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I feel so beat in every way from one day at the beach. Idk how I'm gonna make it camping

Want to make changes in my life, but terrified of what may come next...

Why is everyone getting substacks now like they're podcasts.....

Long hair does not look good on yt guys, can y'all please just stop?

Already seeing dilfs and we're only just now getting on the ferry to block island

Insta still putting the video of Jason Kelce ripping off his shorts to reveal a speedo in my suggested videos and I don't mind it

Every time Mr Pedro doesn't play on Saturday when he's scheduled, 24 hours is removed from my lifespan

Drag race Thailand season 3 has some crazy audio mixing like wtf is going on with Pan's voice??

Occasionally tell my bf I'm going to take 5 minutes longer than I actually will to pick him up so he thinks I'm driving insane untruth the city to pick him up as early as possible

Got off a call where I told them I'd be out next week. The customer was like - don't think about work on your vacation!! I'm like girl... I'll be at Honcho, I'll either be h*gh af or having a mental breakdown at any given point during those 4 days, so I won't be capable of thinking of anything lol

Cowrkr keeps wearing a Washington r*dskins shirt and I'm just like really?? Lmfaoooooo come on

Also truly a shame the stigma around brief style swimwear, and underwear. Most men would look so much better in those styles than the saggy, long trunks they wear now

Whoever invented men's swim shorts with pockets is truly diabolical

Mistress totally stole kandy zyanide's laugh

There's people on our team who won't even come in because they find him so annoying and he comes in most days lol

Dude at my office chews so loudly and multiple people over the 2+ years he's been here have complained about it repeatedly, yet he still eats like a cow, smacking his lips and grunting and breathing like the nerdy kid in Hey Arnold who Helga always punched.

Office ordering from an isr*eli restaurant 😔😔😔 good thing I brought my own food

It's so funny to see people in Massachusetts bitch about other people in Massachusetts not voting for Harris, as if that made any difference

I hate I have the depression that makes me want to eat endlessly. Why does eating have to feel so good and feel so satisfying 😔😔😔

I know my bf spending too much time on reddit because he's starting to see and understand memes before I can explain them to him like how it used to be

This is truly an insane thing to say 😭😭

I noticed your yesterday but thought it was my sunglasses that give everything an orange tint

I've spent more time with my bf's extended family in the 5 years I've known him than I've spent with my own extended family my entire life. I've been on a trip to another country with them while I've never been on any trip with anyone from my family beyond my parents and brother

Need to start playing the victim and blaming stuff on my chronic conditions so people feel bad for me more

What did Pedro contribute to the drink??

Was at this club that's 18+ last night and saw a guy and thought he was wearing a grill, but he just had braces 😭😭

I wish gay clubs would play more than pop edits. There's so much music out there that's danceable that isn't an edit from a hit from over a decade ago

I love that people have told me they want to hang out and DJ together but why say that then leave me on read lmao

My bf be brushing his teeth for like 5 minutes 😭😭

Accidentally showed up an hour early to the drag show and it's just me, my bf, and two bachelorette parties lol