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Mom's selection of critters set up on the edge of the tub, waiting bath time.

Critters drying on a towel, facing each other, to which Mom says "I let them chat while they dried, just like ladies under hair dryers at the beauty shop..."

Mom sent me her adventure in washing her critters today and it put the biggest smile on my face.
I also need to make more frogs and stuff for my niblings - my nephew likes Mom's frog a ton - it's just been a tiring year.

I've got a few different kinds, my favorite are probably my zebras (armadillidium maculatum). I couldn't isolate it because the group this happened with is in a rather large enclosure and I am...tired, but had a small group with a mutation of almost a pink tone? It's cool when it happens for sure.

You have porcellio, Rubber Ducky are armadillidium (morph present in cubaris) - in general, porcell are flatter, armadil do the roly poly rolling up in a ball thing.

You could definitely see some color variation with what you have though!

A graphic that says "BLACK FRIDAY, 20% OFF. DISCOUNT AUTOMATIC AT CHECKOUT. Sale does not include third party items such as vibes, lube, etc." There are a Cthulhu Dildo and a Bjarg Dragon Dildo photoshopped on either side of the graphic.

20% OFF *all* of our handmade toys, all weekend!

Customs, ready-mades, random pours - if we made it, it's on sale.

Discount is automatic and reflected in the cart, no need to remember a code!

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I didn't! I'll pass that along to Marco though! They're so good at the shop of doing little details like that on everything

Magic Wand would send everything everywhere but a little bullet vibe would help, so that's what I went to LL for. And maybe a little something for me - nothing really interested me but seeing two Fascinus sitting there looking lonely, well... Fascinus!

tw bugs:

So I've got my two kritter keepers and no matter how much I ignore these mealworms they just keep going. It's well past the time I sort out the frass and give them new bedding so that's what I'm doing today. Got sifters to help, but after tapping the sifter for an hour I hated life.

tw bugs:

Years ago, I got mealworms for my geckos, but failed to feed them all off. They beetled and I didn't realize until I dumped their substrate into another container but they'd bred and made babies. After some time, separated into two containers, because these things propagate like bunnies.

Photo of wings of Cthulhu (fascinus style) and Fascinus dildos from Uberrime

Photo of Cthulhu and Fascinus dildos being good buddies

Went to Lover's Lane for a basic bullet vibe for... bugs, sifting bugs, and there were two Fascinus left and they looked lonely so I got one. Keep Cthulhu company until my Bjarg (which you HAVE seen) arrives.

The box (it's a transformer) is shot, cables shot, some concerns about the one company that's goin around digging up peoples' yards lately, being irresponsible. We (neighbors et al) are on a ComEd provided genny, parked on the adjacent street, til they can fix it.

- When it goes wrong they have to dig up everything to find the problem. It's so rare honestly, so I dunno what happened here.

It's snowing though, it's been a cold night. And it's like... it's the box in our yard. I feel bad.

Power lines in this town are underground, so we're good in heavy situations...but when it goes wrong holy shit I see our light on

Sitting in my car charging my phone. Lost power just before 10pm last night - can't sleep without white noise (a fan - also loud 9-12" fan recommendations please), been awake for 27 hours since I woke up yesterday at 4am.

The problem is the box in our back yard. Knocked out 5 blocks. From us.

Xenugenesis

It mine!

Squinting at that Xenugenesis - "Wait a minute"

Definitely not the scrolls of the elder, #4, "gates of this world the princes own" or something.

With lizard folk looking like dragons. Although the backs of their heads still seem kinda small. I dunno, I've been an Argonian since they couldn't wear shoes.

Photo of Arboris dildo from Uberrime. Very subtle scale pattern in the surface is visible. Custom scale pattern used to make this!

Skin folds over the bumps on the dorsal of the toy

bumpy scales on the base

Love this so much.

I have to take new pictures of the (admittedly too subtly sculpted but STILL PRESENT?!) skin details because I got eco earth in my nails, oops.

Photo of the Arboris Tree Dragon dildo from Uberrime, showing some greens and a gorgeous bronze base.

Aboris!

My big-chin-lizard-man-that's-definitely-not-from-that-game

Mine's in small (I'm small it's okay), uberrime.com/products/the...

sudden realization that I'm never topping this design

THAT'S OKAY I GUESS

Raiju - "The Raiju Lightning Dragon Dildo" from Uberrime. Photo of a dildo in a lightbox, the color is primarily a colorshift green with astonishing blue hues to it.

Another view of Raiju where some of the translucent (in this case unpigmented) silicone carves through the intensely bold colorshift. Jade!

My small Raiju, jade shift and translucent (and as always, your camera never sees translucency the way you do)

I got so much today and there are so many pictures and I cannot overload your feed with all of it.

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Cthulhu dildo by Uberrime - picture in a lightbox showing the wings on the base, it is mostly purple with some blue hints and marbles of a pearly whitish

Photo of Uberrime Cthulhu dildo, the same wings but held in hand under room lighting, showing the color shifting more to the best blue you've ever seen

This colorshift?? Drooling.

Mine is small, which is still pretty hefty!
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photo in a lightbox of the Cthulhu dildo from Uberrime showing the face

I might die
It's okay.

screenshot of the Uberrime Cthulhu model - digital sculpt in zbrush with no additional colors or anything fancy about it, just angry Cthulhu face

Three Cthulhu dildos lined up. They're shaped like the classic image of Cthulhu, with a cephalopodic head, stern face with detailed brow arches, tentacles spilling down from the face, and a base made of curled tentacles and small arched wings.

The Cthulhu monster dildo pictured from an above angle to better show the detailed bumps and ridges of its head and the front half of the shaft.

The Cthulhu Dildo pictured laying on its side, showing that the dildo itself is still distinctly phallic shaped despite being sculpted like the monster.

Three Cthulhu Dildos lined up in a row, representing 3 different sizes.

Happy Halloween!

To celebrate, we're dropping our coolest model yet: Cthulhu!

@excelddesigns.bsky.social put a lot of love into the details of this winged eldritch monster.

The Cthulhu Dildo comes in 3 sizes, customizable in your choice of firmness and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...

Implying digital sculpture isn't real art and then using generative AI is pretty funny.

Three identical fantasy humanoid dildos lined up together, in different color combos. It has a phallic head, a extra long shaft covered in bumps and ridges, and a modest set of smooth balls.

The Symbiont dildo pictured laying down. The phallic head has a almost horn-like bump on the tip.

The Symbiont dildo pictured from above in a dark silver color. From this angle the vein-like ridges rippling up the side of the shaft are more apparent.

The Symbiont pictured from 3 different angles to show its various textures.

It's Friday, which means we have another NEW RELEASE!

The Symbiont Long Biomechanical Dildo comes in 3 tall, slender sizes.

Fleshy, veiny alien textures and mecha ridges make this one of our weirdest looking toys. A fitting release for the end of October!

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I'm gonna dirty delete that.

Here's the thing: objectively, my internals look picture perfect for a diagram of typical stuff in a medical setting.

But they cause me an immense amount of trouble. That's it. That's the thing. I'm dealing with a great deal of dissonance as a result of it.

You all have to pat some gourds for me.

Grabby hands