dulcet tones enjoyer

It’s really not that hard to pronounce… Repeat after me: Mom Donny

5/ Whether Republicans secure enough Democratic votes is NOT the only question here. It’s critical that if 7 or 8 mods vote with the gop to end this that the rest of the caucus vote the right way and make clear they think this was the wrong decision. If they don’t then “the Democrats” own this …

Following up on this. This remains a ‘cave is minutes or hours away’ situation. If you want to impact how this plays out you need to contact senators literally now. I want to add additional points of context. What I’m relaying is what I’ve picked up from highly reliable sources.

we will have gone through all of this for literally nothing.

I'm hearing the same thing. Dems are nearing a surrender. I'm shocked. Largest protest in history + best election night in years + polling showing we're kicking their ass in public opinion. And now Dems may cave.

It ain't over til it's over, so please do call if you've got a Dem senator.

9/10 pediatricians agree, cocomelon is worse for your health than smoking

I just met a toddler named Kylo lmao

oh my god they actually did it lmao

For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series

2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves

2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros

2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers

2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

Imagine living in a very pro-fireworks neighborhood in LA right now because: I do and that’s why I know what’s going on right now

NINETY ONE PERCENT ACCURACY

11 calls for LA

I welcome our new robot umpires

ONE OF THE GREATEST GAMES IN BASEBALL HISTORY

It's time once again.

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

Fwiw, it’s nice to have a place to chat during a live event. That was one of the things that Twitter was great for. Before the dark times. Before the empire.

In play, out(s)

After 38 years I’m proud to announce that I’m finally entering my king crimson era

Everything is AI slop now, I just let my gardener go and he responded with a block of ChatGPT text

My son calls it “cake pop demon hunters”

You can stream episodes of David Letterman's former NBC show, "Late Night with David Letterman," on Samsung TV Plus via the Letterman TV channel

Honestly this was such an obvious outcome I'm mad I didn't call it at the time: he's gotta be seeing all the hagiographies of kirk, and also just everyone talking about Someone Who Isn't Him (who he nevertheless can't talk bad about) and just fuming. "Worship is for TRUMP, not Trump supporter!"

Le boxeur français Christian Mbilli conserve sa ceinture WBC des super-moyens Au terme d’un combat intense à Las Vegas, le Français s’est contenté d’un résultat partagé face au Guatémaltèque Lester Martinez. Son meilleur classement lui permet de rester détenteur de la ceinture par intérim.

Le boxeur français Christian Mbilli conserve sa ceinture WBC des super-moyens

Why the hell is Mario Lopez interviewing Mark Wahlberg?

I just guessed Marc Wahlberg’s exact age

Wow T1 was only 1.5Mbps?!

YouTube video by The Elephant Graveyard How Comedy Was Destroyed by an Anti-Reality Doomsday Cult

Can’t believe I didn’t get nightmares from falling asleep to this last night.

All I want for my birthday is to watch youtube for 24 straight hours

Just mixed creatine into my Diet Coke

Life’s a peach and then you die