how much perfume are you wearing if that's the only thing I can smell at the GAS STATION
18.11.2025 13:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@ssaraproblem.bsky.social
zookeeper by day, translator by lunch break
how much perfume are you wearing if that's the only thing I can smell at the GAS STATION
18.11.2025 13:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0had to explain labubus to my mom. she's not convinced
15.11.2025 17:46 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0met with my mom in milan then headed home in opposite directions and we both got home at the same time and in exactly an hour. surprisingly pleasing.
08.11.2025 22:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0darby why
07.11.2025 17:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0just made the worst risotto of my life
06.11.2025 18:40 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0she wants me gone sooooo bad
03.11.2025 08:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0my boss is jealous i'm smarter than her and her husband likes me :-(
03.11.2025 08:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0how long can I stay at my job purely out of spite
03.11.2025 08:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0maybe flying to london to see paddington will fix me
02.11.2025 21:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0at home because my boss is mad at me for not working for free ONCE and now she doesn't want to pay me? ๐
31.10.2025 11:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0anyway back at my friend's castle now ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ trying the spritz
25.10.2025 20:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i just wanted to eat but no one was there so everything closed early lol but I got some squash and ginger spritz??? stay tuned
25.10.2025 20:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0went to a pumpkin patch in a castle and they almost locked us in
25.10.2025 20:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0"the word nachos is in that skeet, why are you taking it seriously?" - @adriannapilch.bsky.social, 2025
09.10.2025 22:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i'm a virgo rising and I hope that's enough
01.10.2025 17:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i'm in chicago oct 6 to 14
11.09.2025 10:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0if I have to take a day off from work because of this........
08.09.2025 08:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0have no way of knowing if my passport is ready because the police said they don't send out emails about it anymore because they've been hacked. okay I guess they've just accepted that
08.09.2025 08:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0my hands have never known peace ๐ค๐ผ๐ฎ๐น (but i was serving lowkey)
16.08.2025 20:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0like why am I fighting to get my payslips lmaooo
04.08.2025 18:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0asked my boss three times for the documents I need to prove I have a job (that I should already have lol) to rent an apartment and she isn't sending them to me so I guess i am quitting idk (I really should)
04.08.2025 18:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 05 yo upstairs neighbour is singing (screaming) pink pony club with a PASSION
02.08.2025 18:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0he's studying russian and hebrew. checks out
25.07.2025 11:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0got a notification that my latin professor from high school joined duolingo and I was like what is this man even studying because he knows latin, ancient greek and even sanskrit but he hates english with a burning passion
25.07.2025 11:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0btw made myself a hot chocolate today (it's over 90ยฐF outside idk) and burned my tongue so badly I feel like I deserve it
23.07.2025 13:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0my favourite oat milk has been discontinued. my mom sent me their statement saying "all we can do is cry" and she's RIGHT heaven avena you will be missed
23.07.2025 13:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0solo penne ๐ abbiamo pure dovuto spiegare al mio collega venezuelano che doveva smettere di comprare le penne lisce perchรฉ nessuno le vuole e neanche i panda (no joke quelle rigate ora le mangiano)
15.07.2025 20:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0the pandas do occasionally eat pasta.....
15.07.2025 20:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0friend came to visit me at work and took this picture idk, talking to the panda in the real universal language ๐ค๐ผ๐ค๐ผ
15.07.2025 20:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0okay done needed to get that off my chest lol
14.07.2025 21:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0