My best friend and my boss are both awesome people who are being rocks for me right now.
Non anxiety mountain rocks.
Anti anxiety mountain rocks.
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Fantasy/Functional 3D dildographer | 18+ only | Experience from 2011 onward (DA/"Sheep") | She/her ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ 34 | Designer at Uberrime | Freelance designing and cataloguing here: https://sites.google.com/view/excelddesigns/home | fdt
My best friend and my boss are both awesome people who are being rocks for me right now.
Non anxiety mountain rocks.
Anti anxiety mountain rocks.
And who knows, maybe he finds a job that can keep us affording this house! and everything is for nought.
Dooming a bit, but it's also inarguable that decluttering is *a good thing* so it won't really be for nought. Naught? same thing.
The lack of concrete anything means my anxiety is a mountain.
Wanted to do digital garage sale again, but timing ? who knows what timing is? so now I've been decluttering and packing things while the other person in the house is just, not. "We can move in (read: within a timeframe of) two weeks." Not really?
I'm the only one lugging stuff around right now.
I am actually so tired.
05.08.2025 23:49 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Ugggh yes they are so good. They were absolutely everywhere in my childhood and were one of my favorites.
My other favorite candy was Satellite Wafers, much to the confusion of literally everyone. It's all about the texture.
Although if in my next package you put those godawful chalky suckers (Double Lollies) I'd die happy.
31.07.2025 23:08 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Starburst, Skittles, Sourpatch Kids, Nerds, and Laffy Taffy are all great choices for "safe" candy. They're not all free from all the things, but they cover a lot of restrictions.
31.07.2025 23:07 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0No, no, yes, Hell Yes, sure, nah.
31.07.2025 23:05 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I work in adult retail and I needed a quick way to at least capture customer attention while they buy lube. So, with deep thanks to everyone who's already done the work, I've made a very bare bones flyer designed to be printed and handed out.
27.07.2025 19:10 โ ๐ 92 ๐ 47 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1A soda pop can pictured beside a line of 5 petite dildos with flared bases. Each dildo is a unique shape, including a gentle spiral, a few curves, a beaded shape, etc.
Our new Minima set, in our Ready Made rainbow assortment!
"Ready Made" are toys that are already made and ready to ship. uberrime.com/collections/...
The Minima are a collection of finger-sized dildos that we designed to offer a variety of sensations through shallow penetration.
I'm just sayin'
05.07.2025 20:06 โ ๐ 22 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Oh. They should be "Sexually suggestive"? I'll keep that in mind.
Anyway my favorite gecko is very sick and subsequently I am too. Brain...I think it exists? maybe? Maybe not.
Pictures of a digital model - a somewhat tentacle-like dildo with a second finger-like part on the base for external stimulation.
Pictures of a digital model - this is a very mutated bird-like dildo inspired by a cryptid. It has some bumps on the underside and a thick knot-like portion near the base that is meant for stretching.
Pictures of a digital render - this is a humanoid dildo inspired by vampires. Vampire lords probably. It has a human glans, bumps down the shaft, and a sort of separation suggesting wings on the underside, with the hint of folded wings on the base.
With some more
29.06.2025 15:26 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Pictures of a digital model - it's a humanoid dildo with some filigree and armor at the base.
Pictures of a digital model - this is a curved fantasy dildo with a broad head and bumps. The underside is split, as if mutated.
Pictures of a digital model - this is a somewhat felid dildo with a pointy head with bumps, and a shaft that swells with some armor plating and other bumps on it. The base has horns, like those found on some gargoyles.
Pictures of a digital model - this is sort of an aquatic dildo with thick frills on the sides and an armored base.
Some designs,
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Fireplace is, indeed, the right place for it.
(and him)
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The chill otter is laying down next to a phone with rainbow beams fanning out of it. They look at the phone and see it says June 1st, and after a brief contemplation, they snuggle up under a progress pride blanket, phone plugged in farther away. It reads โItโs ok if you are tired. Happy *quiet, chill* Pride.โ
Happy *quiet, chill* Pride.
01.06.2025 23:51 โ ๐ 14739 ๐ 4868 ๐ฌ 32 ๐ 47Unfortunately, I don't. Sorry.
Looking back through what I can find, there were definitely some unique models there that have left a gap.
I don't have ownership of any Candiru Curio models.
23.05.2025 08:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Two werewolf dildos standing upright beside a soda pop can for scale. They're two sizes of the same toy. The head is phallic and tapered, with a subtly curved shaft and a low-profile knot. The base is detailed with fur shaping.
The Lunaris werewolf dildo pictured from a slightly above angle, showing off the 'flatter' profile of the knot.
The Lunaris Werewolf dildo pictured from another angle, showing off the raised, tapered tip of the head.
The Lunaris Werewolf Knot Dildo is one of our new Phantasia beginner-friendly fantasy toys.
Lunaris's knot is sleek and oblong/ovular, making it easier to take than traditional bulbous knots.
Find Lunaris and our other new toys in 2 sizes: uberrime.com/collections/...
I should be really annoying and ask for an Astrum in custom colors
17.05.2025 21:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The designs needed to be ease of entry for fantasy, a certain size, price, and established safe material. Specifically, it's a rally against the one brand in brick and mortar stores (including a store you find in a mall) with questionable (and hard) silicone, stolen and otherwise unpleasant designs.
17.05.2025 15:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's kind of second-nature to me since I've been doing this for 14 years and some change, but a lot of things I consider in a design is if it's going to feel good, perform its intended function well, print, mold, and cast well.
For this project we had some limiting parameters in place -
I had free rein on designing these and it was such a blessing ๐ We decided to use the revision of my old "Above Average Alien" from the DamnAverage days, but everything else was just "I want to do this" hahaha
I'm so happy, everyone did marvelously. And look at the Equus, it's like cake!
Am I accepting I'm just lizard person at this point or alien? ๐ค
16.05.2025 23:17 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Three full rows of silicone dildo molds lined up on a stainless steel table. Each one is filled to the brim with different colored silicone mixes.
The same table, now lined with dildos. But the poster has applied a photoshop blur over the toys so only their vague silhouettes and colors are discernable.
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Soon.
Sent you a message! Am not good at being succinct.
02.05.2025 06:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It was never "just colors," but a pattern of behavior. This same behavior, although this time feels far more egregious.
02.05.2025 05:16 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0screenshot of Oblivion remastered showing a valley between two mountainous regions
screenshot of Oblivion remastered of a bridge over a river
screenshot of Oblivion remastered of a lake, with city in the distance
The current lack of photomode is a huge sin and I hope it's fixed like... well, soon. Soon is fine.
01.05.2025 03:33 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0When you're able to apply stuff to your scars, whatever works best for your skin should be fine (I use carmex honestly, the lanolin/petroleum combo does great for my skin), and for scarring there's always Mederma, but tbh the scars aren't too bad. Navel incision was most irritating for me.
29.04.2025 20:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0