Cori Borialis coribori - Bluesky Statics

a man is kneeling down on a wooden table with a knife block and a cutting board . ALT: a man is kneeling down on a wooden table with a knife block and a cutting board .

24.02.2026 09:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you were a little taller would you be able to take it to tall claims court? :D But seriously I hope you feel better soon.

25.01.2026 05:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nah, you're the iceberg. Gonna sink a giant ship and watch people argue for 30 years about door buoyancy.

20.12.2025 12:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Grinch Centipede

20.12.2025 11:09 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I used to have a tuxedo named Precious! She was a sweetheart, and lived a good, long life until passing away a few years ago. 🩷🐈‍⬛

15.12.2025 21:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by AlbirdVampPrinceMK2 PEPSI MAN (ORIGINAL MIX) [1HR Looped] - Pepsi Man Music

My apologies, ma'am, but we're out of Vaporwave. Is Pepsi okay?
youtu.be/-Wl7i2zK66s

07.12.2025 08:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I choose to believe he already had this dress ready to go when asked to do this.

22.11.2025 10:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have never played a Yakuza game nor have any desire to, but I DO enjoy thotty pinups of buff men, so I'm doing my part. o7

05.11.2025 06:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not a single thing (I am jealous).

29.09.2025 17:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bröther what have they done to you

18.07.2025 20:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We must entice them by having you redub Fine Motion. Entirely in Irish. SHOW THEM WHAT THEY'RE MISSING!

16.07.2025 11:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's okay, you're a fox so it's not cannibalism.

10.07.2025 21:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Y'know, sometimes I think.

12.06.2025 08:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No fucking way

07.01.2025 20:32 — 👍 5904 🔁 796 💬 83 📌 25

Remember: your fear of looking stupid is HOLDING YOU BACK

21.05.2025 10:00 — 👍 583 🔁 140 💬 6 📌 1

Does it still count as breakfast if you've been up all night? When does it become dinner?

11.04.2025 11:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

09.03.2025 06:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

👏SAUSAGE👏IS👏SAUSAGE👏

02.03.2025 12:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My Friend's Builder and Fang from #mytimeatsandrock #mtas

18.01.2025 02:31 — 👍 39 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 0

Okay! The complete first chapter of Pipeburn is up in a collected PDF on Patreon and Itchio! 45 pages of cyberpunk biker romance thriller body horror complete with underground fight clubs and mutant abominations;
www.patreon.com/posts/120152...

coelasquid.itch.io/pipeburn-cha...

17.01.2025 01:55 — 👍 908 🔁 346 💬 31 📌 20

08.01.2025 05:45 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Neopets enjoyers LOOK

ICED FISH CAKE

03.01.2025 18:33 — 👍 317 🔁 27 💬 4 📌 0

Finally, a DJ getting back to their roots. DJing originated as really creative necromancy; 'DJ' is short for 'Dead & Jittering'.

23.11.2024 14:21 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Current status:

31.10.2024 03:15 — 👍 74 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 0

Which Neopet Species Are You? An entirely-too-comprehensive quiz to determine which of the 55 Neopet species fits you the best. Yes, ALL 55. || All Species Result images taken from JellyNeo's Rainbow Pool, the Circle Background i...

If anyone's interested, I made a Neopets Species personality quiz, with all 55 species available as results. Hope y'all enjoy! #neopets

uquiz.com/M7aEyd

08.03.2024 23:45 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Challenge accepted. I will have an enjoyable time playing games with friends and being at peace with myself. OR ELSE.

07.02.2024 01:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is a post. I have typed something. Have a good time period. Or else.

07.02.2024 00:07 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

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