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(I still exist, I'm just hidin' from life and doing work and playing games)

Very much the same as dong #2 from the first post. This version is slightly larger and has added balls on it, the site selling it for nearly $150 includes a photo that barely shows off the maker mark in the actual toy.

first dong in first post, but angle matched from me instead of the non-matching angles from the site and amazon. It's got dust and hair on it, a battle I cannot win.

Here's the second one with more balls, including maker's mark
And a better photo showing the first dong in the first post from a comparable angle. It's got dust and hairs on it and I'm just not gonna fix it, sorry.

There's a version of the second one with more balls added and it's not online anymore, but that's listed as $147 and I bought the damn thing for $31. Might dig it out, but you gotta promise to just accept that I buy questionable dongs sometimes.

Definitely don't ask about the tpe bonfires either.

dildo on left at $99, identical to dildo on right at $30.99. Not debating safety - they're the same.

dildo on left at A WHOPPING $147 when the same thing on the right is being sold for $36.99. Again not debating safety - it's the same thing.

Trust me on this one? but it's the same dildo again, on left for $99 and on right for $34.99

Revolutionary new toys from artisans with deep investments into modeling and it's just stuff you find on Amazon.
Not linking anything, I don't want the heat, just don't be taken by nonsense. Most of it has the maker mark too. I follow the am shop and recognize these immediately.

I sculpted a Grendel but I really need to sculpt a Norn. I think I'm inclined to make one like Pimento here, she's one of my favorite types.

I remember the silicone just not wanting to cooperate with me on that Jackal. It was very rude! but all iterations ended up being very beautiful regardless. Definitely one of my favorites, with the other being my personal like...50s? colors.

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Set on fire?

I couldn't open my car door - had to squeeze into the tiniest gap and wedge it open with scrapers from the garage til I could get my hands into the gap at the bottom and pull it. Like god forbid it's wet yesterday and cold overnight.

Also rwd so roads were fun!

Midwest is best!

I saw some of those poles at the gas station right after I left but I didn't take any pictures LOL

Nyoon Clock dildo being dual wielded along with magic as Frost fights a bandit

Mom's selection of critters set up on the edge of the tub, waiting bath time.

Critters drying on a towel, facing each other, to which Mom says "I let them chat while they dried, just like ladies under hair dryers at the beauty shop..."

Mom sent me her adventure in washing her critters today and it put the biggest smile on my face.
I also need to make more frogs and stuff for my niblings - my nephew likes Mom's frog a ton - it's just been a tiring year.

I've got a few different kinds, my favorite are probably my zebras (armadillidium maculatum). I couldn't isolate it because the group this happened with is in a rather large enclosure and I am...tired, but had a small group with a mutation of almost a pink tone? It's cool when it happens for sure.

You have porcellio, Rubber Ducky are armadillidium (morph present in cubaris) - in general, porcell are flatter, armadil do the roly poly rolling up in a ball thing.

You could definitely see some color variation with what you have though!

A graphic that says "BLACK FRIDAY, 20% OFF. DISCOUNT AUTOMATIC AT CHECKOUT. Sale does not include third party items such as vibes, lube, etc." There are a Cthulhu Dildo and a Bjarg Dragon Dildo photoshopped on either side of the graphic.

20% OFF *all* of our handmade toys, all weekend!

Customs, ready-mades, random pours - if we made it, it's on sale.

Discount is automatic and reflected in the cart, no need to remember a code!

uberrime.com/collections

I didn't! I'll pass that along to Marco though! They're so good at the shop of doing little details like that on everything

Magic Wand would send everything everywhere but a little bullet vibe would help, so that's what I went to LL for. And maybe a little something for me - nothing really interested me but seeing two Fascinus sitting there looking lonely, well... Fascinus!

tw bugs:

So I've got my two kritter keepers and no matter how much I ignore these mealworms they just keep going. It's well past the time I sort out the frass and give them new bedding so that's what I'm doing today. Got sifters to help, but after tapping the sifter for an hour I hated life.

tw bugs:

Years ago, I got mealworms for my geckos, but failed to feed them all off. They beetled and I didn't realize until I dumped their substrate into another container but they'd bred and made babies. After some time, separated into two containers, because these things propagate like bunnies.

Photo of wings of Cthulhu (fascinus style) and Fascinus dildos from Uberrime

Photo of Cthulhu and Fascinus dildos being good buddies

Went to Lover's Lane for a basic bullet vibe for... bugs, sifting bugs, and there were two Fascinus left and they looked lonely so I got one. Keep Cthulhu company until my Bjarg (which you HAVE seen) arrives.

The box (it's a transformer) is shot, cables shot, some concerns about the one company that's goin around digging up peoples' yards lately, being irresponsible. We (neighbors et al) are on a ComEd provided genny, parked on the adjacent street, til they can fix it.

- When it goes wrong they have to dig up everything to find the problem. It's so rare honestly, so I dunno what happened here.

It's snowing though, it's been a cold night. And it's like... it's the box in our yard. I feel bad.

Power lines in this town are underground, so we're good in heavy situations...but when it goes wrong holy shit I see our light on

Sitting in my car charging my phone. Lost power just before 10pm last night - can't sleep without white noise (a fan - also loud 9-12" fan recommendations please), been awake for 27 hours since I woke up yesterday at 4am.

The problem is the box in our back yard. Knocked out 5 blocks. From us.

Xenugenesis

It mine!

Squinting at that Xenugenesis - "Wait a minute"

Definitely not the scrolls of the elder, #4, "gates of this world the princes own" or something.

With lizard folk looking like dragons. Although the backs of their heads still seem kinda small. I dunno, I've been an Argonian since they couldn't wear shoes.

Photo of Arboris dildo from Uberrime. Very subtle scale pattern in the surface is visible. Custom scale pattern used to make this!

Skin folds over the bumps on the dorsal of the toy

bumpy scales on the base

Love this so much.

I have to take new pictures of the (admittedly too subtly sculpted but STILL PRESENT?!) skin details because I got eco earth in my nails, oops.

Photo of the Arboris Tree Dragon dildo from Uberrime, showing some greens and a gorgeous bronze base.

Aboris!

My big-chin-lizard-man-that's-definitely-not-from-that-game

Mine's in small (I'm small it's okay), uberrime.com/products/the...

sudden realization that I'm never topping this design

THAT'S OKAY I GUESS