Hannibal Lector MAGA digester

In bass ackwards Dumbfuckistan Bible Belt USA this does work. Rubio set the 5D chessboard in his comments

Or any of the morons who voted for it

I hope Nicole Russell keeps writing shitty articles so that USA Today’s owners make her give up her first born child like they’d agreed. Fucking Trunt

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Trunt fight

Like a quiet bull in a china shop

When he has to get infusions in his neck because all the other veins are blown

Ossoff>>Beshear

Jesus. F*cking. Christ.

So he’s blown out his veins in his arms and legs?

Vladimir Harkonnen looks like a supermodel next to this dude

That’s a nifty take from an oligarch’s rag

Pentagon tells Congress no sign that Iran was going to attack US first, per Reuters

Right after Trump bombs Iran, he is in the ballroom at MarALago with his private club members dancing and whooping it up in the background 😨
How is this acceptable?

Where is this? In some fabric booth outside the kitchen at Mar a Lago?

Is anyone in the US government going to worry about securing July 4th events, the World Cup, etc?

A 22 year old former grocery bagger is currently in charge of countering domestic terrorism at the DHS.

🔥🔥🔥

Ask Lindsey to define the term “obliterated”

Three US service members killed today. Great job, Trump! It is his job the keep Americans safe. He has already failed.

Conflating “not doing anything about it” with not bombing a girls school house is some real deranged attempt of a Jedi mind trick. He’s such a bitch for AIPAC it’s fucking grotesque

It really fucking sucks to agree with Massie. Gotdamnit

Jesus fucking Christ. Pray for all your family in the military, folks.

We’re now at the human sacrifice chapter of his desperation to stay in power with no accountability

A false flag is brewing to provide a pretext for a national emergency to suspend elections. Trying on that tin foil hat here. But Trump and the oligarchs are desperate to destroy democracy before midterms

He was 86 anyway. Just sayin

WE ARE THAT DUMB. 100%

Because we keep thinking our system will check the tyrant when we play like tyrants won’t run our country. It’s a maddening tautology that the SCOTUS has delivered for the Epstein class.

They are happy to send their own family to die for their god. This is a CULT we are dealing with

He can’t make that case to the American people and get Congressional approval, though.

Let Trump run his own fucking country.

Fuck him and all those Bible Belt- Bible thumpers who fuck kids and their cousins.

Darwin isn’t working fast enough

To be even more clear, his cultist supporters are giddy about this and want their grandsons and granddaughters to sacrifice for their warped, decrepit, morally bankrupt, world that they don’t seem to remember very well at all.

Their money isn’t enough. Now they demand blood

Ok, MAGATs—even if you love Trump, you do understand that he’s entered the “mad king” stage of his personality, right?

I mean, we all loved Daenerys Targaryen, but she turned evil. Can’t you see the same shit happening? Blood is on your hands for electing all this shit. Fuck every one of you.