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Philippe Clement Attlee

@robotcanary.bsky.social

I'm going nowhere, Lynn.

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The dang cheeto in a cowboy hat, looking like a cadaver.

The dang cheeto in a cowboy hat, looking like a cadaver.

Cad Bane's let himself go.

12.12.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I did an

"Enjoy your meal."

"You too!"

So now I'm in the witness relocation programme.

12.12.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Toffee Crisp and Blue Riband no longer called 'chocolate' after recipe change.

Toffee Crisp and Blue Riband no longer called 'chocolate' after recipe change.

Henceforth to be called 'dogshit'.

10.12.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Some biggles cunt flying back and forth over Norwich.

Some biggles cunt flying back and forth over Norwich.

Ah brilliant.

09.12.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Ulf Ottosson Day to those who celebrate #ncfc

09.12.2025 09:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

High Performance Humphrey.

08.12.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Badge with "Hurry to see Benny in Panto! Theatre Royal Norwich" printed on it.

Badge with "Hurry to see Benny in Panto! Theatre Royal Norwich" printed on it.

Got the badge in a flea market not long ago...

08.12.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Massive gingerbread wangers.

08.12.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bloody fighter jets flying over Norwich all day today. The North Sea's right there, fly over that ffs.

08.12.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The ACN Match Review 25/26: Watford (a) The win was on. Then it wasn't. Ffion Thomas witnessed every aspect of NCFC 25/26 at Vicarage Rd.

The win was on. Then it wasn't. @ffionthomas.bsky.social witnessed every aspect of #NCFC 25/26 at Vicarage Rd.

Image: @robotcanary.bsky.social

08.12.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember being appalled years ago when Super Sunday was Norwich v Wigan and I support one of them.

07.12.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An abandoned pair of shoes in an alleyway.

An abandoned pair of shoes in an alleyway.

My favourite group in the early days of Facebook was Norwich Missing Shoes Etc.

07.12.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Come on then Lando, you've just got to Senna that bastard off the track into turn 1.

07.12.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Annoying because Watford are clearly shite. Positives etc. #ncfc

06.12.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Vlad you fanny #ncfc

06.12.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sarge's bunnies, Watford FC #ncfc

06.12.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MC Hammer on the soundtrack too 🀌

05.12.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On a separate note, that's such an odd image. Not even AI bad, but like every element has been assembled separately in Photoshop, including his arms.

05.12.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Scotland v Haiti has got ignominy written all over it.

05.12.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't Kane score 11 penalties against Panama last time?

05.12.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Last three times I've been made aware of his existence: Riyadh Comedy Festival, chequered flag waver at Qatar GP, FIFA jamboree.

05.12.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Has there ever been a bigger shill than Kevin Hart?

05.12.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Lauryn Hill at the World Cup draw, in a hat that makes her look like a postbox.

Lauryn Hill at the World Cup draw, in a hat that makes her look like a postbox.

Last posting day for Christmas is 20 December for 1st class

05.12.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Donald Trump making the Rumbelows Cup draw

Donald Trump making the Rumbelows Cup draw

Not his first rodeo #WorldCup2026

05.12.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All reminiscing about Robot Wars.

05.12.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when FIFA got exposed for massive corruption and nothing happened?

05.12.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God there are some obituaries I look forward to read

05.12.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 295    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
Anisota.net graphic of my most used words on Bluesky

Anisota.net graphic of my most used words on Bluesky

Shit, shite, dogshit all represented.

03.12.2025 07:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Speaking of toes...

02.12.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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One of our Xmas traditional posts......

Via Rangers News, Dale Gordon is geared up for Christmas....

#Rangers #RangersFC

01.12.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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