Give Daddy His Phone Back

1) The Clash - London Calling
2) Rolling Stones - Exile On Main Street
3) Sly and the Family Stone - There’s a Riot Goin On
4) Stevie Wonder - Innervisions
5) Bob Dylan - Blood on the Tracks

Album cover: Charlie Parker with strings

Breaking "the government" and replacing the "deep state" civil servants with AI bots programmed by 20-something right wing Elon fanboys may sound like a great idea until it's time to eat an egg or a chicken sandwich without fear of getting sick, or deal with a hurricane or get on an airplane.

Can Kendrick charge Drake with a crime at half time? That would be entertaining.

I should have known that as the most boring possible Super Bowl, this would be the inevitable match up

In case any elected Democrats are interested

An EXTREMELY common rich person belief is "publishing a negative story about me is illegal." The law says they are wrong but considering the state of things right now don't be surprised if that starts to change.

Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚

Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏

Biden posthumously pardons Black nationalist Marcus Garvey President Joe Biden has posthumously pardoned Black nationalist Marcus Garvey, who influenced Malcolm X and other Black civil rights leaders and was convicted of mail fraud in the 1920s.

“Too late” -Marcus Garvey apnews.com/article/bide...

Cease Fire the best news above a lot of bad news today

It’s truly inspiring to see a new generation of lions fans have their hearts stomped into dust

I wish I couldn’t immediately recognize AI copy in this dystopian human free landscape

Jordan's night to remember turns petty As the Hall of Fame opened its doors to Michael Jordan, the NBA's greatest player clung bitterly to the past.

Ok sports.yahoo.com/news/jordans...

YouTube video by NFL Films Amon-Ra St.Brown naming every receiver taken before him in the draft #shorts

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMdX...

Movie poster of 2001 film Made

Half of these

“Your recycling extremist parents fishing wet pieces of foil out of the trash to shame others completely excuses any public neurotic behavior on your part” is all you really have to say if you want to be my therapist

Apologies to the crypto bot followers who I forgot intentionally

Happy new year to my robust legion of thirst bot followers

RIP to one of the good whites

Cats in the U.S. Are Contracting Bird Flu: What Pet Parents Need to Know Cases in domesticated cats have risen dramatically over the past year.

PSA for cat owners in the US: cats have been contracting H5N1 (bird flu). They are very susceptible to it and the fatality rate for cats is 67%. To avoid it:

-keep your cats indoors. They can catch it from infected birds and mice.

-do not feed them raw dairy

-do not feed them raw meat

Yeah you and one bot army

Y’all lazy

Workshopping my prog psych folk band name “Jared Goff Turtleneck”

Great horned owl face close up

My 4 year old goes to school at a nature center where every morning we get to say hi to this beautiful great horned owl they’re rehabilitating

Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1,000 a month. A year later, nearly half of participants said they had housing. Participants in Denver's basic-income program reported having more-secure housing, though results were similar in the trial and control groups.

Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1k/month. A year later, nearly half had housing.

They also had fewer ER visits, nights spent in a hospital, and jail stays.

The report estimates that this reduction in public service use SAVED the city $589k.
www.businessinsider.com/denver-basic...

I’ll just stop reading the news now so I don’t drop kick the next potential Trump voter I see in the face

We’re still pointing out that gas is “self serve” because…? If an attendant approaches me at a gas station I’m assuming it’s to tell me to stop filling my car up with diesel, not to fill up my tank for me.

Every time I listen to these bands I think “I need to listen to this band more”
Breeders
Mats
Talking Heads
Bowie

Where are my bot friends?