Keep up the pressure with #Tesla protests! The vibrations of 200 Sacramento protesters marching and chanting attracted one of the Ogdru Hem, which smashed the dealership and over forty #Cybertrucks
04.04.2025 17:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@altbprd.bsky.social
The official Resistance team of the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense
Keep up the pressure with #Tesla protests! The vibrations of 200 Sacramento protesters marching and chanting attracted one of the Ogdru Hem, which smashed the dealership and over forty #Cybertrucks
04.04.2025 17:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thereβs no training for how to convince Musk that an entire department of agents who go out and eliminate zombie nazis is a good thing to continue funding. I knew we should have kept that telepath!
01.04.2025 22:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The BPRD has been decimated by DOGEβs layoffs. We even had to shut down Abe Sapienβs containment system, forcing him to return to the ocean.
01.04.2025 13:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The news media wonβt cover it because it doesnβt sound fair or balanced, but the President has become a pawn of Rasputin. Yes, THAT Rasputin
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