Absolute Fareed

You have to go to the locker room and intentionally rupture your own Achilles to explain this or leave the league. Those are the only options.

This was Chuck Schumer in March when he sold out House Democrats on the last funding bill and shutdown threat. He had to cancel his book tour because so many people were calling him stupid.

www.cnn.com/2025/03/17/p...

Chuck Schumer is going to blow the whole thing.

This is how a little kid looks at you when you're eating something they want.

He's inching closer to medicare for all without realizing it.

This, but with bronzer:

That man won't live enough years to experience the amount of suffering he deserves.

Letting people go hungry when the money to feed them is available is part of his audition for that next Nobel Peace prize award.

🤣🤣

Kim K: "Hey is opening stores in Israel a good idea right now?"

ChatGPT: "As your law school tutor, I absolutely recommend it. People will love you for it, especially now."

I don't want to hear from that man's voters because they're regretting things now that they were explicitly told would happen then. I want to imagine them still supporting him while he chokes them out.

End of watch.

Me: *eats something sweet*

Me: "That was good. Now I want something sweet... er."

Terminators knew a lot about human physiology too.

So they always had the ability just not the desire to help people.

Never heard "fuck around & found out" sound more pathetic.

Damn somebody has been waiting for this day to unload the clip.

Evergreen

Throwing away all your political capital after a historic off year election for a 1 year continuation of ACA funding is absolutely pathetic.

Chuck Schumer wanted a sex offender as mayor of NY because that was a better deal to him than the mayor being a Muslim. Fuck his ideas.

Coming off a week of winning didn't sit right with a loser like Chuck.

Truly hope he's quoting his doctor here 🤞🏿

There's no air traffic controllers dedicated to the wealthy so when their flights get impacted and they experience pain equal to everyone else they're going to flip tf out.

The us president gets angry when people get help to afford the things they need because he wants them to work harder, pay more and keep the wealthy rich while they suffer.

Also, he's getting his financial reports on the economy from Walmart.

We literally saw him sleeping on the job yesterday.

When a team can't get to an away game for Sunday night football and the NFL lose that primetime money this shit is going to blow up like the end of Casino.

The only thing that could have made this funnier is if he had been sleep when the guy passed out and popped up disoriented with the commotion.

I like a shady pope.