Bryan Sheach

Shut the fuck up about Taylor Swift. Every news update on Forth 1 has a piece about it.

Sad the NFL didn't designate the Chiefs as the home team for the game in Brazil. Could have had one less game with Taylor Swift in the crowd. No way she would go back to Brazil.

Swifties love to say shit like "the worst kind of person is someone who makes you feel bad or stupid for being excited about something" and then turn around in the next breath and slag you off for watching and enjoying things like South Park or seeing Kelce and the Chiefs fail at the Superbowl.

Michael Stewart finding out Salmond had died while live on TV was his "a second plane has hit the tower"

If calling followers of something rapist sympathisers gets me labelled a professional hater, I don't wanna be anything else.

Burnley, Brentford and Bournemouth will be relegated this season. All the Bs.

Wrexham are losing 🕺. But it's to West Brom 😑

I can't have shit anymore without this pair of dickheads, either collectively or separately, being associated with it

These AI Oasis images the locals are posting are rancid af.

Just learned that The Kooks just put out their eighth album. That's seven more than I thought they had.

Don't think the BBC needed to show The Script for 25 minutes on the TRNSMT highlights last night. Even 25 seconds was too much.

A tennis player is wearing Diadora. Looking forward to the return of Donnay and Ellesse on the courts next.

Turn a blind eye to sexual assault because he can play centre mid and you're going for the title...

I no longer have to say "allegedly" when I talk about Thomas Partey being a rapist.

Saw someone at the gym this week wearing a Man Utd tap, which is weird in 2025 in itself, but even weirder was it had Mount and 7 on the back 🤨

Rod Stewart's Glastonbury performance was more offensive than the ones they're telling us were offensive.

I've wanted Hampden destroyed for years. Last night was a missed opportunity.

Thrilled that we're all calling Chris Brown a cunt. Not surprised nor thrilled there are still cunts who are like "Chris Brown can batter me any day".

All the cunts in the country telling on themselves today by informing us they are going to see Chris Brown tonight 🤢

"Can u put a post up..." has replaced "hope all ok xxx" on Fife Jammers as the most used phrase.

The Slug and Lettuce is just Spoons for people who seem like they would like Dubai.

Turns out all I needed for me to be all in on the Oilers this #stanleycupfinals was for Swift and Kelce to show up in Florida for Game 4.

I explicitly hope that the Club World Cup is a disaster and Infantino never again works in football or appears on TV.

Taylor Grift.

Were the refs feeling okay last night? They gave Sam Bennett a penalty? They can do that?

Just found out Netflix are removing or have removed Bandersnatch. The first good move they've made in years. Worst thing I've watched on it in my life.

That new Scottish Challenge Cup format is a joke. You seriously expect Rangers B to play six group games at the same time as everybody else? Half their fucking games in the competition the last two seasons have been weeks after the rest of the teams in the round have played their ties.

Maybe if Partey wasn't a rapist (allegedly), he'd have got on better before that goal.

My mission for next season is to get into the first column of the Rovers podcast prediction league

Stupid Livingston bastards.