Andrew Gardiner

♬ Don't I let you wash the car on Sunday?
Don't I warn you when you're gettin' fat?
Ain't I a-gonna take you fishin' with me someday?
A man can't love a woman more than that ... ♬

The generic Nat in this cartoon should be Barnaby ...
#auspol

♬ Don't I let you wash the car on Sunday?
Don't I warn you when you're gettin' fat?
Ain't I a-gonna take you fishin' with me someday?
A man can't love a woman more than that ... ♬

The generic Nat in this cartoon should be Barnaby ...
#auspol

Nah. It's me using Photoshop. 😉

Poor Will Shackel. Seems someone at the Australian Conservation Foundation drew a caricature of the young fella affectionately known as Fallout Boy.*

You're 19, Will. You put yourself out there (with lots of support from the usual suspects, I admit). You made your bed.
#auspol

This logic's a bit ... Sussssss.
#auspol

No. I'd like to see it if anyone has a copy.
@ausconservation.bsky.social

* "The Greens 𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 to only listen out of their left ear"? Nice headline, Vikki Campion.

(Who else wants to see that ACF caricature?)

Poor Will Shackel. Seems someone at the Australian Conservation Foundation drew a caricature of the young fella affectionately known as Fallout Boy.*

You're 19, Will. You put yourself out there (with lots of support from the usual suspects, I admit). You made your bed.
#auspol

Electorally it's big for them, in the kind of seats they currently hold.

@zoedaniel.bsky.social could have another crack at Goldstein, if she's inclined.

This logic's a bit ... Sussssss.
#auspol

Won't work here.

Uncanny resemblance ...
#Trump

Didn't you say the same thing 12 months ago?
(Remember this 🥔 guy?)
#auspol

Spooner works for L̷u̷c̷i̷f̷e̷r̷ Murdoch now.
Seems ownership of his soul was part of the bargain.

Thanks. Sadly there's a character limit to how many names I can post. :)

Yeah righto, John Spooner. "Left wing bias" at the ABC. 😅
David Speers, Fauziah Ibrahim, Fran Kelly, Pat Karvelas and Greg Jennett would like a word ...

* folks outside Melbourne: insert your own local tabloid in lieu.
You know I'm right.

Another parallel between the Dismissal (1975) and now?
The 𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘥* (forerunner of the 𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘥 𝘚𝘶𝘯) was the one pushing it ...
#NewsCorpse

Is it okay to dislike the noisy miner birds who swoop my greyhound?

NSW Police Commissioner Mal Lanyon: a “breakdown in communication” had left him unaware the neo-Nazi rally was taking place.

Why? Your support staff weren't 𝒐𝒏-𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒆, were they*? ↘️

* yes, I know Mark Ellis (of Pinkenba Six infamy, top right) is from Queensland, not NSW.

NSW Police Commissioner Mal Lanyon: a “breakdown in communication” had left him unaware the neo-Nazi rally was taking place.

Why? Your support staff weren't 𝒐𝒏-𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒆, were they*? ↘️

If you believe this, he's got a Pyrmont Bridge to sell you ...
#auspol

Forms "demanding pronouns", which are read/filled in by 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒔, will somehow leave 4-year-old kids "mixed up" in later life, noted psychologist Peta Credlin writes.

Such are the 'traumatic impacts' of "trans activism".
What kind of trauma made Credlin who she is?
#auspol

Forms "demanding pronouns", which are read/filled in by 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒔, will somehow leave 4-year-old kids "mixed up" in later life, noted psychologist Peta Credlin writes.

Such are the 'traumatic impacts' of "trans activism".
What kind of trauma made Credlin who she is?
#auspol

Now they're "for 𝑨𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒂". Really?

Delaware-incorporated #NewsCorpse is officially in our corner. So I guess, from this moment, they'll stop promoting whatever Trump wants ... 👀

Apropos of nothing ...
#PineGap

"Trans prisoner assaults other women".
Easily fixed, if true, by isolating the offender/minimising risk.

Or, you could make it a culture wars issue, stick it on page one 👇 and pressure the govt to put all trans women in male prison - for them, a living hell.

Good thinking, #NewsCorpse.

#Trump

Oh I get it. Nazi is short for National Socialist! Gosh you're clever, Mal!

(Because nothing says left-of-centre like eugenics and ovens at Auschwitz ...)