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Hot rice and cold butter He/Him 🌹🌹🌹 Denver, Queen City of the Plains

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Did we get an ACA extension in the bill?

No.

Did we protect Article 2 from Presidential overreach?

No.

Well, what did we get?

Josh Hawley can sue for millions over Jan 6th and they recriminalized hemp products.

Oh sweet...

11.11.2025 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just noticed on an old VHS that Robert Patrick was wearing a NIN shirt when he was 3D scanned for the T-1000. That would have been 1990, so he was proudly supporting his brother Richard Patrick, who was in a new band called Nine Inch Nails at the time.

11.11.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 778    πŸ” 144    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 8

Thought Masters: Wisdom Warriors

11.11.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 518    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 1

Pleated condom

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the Rosetta Stone of dem politics is the 2006 senate primary which incumbent Joe Lieberman lost in part for making out with George Bush

He ran anyway, won with GOP support, dems let him keep his seniority, chairmanships and perks & he rewarded them by obstructing the ACA & killing the public option

10.11.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 466    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5

SEATTLE CURE YOUR VOTES PLEASE

11.11.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 271    πŸ” 144    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

New diagram of Mamdani’s city hall.

10.11.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

(Governor Menelaus "Pass the Biscuits" Pappy o'Splewgorth voice) now is you is or is you ain't my minions?!

10.11.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

tonight is the Turning Point USA event at UC Berkeley with special guest speaker Rob Schneider, a sentence I still can't believe I didn't make up

10.11.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
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Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today CAIROβ€”Admitting he was unable to face a lengthy session of indexing artifacts after drinking too much the night before, hungover Egyptologist Henry Chapman confirmed Tuesday he was just gonna call in ...

Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today

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A wizard desert rain frog wielding a subway sandwich. Pen and watercolor.

A wizard desert rain frog wielding a subway sandwich. Pen and watercolor.

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Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."

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upload to the clud

10.11.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At some point I might just write β€œwhat if everybody is wrong?” because there is a chance I believe nobody bothered to work out if any of this would make a profit or, indeed, whether you’d be able to power the data centers themselves

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two unrelated posts on my timeline back to back -

first a post by @hailey.at which says "hey get out of there" followed by a photo of a kitten inside a laundry dryer

next a post by @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social which says "dont coax me out of my encasement, brochacho"

two unrelated posts on my timeline back to back - first a post by @hailey.at which says "hey get out of there" followed by a photo of a kitten inside a laundry dryer next a post by @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social which says "dont coax me out of my encasement, brochacho"

perfect sync

10.11.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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oh my god

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Danny Devito from the show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. He's wearing thick glasses and a black suit and tie. He offers an egg, saying "Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?" but translated into Korean.

Danny Devito from the show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. He's wearing thick glasses and a black suit and tie. He offers an egg, saying "Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?" but translated into Korean.

10.11.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah: what looked to me like Chinese century eggs that were labeled "Kindly Eggs." πŸ™‚

10.11.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cool stuff I saw at H Mart yesterday: duck heads. Just like 6 plucked ducks heads per package.

10.11.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
cinesthetic. @ @TheCinesthetic - 6h
Edge of Tomorrow (2014) was sunk by confusing marketing and a forgettable title, yet it turned out to be one of the smartest and most entertaining sci-fi films of the last decade. Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt at their absolute best.
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cinesthetic. @ @TheCinesthetic - 6h Edge of Tomorrow (2014) was sunk by confusing marketing and a forgettable title, yet it turned out to be one of the smartest and most entertaining sci-fi films of the last decade. Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt at their absolute best. 5 cinesthetic. Β© @TheCinesthetic - 14h What film have you gone into absolutely expecting to hate but that ended up pleasantly surprising you the most? 303 t7 703 β€’ 15K Elon Musk β€’ Great movie 9 98 17 47 0

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Man on Fire (2004) sits at 38% on Rotten Tomatoes, proof that critics don't always see the vision. Tony Scott turned vengeance into poetry, and Denzel Washington gave one of his most quietly devastating performances.
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cinesthetic. @@TheCinesthetic - 1d Man on Fire (2004) sits at 38% on Rotten Tomatoes, proof that critics don't always see the vision. Tony Scott turned vengeance into poetry, and Denzel Washington gave one of his most quietly devastating performances. cinesthetic. β€’ @TheCinesthetic-2d What's your favorite movie with a "rotten" (below 60%) rating on Rotten Tomatoes? Β© 44ΠΊ ni 217K 贝 Elon Musk β€’ x 2 @elonmusk - 16m Man on Fire is great! β€’ 64 to 16 β€’ 187

Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years

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If it bleeds, we can thrill it.

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A Predator who just wants to dance. Predator: Jazz Hands.

10.11.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just happy anyone reads anymore. Doing it in public for clout? Fine by me.

10.11.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh fuck off

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Adam Carolla: I had to give my ex wife my retirement account in the divorce. I worked 30 years for that but I gave it to a person who chose not to work. Character is a big issue in this country

Adam Carolla: I had to give my ex wife my retirement account in the divorce. I worked 30 years for that but I gave it to a person who chose not to work. Character is a big issue in this country

this is the trump guy urtext

10.11.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2305    πŸ” 224    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 59

*huffing my fingies after making kimchi yesterday* HHNNNFFSSNNNNFFRRCCKKKK

10.11.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My bum is on the Squeenix, Squeenix

10.11.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I still haven't learned Teleport, which Squeenix changed to cost 3,000 JP. My memory is it fails instantly the minute to try to go one square past where you could normally walk.

Doesn't stop every single NPC having it for Deus Ex Machina reasons.

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Having played FFT on the PS1, I have to say Arithmeticians/Calculators not chugging the game to a halt is great, so it takes ten years to take a turn with them instead of twenty years.

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