@thethirdhoekage.bsky.social
Video Games - Anime - Movies Somewhere in Massachusetts 18+ NSFW
Always wearing a Naruto shirt 😅
07.11.2025 14:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do I make this profile private and just start posting dick or 🤣
06.11.2025 12:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.11.2025 11:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ugh I love holding my husbands butt while we watch tv 🤤😏
06.11.2025 01:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Editing pdfs all day has got to be the most boring thing on the planet
05.11.2025 19:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Getting a little bold at work 😬
03.11.2025 19:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Video games are better when you're naked. I don't make the rules 🤷🏻♂️
05.10.2025 10:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Guess what?! I'm horny again... horny still? Whatever. How's everyone's day going?
29.09.2025 23:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I ❤️ dick
25.09.2025 19:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is being horny enough of a reason to leave work?
15.09.2025 17:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
30.08.2025 22:23 — 👍 11823 🔁 2154 💬 108 📌 112The way I just sucked the life out of that tootsie roll pop at work 😮💨
26.08.2025 19:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mornin' babes 😋
• name: Derek
• pronouns: he/him(or literally whatever, idc)
• height: 5’5"
• sexuality: gay af
• sign: ☀️Cancer 🌙Virgo ⬆️Libra
• piercings: 5
• tattoos: 17
• fav color: Blue or Green
• fav drink: Cider when it's cold out, iced tea when it's warm out
• fav animal: Crow
• MBTI: INFP
An owl with some attitude.
12.08.2025 12:12 — 👍 6313 🔁 901 💬 173 📌 81Once again forgot to drink water all day like a champ 🤘🏻
12.08.2025 19:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gettin' juiced on the booch at work
30.06.2025 16:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Having Hulu on my phone "just to listen" to shows at work has failed every single time, I end up spacing out watching whatever show is on 🤣
26.06.2025 15:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's my birthday, send dick and/or butt pics thank you 😊
25.06.2025 12:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My birthday is tomorrow so I'll be playing video games and smokin' all day 🤭
24.06.2025 18:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The healing sucks if you have to wear tight shoes for work, but nah it's not bad
08.06.2025 18:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
She's cute 🥰
04.06.2025 21:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just want to sit on the porch, stare at our garden, and smoke a blunt the size of my fist
04.06.2025 16:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gonna get high and eat so much Chinese food I can't make up the stairs to bed
29.05.2025 20:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happy Birthday 😋
29.05.2025 18:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A rabbit thinking outside an IHOP: "That's a stupid sign. You don't hop. You've never hopped. Lying little restaurant with you bullshit sign. Fuck you."
Good morning
15.05.2025 14:40 — 👍 9216 🔁 1457 💬 131 📌 43
The lighting in here is nice some times
01.05.2025 11:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Making coffee and smoking a bowl is my favorite morning ritual 🫦
01.05.2025 08:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gayle King calling herself an astronaut makes me want to put my face in a bowl of bleach and take a nice deep breath.
17.04.2025 11:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Current obsession 😍
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