Mike Crocker

Are the cheaper groceries in the room with us right now?

@sonsofliberty.bsky.social thanks for the shirt 🤘🏻✊🏻

It's nice out today

The “a second plane” George w bush meme but the faces are swapped with the alien and ripley too close meme

Staying informed in 2025:

Oh shit thanks for running that by me

Also it really did generate an album called "Memories Together" with me and my girlfriend. Only problem is that they're almost 10 years old and it's me and my EX girlfriend. Why is she at the TOP of my albums she hates me

I bought a Pixel 8 yesterday and like any Google phone it auto creates cute little albums that are things like "✨💖 Memories✨🥰" and "A grand adventure!🧗🏻‍♂️🌄"

Yeah h*ck all that. Generate a reacts folder. Organize memes by offensiveness. Cater to my silliest chronically online desires

This is what I can't wrap my head around. It's one thing to vote on issues you THINK effect you but don't, but...if you use migrant labor and you vote against immigration, what did you really, truly think would happen to YOUR migrant labor? Rules for thee but not for me? You think you're special?

Fuck me the Nazi propaganda on Facebook is nuts right now. "Report your neighbors!" "At school! At supermarkets!" Now's a great time to remind people that snitches get stitches. Only thing I'm reporting is my fist to a Nazi face.

Drip those faucets white boy

True

"The road to fascism is paved by the people who told you to stop overreacting"

At least we can all get some CUTE WINTER BOOTS

Picked up CyberPunk 2077 again to get a feel for what life will be like in case the fascists win. Really would hate to see a world where cars' headlights are asymmetrical

My washing machine plays an arrogant little song when it’s done cleaning my clothes. Be humble bro. You live next to a litter box

Trump's Mass Anti-Immigrant Raids to Begin Here are action items to protect your immigrant neighbors, answers to common FAQs, and insights to debunk anti-immigrant propaganda

Multiple cities reporting that ICE raids have begun.

I'm an immigrant & human rights lawyer. I wrote this on how to handle ICE, the actions each of us can take to protect our immigrant neighbors, & debunking anti-immigrant hate.

No paywall. Please share widely.
www.qasimrashid.com/p/trumps-mas...

In recent months, that subreddit is the most active I've ever seen it

I've been PISSED this morning and this was a much needed reminder. Community is more important than ever right now.

BIG SARGE!!!

I love being a smart guy: for instance the air in my apartment is very dry and when I thought of ways I could address that problem my literal thought was "I will melt some water"

Any book with an MR2 on it must be a good one

Fuck the Zuck. This is my main social media presence now. What are the odds of us getting a short form video platform on here lol

One day...

...and I never heard from her again. I hope she's okay.

"WHERE ARE YOU??? You better not be on that fuckin game!" And she said, "I'm not, I-"
Muted her mic. We were in the lobby between games, and I waited for a few minutes for her to come back. Maybe 10 minutes passed, so I left the game and sent her a friend request. Unfortunately she never accepted...

I asked her if she had a kid, and she said yeah a daughter, though I forget how old. I thought that was nice, and she was putting down the controller every so often to take care of her here and there.
But then, I heard a door in the background, and a male voice that said,

This is kind of a sad one, but maybe only a year ago, I played Fortnite with a woman who sounded to be around my age (I'm 28). We got along pretty decently as we chatted while we played. Occasionally she would say, "Hey, put that down" "did you finish eating?" "Here, blow your nose."

Everybody gangsta until the pet starts staring intently at the empty corner of the living room

Global warming isn't killing the polar bears. It's all the Coke they drink.