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@murphyslaw.bsky.social

https://ko-fi.com/murphyslawincarnate Just another cyber/cosplay/musical nerd with a slight addiction to makeup. Living with nr-axSpA the best I can. Bi/Gray-Ace ๐ŸŒˆ Just donโ€™t call me Sir

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I know we had 10 straight days below freezing, but GTFOH with this $600 gas and electric bill! I live like a mole rat whoโ€™s never seen light, and I kept my thermostat low and bundled up with heated blankets. Ffs

19.02.2026 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love this era for you ๐Ÿ’•

19.02.2026 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve already gone up 2 cup sizes ๐Ÿ˜ญ

19.02.2026 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Chest photo in a black tank top

Chest photo in a black tank top

These things are getting outta hand already

19.02.2026 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know my little sister would be proud too. She switched to syringes when she was young for her PSa. Always told me how much better it would be for me if I could just calm myself and face my fear.

18.02.2026 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I gave myself 2 injections with syringes today when I woke up and couldnโ€™t put on my socks. Cimzia doesnโ€™t have an auto injector. Self injecting with a syringe was never possible before because Iโ€™d pass out from fear. But I need my body healthy for bean. Iโ€™m so proud of myself I could cry

18.02.2026 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When it comes to my family, If you arenโ€™t my doctor or I didnโ€™t ask you, please keep it to your GD self. Especially boomers who havenโ€™t had a kid since gas was leaded ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

17.02.2026 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need this shirt

17.02.2026 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not at all. Just because she doesnโ€™t like hearing the truth doesnโ€™t make it mean ๐Ÿคญ

17.02.2026 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mom: Itโ€™s usually the mom who plans the shower anyway

Barb: well you werenโ€™t doing anything so.

Mom: because I was waiting for MY DAUGHTER to give me the go ahead. She hasnโ€™t even publicly announced yet and we have 6 more months!

17.02.2026 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I told her no. She called my mom and had a meltdown because โ€œwe didnโ€™t give her what she needed to plan and now sheโ€™s not gonna do anythingโ€

She hung up on my mom. Asshole

17.02.2026 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apparently me tentatively accepting her offer of a space to have the shower was a green light for her to take over everything without our knowledge

17.02.2026 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She one of those people that thinks sheโ€™s the best at everything and she just takes over random shit. Bitch you are not my mother. You are not me. My momโ€™s oldest baby is having a baby and you decide to schedule something without either of our input?! I donโ€™t want a shower at all now

17.02.2026 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My aunt just randomly decided the family shower was going to be on a Friday during brunch time. And told me to make sure my partner has me there. Like everyone I want there doesnโ€™t have fucking day jobs. Like my niece wonโ€™t be in school? I didnโ€™t ask her to plan SHIT. She didnโ€™t even TELL MY MOM

17.02.2026 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This back and hip pain is getting to be on par with my AS flares. This lil homegrown parasite is so lucky Iโ€™m already so in love with her

16.02.2026 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did anyone else go absolutely bonkers on name etymology trying to name their child? I realized my sisters and I were named on a whim because of various wild circumstances, and BD got his name because his 4 y/o sister at the time liked it ๐Ÿ˜‚

15.02.2026 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I FaceTime my momma like 3x a day and my bestie is in our GC but theyโ€™re both 4 hours north. Sometimes I think about packing up and moving but this state is safer for us and I have amazing medical care teams

13.02.2026 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Maternity gifts. Bottle warmer, swaddler, leggings, body pillow, and belly support belt

Maternity gifts. Bottle warmer, swaddler, leggings, body pillow, and belly support belt

Between you and @shinery.bsky.social Iโ€™ve been absolutely spoiled today and I canโ€™t thank you both enough. I just been sobbing at how loved this community has made me feel when I donโ€™t have much of a physical support presence all the time

13.02.2026 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Maternity gifts. Bottle warmer, swaddler, leggings, body pillow, and belly support belt

Maternity gifts. Bottle warmer, swaddler, leggings, body pillow, and belly support belt

Between you and @shinery.bsky.social Iโ€™ve been absolutely spoiled today and I canโ€™t thank you both enough. I just been sobbing at how loved this community has made me feel when I donโ€™t have much of a physical support presence all the time

13.02.2026 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you love. Iโ€™m so appreciative of the community I have around me right now

13.02.2026 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just had my maternity PT appointment with the VA and theyโ€™re sending me a maternity pillow, a squatty potty, and compression socks for free. Plus signing me up for weekly pregnancy yoga, I canโ€™t wait to see what that looks like lmao

12.02.2026 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg thank you so so much! ๐Ÿ’•

12.02.2026 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ultrasound around 14weeks. Hand is raised in pics

Ultrasound around 14weeks. Hand is raised in pics

The little bean with her hand up

12.02.2026 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hahah thanks lovey!

12.02.2026 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember to eat but all food seems wholly unappetizing 90% of the time ๐Ÿ˜ข

12.02.2026 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Check out my list on Amazon

I ammm!!!! And I have a little list put together but I have the brain power of a goldfish currently cuz lil miss still isnโ€™t letting me eat enough. Low blood sugar and low protein levels make it hard to human

www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

12.02.2026 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I might be ordering a pregnancy body pillow sooner than I thought. I rolled over onto my stomach last night and got rabbit kicked all to hell and back from the inside.

Girl youโ€™re not even 16 weeks baking yet please calm down. At least shes feisty like me.

12.02.2026 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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From the Fauxmoi community on Reddit: Deuxmoi shares undisclosed AI photo of Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton kissing. Edits caption after being called out in comments. Explore this post and more from the Fauxmoi community

I saw the thread this morning and was cackling
www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/...

10.02.2026 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is

10.02.2026 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s AI. The โ€œsourceโ€ that made this mainstream got bullied into admitting it lmao

10.02.2026 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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