Kendy 🔮

I’m blaming it on the cold front jerseys. #BillsMafia

And the commentary as the fan ran up the stairs? Chefs kiss.

I was warned about snakes and republicans but no one warned me about THESE assholes

Bugs should not be allowed on the ceiling because the always get lost. This fucker dropped on the stove and it went behind it. Couldn’t chill til it came back out to be dazed with a smack. They’re genuinely too big to kill because it’d be messy af.

YouTube video by elyk46 Thoughts on silverfish

The aforementioned Chelsea Peretti deep cut: youtu.be/owhS54RpVME?...

If anyone’s heard Chelsea Peretti’s take on silverfish, that’s precisely how I feel about tree roaches.

Was so nice and baked for the night and then one of those godless darksided tree roach/Palmetto bugs appeared on the kitchen ceiling and neither of our cats was helpful in knocking it so we could huck it outside so we had to tag team it.

Undoubtedly the worst part of Texas, I tell you hwhat 🥴

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Fuck yeah it is, so glad you too are a woman of class

We deserved so much more. A perfect show, truly.

🎥 #nw:
SHIVA BABY (2020)
dir. Emma Seligman

I love anxiety-horror about messy bitches.

Please come get this them 🤣

They have done it 3 times now, I can’t

📽️ #nw:
SAVING FACE (2004)
dir. Alice Wu

(ft. Jae calling last call, can you tell we just saw 28 films in 8 days at Alamo Drafthouse??)

I’ve got FC26 on Switch 2 and Jae’s rocking College Football 26 on PS5. Peak marriage vibes right here.

That one was so cruel in the best way. I can’t wait to see it again.

Is it too early to hope against hope that the Bears can draft Jeremiyah Love?

The car wreck is first for me, followed closely by the pink mist! What about you?

My new mission is championing WHISTLE because it’s for the queer girlies and it’s got one of the gnarliest kills I’ve ever seen.

Sophie Nélisse and Dafne Keen promoting WHISTLE (2025) at SDCC. They’re leaning together and Dafne is holding the Aztec death whistle.

Sophie Nélisse and Dafne Keen promoting WHISTLE (2025) at SDCC. They’re leaning together and Dafne is holding the Aztec death whistle.

WHISTLE (2025)
dir. Corin Hardy

It’s sapphic!!! It’s fun as hell!!! BUT OH MY GOD IT’S SAPPHIC HORROR!!!! #filmsky

Text message exchange that reads: ME: We just saw Body Blow and it was the horniest erotic thriller I’ve ever seen THEM: How much hornier than Saltburn? ME: There were cock cages ME: 🚔🐓😫💦

BODY BLOW (2025)
dir. Dean Francis

#FantasticFest #filmsky

That monkey paw curled right into a middle finger!

Just got out of a midnight screening, did I miss the rapture?

Yorgos Lanthimos’ BUGONIA features the best usage of “Good Luck Babe” by Chappell Roan since all those CHALLENGERS edits.

#filmsky

Context: Sisu 2 is up next.

I cannot wait to watch Nazis get obliterated for the next 90 minutes.

I cannot wait to watch Nazis get obliterated for the next 90 minutes.

#9 BLACK PHONE 2
dir. Scott Derrickson

They could’ve stopped at one, but I’m so happy that the right idea found them so we could get The Grabber on ice skates and a full-on Dream Warriors trip. Need more asap. #filmsky

#8 COYOTES
dir. Colin Minihan

It was a fun little romp but kind of falters when it comes to the actual coyotes. So… woof?

#7 NIGHT STAGE
dir. Marcio Reolon & Filipe Matzembacher

This might actually be the horniest thing I’ve seen in a crowded theater (so far) and I fucking loved every second of it. Gorgeous, fucked up, ft. a happy ending.