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@fapanislives.bsky.social

The mindless missives of a needlessly pompous man.

33 Followers  |  30 Following  |  111 Posts  |  Joined: 05.11.2023  |  1.6497

Latest posts by fapanislives.bsky.social on Bluesky

Trump hasn’t just fiddled while democracy burns. Old mate sold the violin, blamed the smoke alarm and rebranded the ashes as “heritage décor.” Nero would envy his wanton destruction.

25.10.2025 03:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s honestly wild that the most incisive socio-political commentary on this site comes from users with names like “Sk8rBoi420” and “donkeyporn69”

23.10.2025 19:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Accepting all cookies so the website won’t be mad at me

22.10.2025 19:20 — 👍 89    🔁 35    💬 4    📌 4
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For anyone who dreams of having a pool. No you don’t. It is a fucking full time job keeping them from turning into a swamp

23.10.2025 08:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman in a black dress is standing on a set of stairs in a black and white photo . ALT: a woman in a black dress is standing on a set of stairs in a black and white photo .

Not to be dramatic but if everyone could just collectively decide to notice me immediately, that’d be great. I’m running dangerously low on validation and caffeine.

23.10.2025 06:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

unfortunate to report that taking walks and meditation does work

22.10.2025 18:37 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

i think unfortunately i love people more than i hate people

22.10.2025 11:18 — 👍 34    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

Hyperbole and a half of me to say, but this is the greatest tweet/skeet/post ever…

22.10.2025 18:27 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

i am the one who walks away from omelets

22.10.2025 17:24 — 👍 21    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 2

When your whole team leaves to ‘follow their passions,’ you start to wonder if you were the passion they had to escape. I am the passion killer.

22.10.2025 18:25 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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YOU'RE ATTENTION PLEASE:
NEW EPISODES ARE NOW COMING OUT MONDAY MORNINGS!!

Our last episode of #SpookySeason is the subject of possession....and Adam and Ryan will be talking all about the 2025 Australian release, Bring Her Back. It's a bleak ride, but it's a hell of a film.

22.10.2025 08:12 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I prefer “cougar puberty” to perimenopause.

22.10.2025 03:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ADHD, Perimenopause or PMS: the ultimate triple threat.

22.10.2025 02:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Another day, another rousing game of “ADHD, perimenopause, or PMS”

21.10.2025 16:25 — 👍 61    🔁 11    💬 6    📌 1

One day you’re young and carefree and the next you’re telling your knees to fuck off for giving up on you

21.10.2025 23:52 — 👍 158    🔁 57    💬 10    📌 1

Always manage to arrive at the café right after someone orders a decaf oat-milk triple-shot half-ice macchiato with extra existential dread.

20.10.2025 23:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Venmo isn't working and I had a little existential crisis in the Costco line with a cart full of items I planned to pay for using my work Venmo debit card but it turns out that I had another card on me and cheap hot dogs solve most crises

20.10.2025 19:08 — 👍 83    🔁 10    💬 3    📌 0

No freaky sex stuff you fucking weirdos. Unless ghosts are involved.

20.10.2025 06:37 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

We talk about scary stuff in this episode, @chairmanmomo.bsky.social spoke to a broken neck girl as a kid. Have any of you had scary paranormal experiences that u remember or if your parents said u did something freaky as a kid??
Give us your freakiest stories!!
#filmsky

20.10.2025 06:30 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1

Maturing is seeing someone you used to be friends with, locking eyes for a fraction too long, and then sending an email that begins, “Hi! I think I saw your doppelgänger today,” knowing full well it was them and that you’ll both never speak of this again.

20.10.2025 05:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rationally I know some things are foolish to get upset over, but estrogenally that doesn’t matter

20.10.2025 04:46 — 👍 84    🔁 28    💬 4    📌 0

Not leaving this platform but now offering a digest of my posts in the form of a 3 page annual Holiday Letter

20.10.2025 02:34 — 👍 128    🔁 40    💬 4    📌 0

You’ve made a very powerless enemy today

08.10.2025 02:31 — 👍 9    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

Back to work after a weekend of forced labour in the backyard. Body broken, soul deceased, lawn unimpressed.

19.10.2025 19:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

English was meant to be broken.

19.10.2025 18:16 — 👍 176    🔁 63    💬 6    📌 0

I think we need to do a film all three of us fucking loathe.

19.10.2025 09:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We here at Film In Forty are looking towards 2026, and if you have a favourite film, a cult classic, hell, even a movie you despise so much you still want to talk about it, DM us here, or email us at filminforty@gmail.com and we'll get something sorted next year!! Thanks for supporting us!!
#podcast

19.10.2025 09:36 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Me: *clicks ‘show less like this* on every cat photo that enters my timeline.

Bluesky: here are thousands of cat photos

19.10.2025 09:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i am just like shohei ohtani because i too have done most of the work on a group project

18.10.2025 02:48 — 👍 471    🔁 78    💬 3    📌 2

(listening to my body)

What's that, body? An entire wedge of blue cheese? Are you sure?

18.10.2025 21:55 — 👍 668    🔁 100    💬 26    📌 3

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