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they/them - your friendly neighborhood sword cryptid be bisexual, eat hot chip, and shitpost may or may not actually be the chicago mothman

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Digital drawing of a baby crow wearing a flower as a hat, titled "full of whimsy"

Digital drawing of a baby crow wearing a flower as a hat, titled "full of whimsy"

baby crow with a hat πŸŽ€ that's it folks

#art

05.03.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 252    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

If you have a hashtag with multiple words, write the hashtag in #PascalCase or #camelCase to help users of screen readers. That helps the screen reader to read out the words out individually, rather than trying to read them in one long word.

04.03.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy 189th Birthday, Chicago!

04.03.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 208    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6

Don't forget to drink your metamucil

04.03.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It always feels nice when your friends thinks your joke is funny.

03.03.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Fish Doorbell β€” The Fish Doorbell Did you spot a fish? Press the Fish Doorbell! This alerts our lock operator to let the fish through. The Fish Doorbell is in Utrecht, NL.

It's Fish Doorbell Season opening day! visdeurbel.nl/en/

02.03.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time

01.03.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chicago just named a snowplow "Abolish ICE" β€” here are the other winners: blockclubchi.co/4b6zwaQ

24.02.2026 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 7

"People will cut off family over politics, it's so silly"

Is it? Is not wanting to associate with people who will do Olympic-tier mental gymnastics to justify/dismiss exhaustively documented child rape silly, now?

I say cut 'em off, and let 'em know why. That's some shit they deserve to sit with.

19.02.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 878    πŸ” 166    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a big new moon on the top-left of frame, shot at 500mm, with a red dot in the center of frame (Mercury) and the Griffith Observatory on the bottom-right corner.

Photo of a big new moon on the top-left of frame, shot at 500mm, with a red dot in the center of frame (Mercury) and the Griffith Observatory on the bottom-right corner.

Moon and Mercury setting next to the Griffith Observatory just moments ago. Found a good spot to take photos.
#Photography #Astrophotography

19.02.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3009    πŸ” 526    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 20
Bronze Medal Guy meme by 3palec modified to show the dog from the Winter Olympics celebrating by getting his well-deserved medal, giving the middle finger to everyone because he is the best boy.

Bronze Medal Guy meme by 3palec modified to show the dog from the Winter Olympics celebrating by getting his well-deserved medal, giving the middle finger to everyone because he is the best boy.

THE WINNER

18.02.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5511    πŸ” 1462    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 16

If you’re going to be required to use a digital robot butler then surely you want that to mean that it will do work while you’re frolicking in meadows or relaxing with novels and tea, not that it will do work while you somehow go out and find other, harder work to do even more of, for the same pay

19.02.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 735    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 1

Hate to say it, but I'd even trust the boomers on Quora before I'd trust Chad Gibbity.

17.02.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

When you have a cleaning task you’re really dreading, set the timer on your phone for 15 minutes and clean for that long only

spoiler: you’ll probably get it all done, it’s just that often it’s easier to get started when the task has a definite length

16.02.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 188    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 8
Warm ups part 1

Warm ups part 1

Warm ups part 2

Warm ups part 2

Warm ups part 3

Warm ups part 3

Warm ups part 4

Warm ups part 4

I went to art school...

I had no clue this is what people meant by "warm ups". Like, a whole routine? Each part specific and functional? Dang.

Probably would have less "forgot how to draw" days if I did these every time. I'm gonna try it.

14.02.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4621    πŸ” 2008    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

Since the early days of the space program, astronauts have quarantined before missions because any illness could be disastrous. It’s eminently logical β€” not β€œextreme” β€” for athletes who’ve trained their WHOLE LIVES for one event to take similar precautions in order to stay in peak physical condition

09.02.2026 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2451    πŸ” 427    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 12
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With Ring, American Consumers Built a Surveillance Dragnet Ring's 'Search Party' is dystopian surveillance accelerationism.

NEW: Ring has introduced "Search Party", a horrifyingly dystopian feature nominally designed to turn all of the Ring cameras in a neighborhood into a dragnet that uses AI to look for, in their commercial, a cute lost dog.

With Ring, US consumers are actually building a surveillance dragnet.

10.02.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1484    πŸ” 868    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 76

"There's some good in this world and it's worth fighting for."
- Samwise Gamgee

08.02.2026 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bnet said ✨ go to bed ✨

08.02.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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There are people in the world who say that there are only two genders: male and female.
But the heart and soul have much more personality.
It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words.
You were born to live freely.
Chiitan is an ally of transgender peopleπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

16.01.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 12864    πŸ” 3632    πŸ’¬ 149    πŸ“Œ 93

One of the reasons I so greatly dislike the β€œcan men and women be friends?” nonsense (yes, full stop, shut up) is that it casts suspicion on people with opposite-sex friends instead of where it more often belongs: on people with no opposite-sex friends.

05.02.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4345    πŸ” 945    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 26

I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart

05.02.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4068    πŸ” 988    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A comic in black/white/blue.
Lucy rolls her bike through an alley, by a crew building a fence.
Narration: My neighbors hired a crew to rebuild their fence.
Crew member: "Do you need us to move our stuff out of the way?"
Lucy: "Oh! No, you're all good, thanks!"
Lucy: "Have a good one!"
Crew member: "You, too!"

A comic in black/white/blue. Lucy rolls her bike through an alley, by a crew building a fence. Narration: My neighbors hired a crew to rebuild their fence. Crew member: "Do you need us to move our stuff out of the way?" Lucy: "Oh! No, you're all good, thanks!" Lucy: "Have a good one!" Crew member: "You, too!"

Narration: I was teaching when my phone started lighting up with alerts from the rapid response network and neighbor chat.
Lucy's back is to us as she shows a group of enthusiastic children something on a notebook. Behind her, her phone in her bag is buzzing.

Narration: By the time the lesson was over, they were already gone.
Lucy is reading messages on her phone.
Messages: 
Alert: black SUV
Sighting: be on alert for...
Confirmed abductionL alley between ----- and ----. SUV plates...
We tried to get them inside, but it was too...
...Contacting an I.R. lawyer. Heading to Broadview later today.

Narration: I was teaching when my phone started lighting up with alerts from the rapid response network and neighbor chat. Lucy's back is to us as she shows a group of enthusiastic children something on a notebook. Behind her, her phone in her bag is buzzing. Narration: By the time the lesson was over, they were already gone. Lucy is reading messages on her phone. Messages: Alert: black SUV Sighting: be on alert for... Confirmed abductionL alley between ----- and ----. SUV plates... We tried to get them inside, but it was too... ...Contacting an I.R. lawyer. Heading to Broadview later today.

Lucy is riding her bike home.
Narration: On the ride home, I kept thinking "If I'd been there, could I have warned them? Would my ICIRR* training have helped?"
*Illinois Coalition for Immigrant and Refugee Rights. Get trained and know your rights at ICIRR.org.

Narration: I'd taken the training after Halloween, when the violent ICE raids had locked down our schools and driven our neighbors indoors.

(Image of a halloween bucket in the shape of a jack-o-lantern)

Narration: Halloween is fun here-- The community filling the streets and opening our doors to one another. But this year's was tense, frightened and subdued. Haunted.

Lucy is riding her bike home. Narration: On the ride home, I kept thinking "If I'd been there, could I have warned them? Would my ICIRR* training have helped?" *Illinois Coalition for Immigrant and Refugee Rights. Get trained and know your rights at ICIRR.org. Narration: I'd taken the training after Halloween, when the violent ICE raids had locked down our schools and driven our neighbors indoors. (Image of a halloween bucket in the shape of a jack-o-lantern) Narration: Halloween is fun here-- The community filling the streets and opening our doors to one another. But this year's was tense, frightened and subdued. Haunted.

Lucy is standing in the alley, staring at the newly built fence.
Narration: When I got home, it was all done. The other two guys who had gotten inside in time stayed and finished the build.

The new fence is superimposed with the brief exchange from earlier in the comic ("Have a good one" You, too")
Narration: I see it every day and think about how those guys built this in the spot where strangers in masks took their friend.

Narration: How many other places in our communities are similarly haunted?
(Drawings of sidewalks, buildings, streets and windows)

Lucy is standing in the alley, staring at the newly built fence. Narration: When I got home, it was all done. The other two guys who had gotten inside in time stayed and finished the build. The new fence is superimposed with the brief exchange from earlier in the comic ("Have a good one" You, too") Narration: I see it every day and think about how those guys built this in the spot where strangers in masks took their friend. Narration: How many other places in our communities are similarly haunted? (Drawings of sidewalks, buildings, streets and windows)

"Haunted"
#IceOut #IceOutComics

05.02.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1502    πŸ” 750    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 7

Hi Carrot!

05.02.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's that time again, Cook County friends Β―\_(ツ)_/Β― docs.google.com/document/d/1...

05.02.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Striking Starbucks workers urge customers to delete coffee chain’s app Unionized baristas continue to fight for a fair contract and ask public for solidarity as strike stretches into third month

Starbucks workers are asking customers to delete the mobile app amid their ongoing strike to push the corporation to reach a first contract with the union and to stop union busting
www.theguardian.com/business/202...

04.02.2026 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 738    πŸ” 498    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 28
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New fundraiser in my shop right now!

Immdef provides free legal services to immigrants and are currently suing ICE for inhumane conditions at the Adelanto ICE prison.

03.02.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 279    πŸ” 165    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

*cronch cronch cronch cronch*

03.02.2026 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The great thing about February is that it has only 28 days, unlike January which had 10,000

02.02.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 355    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4

If he had any interest in being touched I would try to bring him inside, but he has been very clear that he is only here for the free food and warm bed. I feel bad for stealing his buddies (Gravy and Creamsicle) and this is the least I can do for him.

02.02.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0