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I mean, I assume you picked that hat yourself...

Everyone: "we're all named Angus!"

Saving this one.

Also make him a golden retriever. There's nothing in MI6 guidelines that says a dog can't play Bond.

They wouldn't have wasted a potato like that. (Or had potatoes at all, but that's neither here nor there.)

Short Kings gotta have short thrones.

I think this type of message constitutes a threat.

This book is on the big list of books to avoid whilst being clinically depressed.

Tom Petty always looked like he really enjoyed strumming his guitar. Always put his shoulder into it like someone who just finally nailed playing a song.

Walnut acquired.

It don't matter, none of this matters.

Enjoy a squirrel eating pumpkin seeds.

But then he stopped crying when he saw a man without wrists?

It's just sad that Cap'n Crunch is a cereal and not a cheesy ham sandwich with fish.

From the brutalist IKEA collection.

Hmm, we always just called it the "cocaine closet", but "powder room" is so much classier.

Is it still spider season in the Northwest? Do you think the parachutes will get stuck in the webs? Is this all just a plot by big spider to get free food?

Squeak?

And there goes my money.

The work of antifa?!

Smiley making an early mirror universe appearance.

1% back on airline ticket purchases to four select Eastern European countries.

It's a bit Sinbad (the comedian) meets old timey banker+circus ringmaster.

The lions liver is normal size, it's appropriate for the lions liver to be this big.

There's so much you need to tell them!