Philippe Clement Attlee

Imagining a container ship containing a container that contains Lego container ships.

Poppy Shagger final boss - person literally covered from head to toe in poppies outside Leicester's stadium.

Lest we forget... Leicester are going to League 1

Barry Butler Ben Slimane #ncfc

Vlad brain farts, as per fucking usual #ncfc

Shame we're not ahead with that amount of possession. You'd assume Leicester can't be as shite again in the second half #ncfc

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That interview with Polanski on Sky News just now was an impressive show of why he's so good at this: every question was put to him antagonistically as a "ha ha gotcha" trap, and he answered every single one with his party's actual policy, leaving those poor interviewers looking both bitter & stupid

Who called it Starmer's Front Bench and not Savile Row?

Thrashed 'em 💚

Up the Greens! 💚💚💚

HOPE VS HATE VOTE GREEN! Green Party Promoted by Chris Williams on behalf of The Green Party, both at PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ

It's a two-horse race between the Green Party and Reform and every vote counts.

People of Gorton & Denton, you have until 10pm to vote Green and make hope normal again.

A Touch of Spice - David Jason solving crimes on Arrakis

Dear Lucy On the eve of the by-election, your Labour party spokesperson has admitted to the Huffington Post that a Labour party leaflet has been delivered through doors with your imprint recommending a vote for Labour by a tactical voting organisation which does not exist. This is deeply troubling, it is actually lying to voters. Did you approve this? Do you feel the Labour Party in government should be held to different standards in terms of honesty to the British public? In your last letter to me you mentioned your ‘very extensive data’ and ‘having spoken to over a third of eligible voters’ which led you to an understanding that the by election ‘was a contest between labour and Reform’. Clearly this latest development only tells voters one thing - you will employ any type of political deception (or in Urdu “Dhoka” ) to win. You will be very aware that all three real tactical voting organisations are recommending a vote for the Greens as the best way to stop Reform. Lying to the voters, as you have been caught doing, raises the real prospect that Reform will be the beneficiaries, something you have said that you don’t want. As this is such an important issue, for the sake of your own reputation, I would strongly urge you to apologise to the voters of Denton and Gorton before the polls open in the morning.” Kind regards, Zack Polanski Leader of the Green Party of England and Wales

Dear @lucympowell.bsky.social,

Why did you invent a fake tactical voting company to stop the Green Party beating Reform?

I'm starting to think your letters haven't always been in good faith...

From honourable defeat on Saturday to sheepish victory tonight #ncfc

Long-term wrong 'un

Hey Philippe, someone's grandad wants their coat back #ncfc

Kellen will never score #ncfc

Our games shouldn't have commentary, just Adagio for Strings for 90 minutes as every player is gradually cut down #ncfc

Cuddles the Monkey saying: "Beware the green menace"

"We just saved 20% on our power bill by burning down the local data center." Overlaid on a detail from a David Burroughs Mattingly painting showing two humanoid figures in green garb with glowing eyes and mouths under a pink sky, a meteor soaring down.

Nationalise Mini Eggs.

The frogurt is also cursed.

Excellent alert banner placement from MEN

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Early Gordon Sumner drafts

Alan Partridge in the shrine room of his number one fan/stalker, Jed Maxwell.

My working class front room

One of the greatest bollard walks in history.
#WorldBollardAssociation