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@mattslayne.bsky.social

mostly anxiety, PNW native, Florida State Seminole

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Psychics Told Kim Kardashian She Would Pass the Bar Exam. She Didn't

“They all collectively, maybe four of them, have told me I was gonna pass the bar, so they’re all full pathological liars — don’t believe anything they say.”

11.11.2025 18:00 — 👍 59    🔁 4    💬 22    📌 17

The Seattle Seahawks vibes 📈

09.11.2025 22:50 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Florida State football is hopelessly inconsistent. Perhaps a Beef O’Brady’s Bowl berth next season.

09.11.2025 00:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I admire running backs who can deliver more punishment than they take.

08.11.2025 23:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I AM UNKILLABLE

08.11.2025 20:38 — 👍 265    🔁 26    💬 5    📌 5

Let’s Go Indiana Hoosiers! 🚬🚬🚬🚬

08.11.2025 20:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Are we there yet? #art #oilpainting

06.11.2025 20:46 — 👍 8878    🔁 1080    💬 161    📌 21

Colorado has a Top 5 State flag. Elite.

07.11.2025 01:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

06.11.2025 21:27 — 👍 32225    🔁 5471    💬 698    📌 219
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BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.

06.11.2025 17:24 — 👍 10366    🔁 1287    💬 428    📌 255
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For Donna Jean…

03.11.2025 17:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chargers lost in their horrific mustard jerseys
Steelers lost in their horrific throwback jerseys
Packers lost in their horrific throwback jerseys
Seahawks blowing out the Commanders wearing the best jerseys in football

Not a coincidence

03.11.2025 03:39 — 👍 966    🔁 94    💬 35    📌 35

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS. You’re on notice National Football League.

03.11.2025 02:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mike McDonald’s building a monster. Can you believe this start? The run defense. Sammy Darnold. Go Hawks

03.11.2025 02:05 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Washington can’t cover Seattle. Let’s Go Seahawks. Surgical Sam Darnold.

03.11.2025 01:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So many ACC football dreams have died at Carter Finley Stadium in Raleigh, NC.

02.11.2025 02:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wake Forest beat SMU who beat Miami who beat Florida State who is beating Wake Forest 42-0…🍢

02.11.2025 02:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Way to reel it in, Florida State Football.

02.11.2025 02:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Florida State Football? Is that you?

02.11.2025 01:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Break up, Indiana. Too good. 🚬🚬

01.11.2025 21:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What happened, Miami? We’ll let U process another November implosion.

01.11.2025 20:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mookie Betts is one of the coolest baseball players of the 21st century. A surefire Hall of Famer in Cooperstown.

01.11.2025 03:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BASEBALL

01.11.2025 03:12 — 👍 358    🔁 25    💬 19    📌 4

GAME 7. What a World Series, LA Dodgers and Toronto Blue Jays!

01.11.2025 03:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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[Enter Ghost.]

31.10.2025 13:14 — 👍 757    🔁 260    💬 18    📌 14
My 11-year-old sitting with her pile of Halloween candy, sorting it into a bar graph

My 11-year-old sitting with her pile of Halloween candy, sorting it into a bar graph

We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.

01.11.2025 00:31 — 👍 35000    🔁 4169    💬 1001    📌 368

The Dodgers offense has gone cold at the worst time. Hats off, to the Blue Jays.

30.10.2025 02:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This World Series game is special.

28.10.2025 05:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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