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@xaverie.bsky.social

doomsday prophet, a voice of a generation… (she/they) https://biblicalyaccurateangel.tumblr.com/

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love writing poems on the clock @ work :)

04.04.2025 19:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

every time i look up someone i went to middle school with, they are married

04.04.2025 16:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i need a lobotomy

03.04.2025 16:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“they should invent a diary that gives you feedback” — person who needs to go to therapy

01.03.2025 21:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just made ammmmmazing pasta. i have the mind of a creative genius when i desperately need to go grocery shopping

23.02.2025 22:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is a dictatorship hard launch

21.02.2025 17:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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bathroom selfie xoxo

21.02.2025 17:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if ur reading this ur my valentine xoxox

13.02.2025 17:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

had a dream that i filled my bathtub to the brim with water and one by one placed every electronic device that i owned inside. they all fizzled out and the bathtub kinda overflowed but i was happy

25.01.2025 19:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

<<< sitting on ur couch doing a casual laura palmer’s theme listen to give urself a feeling of impending doom this holiday season

24.12.2024 05:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my car battery died 💯💯💯💯

19.12.2024 02:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i’m doing so good at dating apps

17.12.2024 02:25 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

you know what? fuck you
*un-contains your multitudes*

16.12.2024 22:43 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

1 like and ill become a spam bot

11.12.2024 16:06 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

following anyone for any reason is problematic. why can't you mind your own business and be happy just reading your own tweets

09.12.2024 15:19 — 👍 7552    🔁 664    💬 222    📌 46

a tiktok ban is a huge win for us, the uggos who prefer text based communication

06.12.2024 15:59 — 👍 4342    🔁 442    💬 65    📌 19

every time william basinski disintegration loops comes on to my liked songs shuffle i have to face my commitment issues

06.12.2024 21:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the new Apple update is awesome. I definitely wanted everything to be slightly worse

05.12.2024 22:27 — 👍 2399    🔁 193    💬 72    📌 27

im thankful for my 45 followers half of which are ai spam bots 🤩❤️😍

28.11.2024 18:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#i #love #thanksgiving

28.11.2024 18:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

thankful for hate speech online, boeing whistleblowers, and amazon alexa who listens to everything i say

28.11.2024 18:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

(starting a constructive dialogue) Listen dumbass,

27.11.2024 13:57 — 👍 7752    🔁 1077    💬 88    📌 57

“cisgender” isn’t real. i don’t have to indulge your mental illness.

26.11.2024 16:57 — 👍 122    🔁 10    💬 5    📌 0

A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other

26.11.2024 15:59 — 👍 41798    🔁 4462    💬 606    📌 394
DUDES BE LIKE "BLUESKY SUCKS" MY BROTHER IN CHRIST YOU MADE THE POSTS a subway sandwich is in the background

DUDES BE LIKE "BLUESKY SUCKS" MY BROTHER IN CHRIST YOU MADE THE POSTS a subway sandwich is in the background

26.11.2024 18:34 — 👍 13    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

Signal of course

26.11.2024 18:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Back when I was a youngster, this was my starter pack

26.11.2024 00:28 — 👍 566    🔁 50    💬 22    📌 9

I, too, am suffering from an internal serving error

25.11.2024 20:09 — 👍 74    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0