Flowerpatched

An illustration of a small fairy standing on top of an open blush compact that has been dropped onto the forest floor. The fairy is wearing a dress of yellow leaves and has an acorn cap on her head as a beret. The mirror of the compact is broken and dirty, save for a streak across her reflection’s face.

An illustration of two child-sized people in a dense, misty forest. The figure on the left is taller and wearing a plain brown dress with a wide white collar and white apron tied at the waist. The figure on the left is shorter, wearing a plain brown pair of pants, a blue jacket with gold buttons, and a ruffled cravat. Both figures are wearing dirty white rabbit masks and seem to be staring directly at the viewer.

An illustration of the Headless Horseman against a full moon. The Horseman’s mount is solid black with a glowing red eye, and is reared back on its hind legs. The Horseman himself holds on to his mount with one arm and holds a jack-o-lantern aloft above his shoulders. The moon is massive behind them, orange-tinged, and partially obscured by the silhouettes of leafless trees. There are a few clouds in the sky, which is mostly dark save for the last dredges of sunset on the horizon line.

An illustration of a girl in a red devil costume running along a dirt road. Tall yellow grass grows on both sides of the path, bright against a cloudy, stormy sky. The girl has red makeup on, and her brown hair is mostly covered by her devil horns, and she has dirt on her bright red devil costume. She has a jack-o-lantern in both arms.

Drawlloween season is my favorite.

Weird thing where people say “no one could have predicted it” when really what they mean is their political commitments and orientation were such that they ignored everyone who was predicting it

Sorry but “no one could have“ and you having your head stuck up your ass are two different situations

An illustration of a white person with long brown hair against a moody purple background. They are wearing a sparkly black tank top, pink pants, and slouchy black cardigan printed with moons and stars that is sliding off one shoulder. They are holding three fanned out tarot cards in front of one eye, and a wand in the other hand that is producing sparkly lights. Their hair is loose around their shoulders, kept off their face by a black bandana that matches their cardigan.

A witchy witch for Drawlloween

I adore this, what a gentleman!

An illustration of a person wearing a jack-o-lantern on their head (Dewy) while holding a black cat with glowing white eyes (Alphonse). In addition to the jack-o-lantern, Dewy is wearing an oversized maroon sweater, black and white striped tights, and saggy black boots with curly toes. They are reading a purple book titled “Hexes”, which they are holding upside down. They are walking through a pumpkin patch at twilight, a large crescent moon visible in the sky behind them.

An illustration of a person wearing a jack-o-lantern on their head (Dewy) and a black cat with glowing white eyes (Alphonse). Dewy is also wearing an oversized maroon sweater, black and white striped tights, and saggy boots with curly toes, although one boot is sitting some distance away. The pair are sitting among many pumpkins with some haystacks and hills in the foggy background. Dewy has an iced coffee in one hand and a butcher knife in the other. Before them is a pumpkin that they are carving. The top is cut off, pumpkin guts are piled in the dirt, and Alphonse is poking his head out of the pumpkin.

Happy Drawlloween from Alphonse and Dewy!

It has to be said: Waldorf salad is an abomination unto all the gods.

Franz Wacik

#illustration #witch #FranzWacik

Meme in two parts. First: picture of Geordi LaForge from Star Trek looking straight ahead, left arm extended and palm down. Text reads do not comply in advance. Bossy, already a cliché, implies permission to comply later. Second picture is Geordi LaForge looking to his left, eyes are glowing red. Text reads fuck you, make me. Leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

You do not in fact have to praise the guy who said homeless people should be murdered with lethal injections and then apologized four days later to save his job. Let's get a grip here.

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

Oh, someone has stolen my early in the morning thoughts:

Thank you! 🥰

Fungi creature inspired by an iNaturalist sighting of a pepper pot earthstar fungus by user carolina35488. It is balancing on a twig like its a log and has a large, round head with two tiny eyes.

Just a little pepper pot earthstar fungus guy, inspired by a photo on iNaturalist by user carolina35488.
#Art #TTRPGArt

A selfie of a white person in a green bedroom. They are wearing black overalls over a gray tshirt with botanical illustrations of mushrooms on it. They have a red and white bandana over their hair, which is long, brown, and pulled into a thick braid over one shoulder. They have an eyebrow ring, two nose rings, and a number of ear piercings and have blue eyes with bold black liner on them. They are giving the camera a small smile.

A selfie of a white person in a living room. They are wearing black overalls over a gray tshirt with botanical illustrations of mushrooms on it. They have a red and white bandana over their hair, which is long, brown, and pulled into a thick braid over one shoulder. A gray KN95 is on their face, and you can tell that they are smiling.

Cute outfit + mask is always a winning combo, especially when paired with a friend!

I have taken the Everything Shower. I have moisturized my skin and washed my face. I have donned the Big Comfy Shirt. And yet the despair continues. Possibly because *vague, inclusive gesture at general world state*

A photograph of a white person’s right hand, palm away from the camera. They have clean almond shaped nails and small stick-and-poke dot tattoos on the pointer, middle, and ring fingers.

Sometimes I remember I have free will and it is glorious. I can do these tattoos whenever I want to!

Digital art of the Dama Gazelle. It is a hoofed animal with medium length, dark horns twisting away from its head and very long legs. Its fur is orange and white.

Desert entry for #EndangArt this month! This is the Dama Gazelle, and it lives in the Sahara Desert. #Art #SciArt

An illustration of two bunnies sleeping in a sunflower

sleepy summer #art (wallpapers below!)

ok I decided to actually read up a bit on the Epstein case and my initial takeaway is that a great way to protect women and children from sexual predation would be to prosecute white collar crime

When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.

A photo from a completed page of the second Sibylline Meynet art kit. On the left we see a printed reference image for the freshly painted page on the right. The page depicts grapes, strawberries, and raspberries with their leaves, and slices of watermelon.

Feeling rusty but also pleased with myself. 😌 Hobby time is good brain time.

I saw the LA Times and Washington Post compromised by billionaire owners catering to Trump, then ABC settled a Trump lawsuit, now CBS is compromised, PBS/NPR is being defunded, and Trump is suing WSJ. The once independent US press is under siege. This is what oligarch authoritarianism looks like.

And just like that, I join the elite ranks of players who have completed Curse of Strahd. RIP to Jack the Scarecrow, your sacrifice was not in vain.

A bean tower in my garden. Like Jack and the bean stalk.

I built my bean tower out of long beans so we can climb out of here. And it’s starting to bloom. We will eat 3 bean salad as we escape. Cuz I planted 3 colors of beans.

A photograph of a male albino western hognose snake named Herbert, or Bert for short. Bert is pale orange with darker orange spots, and he is all looped around the climbing tree in his snake. His face, which has an upturned nose for shoveling, is peeking out from behind a leaf, his tongue tasting the air curiously.

I didn’t know yesterday was world snake day, so I suppose we must appreciate Herbert’s beauty all on its own today.

The last time there was new Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, and Shinedown at the same time, I ended up taking a 5 day grippy sock vacay. 🙃 Glad to have new music to keep the breakdowns fresh.

We live in a world where a man found liable for sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies can be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize.

He’s sent the military into the streets of LA.

He’s got ICE terrorizing & kidnapping immigrants.

He’s about to strip people of their healthcare.

Peace? No.