Jenni Beer

Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day A blustery day in the Hundred Acre Wood is the start of…

It’s exactly like this if Winnie the Pooh was a house and the Hundred Acre Wood was a Yorkshire moor.

I remember in college asking someone to get a side of ranch when we ordered pizza and they were like “how drunk are you right now?” It would be years before I discovered the Midwesterners had already blazed this trail.

You do! We all need to know your secret. Can’t wait to see you in a couple of months and dish about Heated Rivalry and other important 2025 events. 😘

Someone hit my car and I was explaining that I was waiting for my insurance company to call me when my child turned to me and said, “Did you go with Liberty Mutual and save hundreds of dollars on your car insurance?”

Yes, he is a Brit but not the primary egg chef in the house. Now, did he explain that many Americans would find it “disgusting” when I put milk in my tea? Nooooo. Found that out the hard way in college.

Toad in the hole, California

I already refer to you like this, is that not your title?

Just a reminder: millions of people who live in “red” states didn’t vote for any of this shit.

It’s a journal for their feelings

Yup…👀

What a week

Awww I wish we lived closer! These are brown butter pumpkin cookies

Stress baking like nobody’s business over here

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Congrats and wow, it looks beautiful there!

When multiple people tell you that you are mentioned by name in this book so you look it up only to discover you are referred to as a “ragtag cheerleader for low self-worth.” 🥴

And the snowy Denver SPSP this year was magical!

See also: The Austin airport during SXSW

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Absolutely criminal how they missed a “nuts” opportunity here

“But it says a *chef* made this” <gestures at Chef Boyardee can>

I’m looking for a postdoctoral scholar to join me in the Self & Society Laboratory at UC Riverside! Sharing would be much appreciated! aprecruit.ucr.edu/JPF02104

I’m so sorry, hope the swelling and itchiness go away soon. Harrison, focus, man!

😬

Worth it

What aisle are those in <pen poised to add to list>?

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