Absolute Fareed

The "mission accomplished" banner was still in the printer.

Release the shovels.

Why would anyone want these people prosecuted when we've already seen the justice system fail multiple times?

Doing pass drills the day after you got the event at the strip club canceled for the team:

He does these extended press conferences when even he can't deny that he's fucked up and wants to take control of the conversation that's mainly been about how stupid he is.

This was a good question in how he set it up to isolate this goon from people he could hide behind and he still gave the most cowardly answer possible.

These people are the kind of weird that's impossible to get used to.

Skyline looking at Luke Kornet like....

As an IR professor, it's depressing that this is outperforming all others as the best theory of US foreign policy

The only reason the stock market flipped from red to green is that lying president said the war he started wasn't going to last as long as he said it would a few days ago? That's all it took?

The only place he goes out to is his own golf resort.

Go to Magic City and just write "this is not an NBA sponsored event" at the bottom of the invite email.

He wasn't paying his bills before becoming president either though.

If this post didn't say drug prices I'd have even less of no idea what he's talking about.

"Kevin Kiley of California" is too many K sounds in a row, three in fact. I know what that means.

About to see ads on here like crazy.

Doing my part.gif

This pic makes me laugh every time I see it because it looks like Marco is about to float away and those bigass shoes are the only thing holding him down.

Me watching that temperature creep up to 70 degrees today

He's going to send troops in to carry crude oil out of Iran by the bucket full until oil company execs stop calling him.

Trump speaking after markets close is usually a sign he’ll say something bad for the economy, and the White House communications team doesn’t want a graph with the line going down and blaring red numbers with a minus sign on the screen with him when he does.

"His shoes don't appear to fit" 🤣🤣🤣

His ankles aren't even touching the sides. He has to clench his toes when he walks to keep the shoes from falling off.

"...as you can see by my Nascar race jumpsuit with oil company logos all over it, I'm ready to waste expensive gasoline today."

Someone buying a ring light is them making a bad decision to make a worse decision when they get home.

🤣🤣🤣 It's going to be "profile unavailable soon"

I zoomed in on your profile pic too. Magnificent 🙌🏿

He like me in meetings.

Someone is going to zoom in on that man's profile pic then he gonna get mad.

"Oil companies, you'll get your money back if your ship is sunk and all the employees onboard are killed. So you have no reason not to go."

"Jews don't belong in American society."

Imagine a sitting member of Congress tweeting that. You can't. Thankfully, it'd never happen. And *if* it did, it'd be the end of their career and the biggest story in America.

But Ogles can say this about Muslims without any censure.