Misty 🫀

Hot take:

If your car offers you the ability to use your phone as a key, yeet that feature right into the sun and ignore it because phones are infinitely dumber than keys and you need a key ring for your house anyway you doinks.

And if you're using your phone as a house key... don't.

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I assumed places 1-6 were already taken

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#7 Chromakopia fan

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You did though, I know for a fact I saw your account with that bug.

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From now on, Will Forte and I are just gonna be a Chappell Roan cover band.

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