@metroman80.bsky.social
Non-award winning, professionally amateur pitmaster. Good vibes only.
White officer:
08.10.2025 17:50 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1๐๐๐๐
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10x funnier when you can tell it gets to โem
YOU KNOW BALL!
08.10.2025 17:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My guy. Those ribs in your pinned post tho?!?!?! ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
08.10.2025 17:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 030 second commercial break for these smoked sausages. Brisket Poblano, to be exact. 100% beef, natural sheep casing.
08.10.2025 17:23 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1One of the cables on my garage door opener popped today. I checked my home warranty...and OF COURSE that component isn't covered.
Not having any claims within the past year, I know I'm just throwing $$ away. But my HVAC system is so old...kinda keeping it as insurance just for when that fails.
I've been wanting something beater than my Beats & my SkullCandy joints. That's a good ass price too!
08.10.2025 15:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
AlsoโฆCostco got them Bose headphones on sale. Copping myself a pair this weekend!!
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Went for briskets. Picked up some new drip!
08.10.2025 15:07 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0This is a great map.
08.10.2025 13:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They had issues working with DC government the past few years. Them last year, t-rump decided to have that army parade that same day. So many hurdles to deal with. They couldnโt find a suitable alternative location in the DMV. I did well when I was a vendor, but it was a lot for one day.
08.10.2025 11:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Side note. I need to clear this fucking freezer of this old shit that ainโt gonna get eaten. Itโs trash day too???
08.10.2025 11:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
๐ค๐พ๐ค๐พ
08.10.2025 11:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0We KEEP a pkg of these on hand!
08.10.2025 11:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
The Teenโข๏ธ: Hey dad can you pick me up later?
Me: sure, what time?
The Teenโข๏ธ: 6:06
Me:
Yeah itโs gonna be June 20-21, and will probably have a good number of food vendors. I hope it turns out to be a good event!
08.10.2025 11:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Next yearโs โTaste of the DMVโ festival is two-day event in *checks notes* Baltimore at M&T Bank Stadium. Yeah count me out. I donโt think those logistics work for me. Might be fun to attend though.
08.10.2025 10:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1My kinda carrying on!
08.10.2025 10:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0JAZZZZ!!!
08.10.2025 02:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0New game
08.10.2025 02:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yankees getting smoked.
08.10.2025 01:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Smfh Guerrero got ALL of that one and knew it immediately lol
08.10.2025 00:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0With a rusted out catalytic converter smh
08.10.2025 00:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Yeah Iโm bout to be useful alright
08.10.2025 00:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0This woman is in here snoring. Ainโt even 8pm.
07.10.2025 23:58 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 5Texas Roadhouse steak has never let me down.
07.10.2025 23:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I guess I should shave today. Maybe do some laundry too.
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