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Three identical dragon dildos standing lined up, in different color combinations. It's a "top heavy" design, where the shaft is thicker towards the top than the bottom, with a flared base decorated with horn nubs.

The Arboris viewed from an angle. The head is stout and bumpy with reptilian skin texturing. The shaft is also lined with smooth, soft bumps.

A view of Arboris's underside. There are ridges lining the whole toy, and the ballsack-esque base is bumpy textured as well.

Three more Arboris in different colors.

New week, NEW MODEL!

We're adding to our dragon horde with the Arboris Tree Dragon, a thick and textured design with a slanted head.

And when we say thick, we mean it! Make sure to read the measurements.

Available in 3 sizes, in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...

3 Faeles fantasy dildos lined up, viewed in side profile. It has a tapered, phallic head crowned with soft bumps, a long shaft with a curve to the top half, and a furry flared base. There's skin texture, bumps, and ridges down the shaft.

The Faeles dildo pictured at an angle to show off the medial ring ridge halfway down the shaft.

A closer view of the head, which is detailed with bumps and a urethral divot.

Three angles of the Faeles dildo to show its textured surface from the back, side, and underside.

Our newest fantasy model: Faeles!

This ultra-detailed @excelddesigns.bsky.social model is textured from tapered tip to fur-detailed base.

You can visit Faeles's magic shop as long as you don't touch the wax-sealed scrolls by the counter...

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Three identical fantasy dildos standing upright in a line. They're curved, with a phallic-ish egg shaped head and a flared base. The base is detailed with unique linework and a clitoral nub jutting from the tip.

The Atlan pictured from three different angles to show off its various texture details. There are ridges, circles, and patterns.

Three Atlan tucked together, viewedfrom above. There's a collar-like ridge beneath the head.

A closeup of the clitoral nub that's detailed on the top/tip of the flared base.

NEW!

The Atlan Biomechanical Dildo, another unique fantasy design from the creative mind of @excelddesigns.bsky.social!

This curved, aesthetically textured model is semi-phallic in shape with an intricately detailed base.

Custom in your choice of density & 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...

Hmminside out sounds exothermic, which obviously isn't quite what we deal with. Mealy texture is gross tbh.

I'm gonna stick with what I know for obvious reasons but that's totally alarming.

DAMN ALIEN - Medium Size, single, ombre, and three color variants in a row.

DAMN ALIEN - Medium Size next to a soda can for scale

DAMN ALIEN - Medium Size soft & squishy little alien nubs!

DAMN ALIEN - Medium Size, top down view.

Hey there groovy peeps! This toy, designed by @excelddesigns.bsky.social an original DA design is pretty Damn popular, so I made another size, ehh, Medium! A DAMN ALIEN - Medium Size is now a thing. Not too big, not too small, perfect if you want just a bit of girth from outta this world... 😝

Finally, Cholla is now available in M, L, L "Thick" and XL.

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Beautiful sculpt by @excelddesigns.bsky.social

I am the exact person to answer this

yes

I hate this.

You will never guess who gets to shove everything we own into the garage so we can stage the house.

Also, my room stays locked. The only one allowed to disturb my geckos' peace is me.

Side view. Three 3D prints of upcoming dildos, shaped after our most popular vaginal plugs.

Top view. Three 3D prints of upcoming dildos, shaped after our most popular vaginal plugs.

Look familiar? These are the dildo size variants of our most popular vag plugs. I used several coats of primer, then a matte finish acrylic paint so the resulting toy will be slightly matte. Not silky lube hog matte, just slightly.

Keep an eye out! I'm trying to get them done.

Be excellent!
Marco

My best friend and my boss are both awesome people who are being rocks for me right now.

Non anxiety mountain rocks.

Anti anxiety mountain rocks.

And who knows, maybe he finds a job that can keep us affording this house! and everything is for nought.

Dooming a bit, but it's also inarguable that decluttering is *a good thing* so it won't really be for nought. Naught? same thing.

The lack of concrete anything means my anxiety is a mountain.

Wanted to do digital garage sale again, but timing ? who knows what timing is? so now I've been decluttering and packing things while the other person in the house is just, not. "We can move in (read: within a timeframe of) two weeks." Not really?

I'm the only one lugging stuff around right now.

I am actually so tired.

a man sitting in front of red cones with the words it 's about the cones written below him Alt: a man sitting in front of red cones with the words it 's about the cones written below him

Ugggh yes they are so good. They were absolutely everywhere in my childhood and were one of my favorites.

My other favorite candy was Satellite Wafers, much to the confusion of literally everyone. It's all about the texture.

Although if in my next package you put those godawful chalky suckers (Double Lollies) I'd die happy.

Starburst, Skittles, Sourpatch Kids, Nerds, and Laffy Taffy are all great choices for "safe" candy. They're not all free from all the things, but they cover a lot of restrictions.

No, no, yes, Hell Yes, sure, nah.

I work in adult retail and I needed a quick way to at least capture customer attention while they buy lube. So, with deep thanks to everyone who's already done the work, I've made a very bare bones flyer designed to be printed and handed out.

A soda pop can pictured beside a line of 5 petite dildos with flared bases. Each dildo is a unique shape, including a gentle spiral, a few curves, a beaded shape, etc.

Our new Minima set, in our Ready Made rainbow assortment!

"Ready Made" are toys that are already made and ready to ship. uberrime.com/collections/...

The Minima are a collection of finger-sized dildos that we designed to offer a variety of sensations through shallow penetration.

I'm just sayin'

Oh. They should be "Sexually suggestive"? I'll keep that in mind.

Anyway my favorite gecko is very sick and subsequently I am too. Brain...I think it exists? maybe? Maybe not.

Pictures of a digital model - a somewhat tentacle-like dildo with a second finger-like part on the base for external stimulation.

Pictures of a digital model - this is a very mutated bird-like dildo inspired by a cryptid. It has some bumps on the underside and a thick knot-like portion near the base that is meant for stretching.

Pictures of a digital render - this is a humanoid dildo inspired by vampires. Vampire lords probably. It has a human glans, bumps down the shaft, and a sort of separation suggesting wings on the underside, with the hint of folded wings on the base.

With some more

Pictures of a digital model - it's a humanoid dildo with some filigree and armor at the base.

Pictures of a digital model - this is a curved fantasy dildo with a broad head and bumps. The underside is split, as if mutated.

Pictures of a digital model - this is a somewhat felid dildo with a pointy head with bumps, and a shaft that swells with some armor plating and other bumps on it. The base has horns, like those found on some gargoyles.

Pictures of a digital model - this is sort of an aquatic dildo with thick frills on the sides and an armored base.

Some designs,
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Fireplace is, indeed, the right place for it.

(and him)

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The chill otter is laying down next to a phone with rainbow beams fanning out of it. They look at the phone and see it says June 1st, and after a brief contemplation, they snuggle up under a progress pride blanket, phone plugged in farther away. It reads “It’s ok if you are tired. Happy *quiet, chill* Pride.”

Happy *quiet, chill* Pride.

Unfortunately, I don't. Sorry.

Looking back through what I can find, there were definitely some unique models there that have left a gap.

I don't have ownership of any Candiru Curio models.

Two werewolf dildos standing upright beside a soda pop can for scale. They're two sizes of the same toy. The head is phallic and tapered, with a subtly curved shaft and a low-profile knot. The base is detailed with fur shaping.

The Lunaris werewolf dildo pictured from a slightly above angle, showing off the 'flatter' profile of the knot.

The Lunaris Werewolf dildo pictured from another angle, showing off the raised, tapered tip of the head.

The Lunaris Werewolf Knot Dildo is one of our new Phantasia beginner-friendly fantasy toys.

Lunaris's knot is sleek and oblong/ovular, making it easier to take than traditional bulbous knots.

Find Lunaris and our other new toys in 2 sizes: uberrime.com/collections/...