,234 Following  |  1,150 Posts  |  Joined: 08.11.2024  |  1.7309

Latest posts by callmemsparker.bsky.social on Bluesky

Gotta take small inhales

09.08.2025 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need this night to end safely man lol

09.08.2025 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This girl just farted. I’m tryin my best not to vomit

09.08.2025 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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I’m fine as hell. Love that for me

09.08.2025 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pescatarian*

09.08.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would like to stop eating meat. It’s disgusting now.

08.08.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Pussy n!gg@ do the math!

07.08.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really hate it on earth, but God said I gotta be here to help people.

So here I am.

06.08.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

It’s really hard not to unalive myself.

I make a conscious effort every day.

06.08.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t tell if I need sex or a spiritual breakthrough

03.08.2025 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 8
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Bilbo learnin’ hims magics

02.08.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 562    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 5

Nah I need you to pay MINE 🀭

02.08.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I need you to pay the mortgage first

02.08.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We live to fight another day

02.08.2025 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some of these BBLs look so crazyyyyyy lmao I be tryna hold in my laugh

02.08.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Accurate

02.08.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You think you better than me???

02.08.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone called the whites only town #Methlehem.

Take phones from Black people now.

01.08.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 847    πŸ” 183    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 92

I personally can’t keep up with all this new music

02.08.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel naked

02.08.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Outside without a watch is crazy

02.08.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so fine smh

01.08.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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No filter and I STILL think I’m the baddest. Idk, I’m also drunk

01.08.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hi

31.07.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking forward to the next American Eagle ad, where they show you how to pair your jeans with a white hood

30.07.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 607    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 11

you don’t have to love me
you don’t even have to like me
but you will respect me

31.07.2025 08:58 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

Me after answering two whole calls

31.07.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Hustle culture

31.07.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One thing I’m going to do is sit down when yall start line dancing.

31.07.2025 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 19

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