Rob-ber Baron

Shirtless man taking a selfie in a mirror after a workout.

OK, I know I have a long way to go, but I am just so proud of myself for the progress I've made so far.

Man holding a microphone on stage doing stand-up.

Man holding a microphone on stage doing stand-up.

Oh, she thinks she's funny.

A stage with a microphone in front of empty chairs before a stand-up show.

A gay doing a graduation show for their stand-up class? Groundbreaking.

Premier ball gang rise up

Jake lying down on the bed next to our cat and dog smiling at the camera.

Two men sitting on a chair; one is kissing the other on the cheek.

A selfie of Jake and Rob smiling at the camera in a bar.

Jake sitting next to a cat that is lying down on a couch.

Happy first anniversary to my best friend, my inseparable co-goof, and the love of my life. @regrettablyjake.com, here's to the next year and to the many, many more after that.

Me smiling and sitting at my desk chair with lots of large plants in the background.

My therapist complimented me on all the plants in my background, so I'm having the best day of my life.

Simpsons bus driver meme with top panel saying "Don't make me tap the sign." The bottom panel shows the driver tapping the sign with a broken finger. The sign says, "Because I broke my finger and it really hurts."

Jammed both of my thumbs at volleyball today

A plant leaf shredded down the middle by something sharp.

A white cat with black markings on his face lying down in the middle of a nap.

The Art | The Artist

I was sober, so I was an observer lol. But given the selection, I'm not complaining. The Patti LaBelle "Where My Background Singers" video made an appearance.

Last gay-dinner-party-inevitably-turned-gay-guy-music-video-night of 2025 in the books.

Yesterday!

Competent volleyball refs. @regrettablyjake.com

please give me validation for playing at my scary piano recital thank you for your attention to this matter

Leviathan is an *incredible* name.

What Triggers Exploding Head Syndrome? Experts don’t know what causes EHS, but stress or feeling extra tired may trigger symptoms. Learn more about this painless sleep disorder.

I get this sometimes, and it always terrifies me! I'm wondering if it's this? my.clevelandclinic.org/health/disea...

Nah. Little man's a big dairy guy.

Two guys posing in Clair Obscur baguette outfits for Halloween.

A guy posing in a Clair Obscur baguette outfit for Halloween.

A dog sitting in front of a giant stuffed croissant.

For those who come after.

She's hungry.

Girl looking at computer with a satisfied look on her face while holding a soda.

Logging in to my work computer this morning and rereading my positive annual review from yesterday.

omg you're right where are my manners

A cat looking smugly at the camera in a computer chair after having stolen it from me.

Husband and I are currently arguing and need help. I keep complaining that the cat keeps stealing my seat when I get up, and he keeps telling me to just move him. But that's a preposterous suggestion, right? Just look at him!!

Stuffed Pikachu sitting at a laptop with the caption "on my puter."

I haven't noticed any huge drawbacks with my 32gb setup, which I use for gaming and some intensive programs here and there. I'm happy with it!

The life of a showgirl

*Especially* when juiced up on the bean juice.

No. ♥️

That and all of my anxieties.

Oh, TASTE.

@regrettablyjake.com is still asleep after taking a sick day, meaning I finished a full pot of coffee by myself today, AMA.

Selfie of a man in sunglasses waiting at the train station.

Biweekly piano lesson trip. I managed to wear a shirt that *prominently* displays how sweaty I got in the heat. On the plus side, I got to ride the Pride train.

Thar she blows.