Okay I’ll take one stock. You pick.
04.03.2026 05:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Okay I’ll take one stock. You pick.
04.03.2026 05:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
new millennial housing just opened up
03.03.2026 22:27 — 👍 80 🔁 9 💬 4 📌 1I've never "carried the one." If the two digits add up to more than nine, that's not my problem
03.03.2026 13:36 — 👍 112 🔁 15 💬 6 📌 1Was going to laugh about it being the son of the last guy, then remembered I literally live in the United Kingdom
03.03.2026 21:46 — 👍 310 🔁 29 💬 5 📌 3big, strong admirals, with tears in their eyes, they come to me and say, “mister president, what in the fuck are you talking about?”
03.03.2026 20:06 — 👍 1138 🔁 178 💬 20 📌 0
it's 2016: north carolina introduces a bill to ban trans people from using bathrooms safely. there's a national outcry; companies withdraw business up to and including the NCAA cancelling a publicized game. the bill fails.
it's 2026: kansas passes a law nullifying trans people's licenses. crickets.
she’s not allowed to do that. she’s cheating.
03.03.2026 15:43 — 👍 67 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 0
friend sent this over from the other place and unfortunately I did laugh
03.03.2026 11:28 — 👍 2764 🔁 486 💬 47 📌 39
Several people asked for a new picture of Molly, aka the Thing of Evil. Here she is.
03.03.2026 18:50 — 👍 5949 🔁 352 💬 281 📌 26Scientists may have discovered "dark farting," a fart which no one in the room takes responsibility for
24.07.2024 15:16 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0*to the tune of Queen of Hearts* Pooping when I pee and fart
02.02.2026 18:26 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0We really do need to hammer home reducing police budgets and using them to bolster teacher salaries immediately. The fact we have these massive goon squads playing candy crush all day at their jobs meanwhile teachers are having to get second incomes is frankly embarrassing as a rich country.
03.03.2026 17:12 — 👍 1273 🔁 380 💬 15 📌 68 bit agitprop to overthrow billionaires to , lofi beats for class conscious, anti-imperialist glitchcore laborwave 👾
03.03.2026 17:34 — 👍 223 🔁 59 💬 2 📌 0
contest ad to win a red van with Styx LP art on the sides and a band logo on the hood. Allegedly worth $20,000
somewhere in the US in 1979, someone was driving around a Styx van they won from A&M records (Billboard, Feb '79)
03.03.2026 17:43 — 👍 135 🔁 34 💬 6 📌 12taxes 1, Trump zero
03.03.2026 17:57 — 👍 33 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 027 seasons of SVU and the greatest thing they have ever done is briefly show the ADA wearing the jersey from the unit’s otherwise unmentioned rec league softball team
03.03.2026 16:25 — 👍 2415 🔁 288 💬 24 📌 6
prediction magazine featuring effective psychic defence
to engage in effective psychic defence, first, put on this fluffy sweater
03.03.2026 16:38 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Ok there it is
03.03.2026 16:17 — 👍 143 🔁 2 💬 7 📌 0It’s an ICE staging center that told its queer and Black customers to go fuck themselves.
03.03.2026 16:07 — 👍 859 🔁 239 💬 8 📌 4just to get out ahead of any "what do you mean we" commentary. we produce guys like this in greater numbers than any civilization in history. there is currently no plan whatsoever to stop making guys. we should have a plan. we need to hobble these guys with crippling taxes and restrict their rights
03.03.2026 16:07 — 👍 1266 🔁 175 💬 25 📌 10Counterspell. Shit, it's already taking hold
03.03.2026 16:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The genre of Bluesky is a Vertical Scrolling Post-Em-Up
03.03.2026 15:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When will my husband (humidity) return from war?
03.03.2026 15:36 — 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Yeah same
03.03.2026 15:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One word: plastics.
03.03.2026 15:22 — 👍 274 🔁 22 💬 13 📌 1I wasn't sure I could do it in a weekend, but I remembered hearing about German fraternity beer drinking contests. The secret? Throwing up!
03.03.2026 15:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Czech anti-poverty program when?
03.03.2026 15:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0