CoolBeagle

I mean we actually used to do this in the US and I assume other places before food regulations for profit so #real

Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created? (Gamers)

You say “my child is an old soul” I hear “my child is so accustomed to accommodating and regulating the emotions of the people around them, including mine, that they’ve matured far too quickly and will likely suffer burnout and intimacy issues as an adult.”

in the comic stripped club. straight up "Snoopin it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanuts

So beautiful

The deplatforming of Milo Yiannopoulos has been so effective that people have apparently forgotten about it as a prime example of why deplatforming fascists is effective.

Please, don't risk it! Several of my grandparents died in their sleep, and I've come to learn this is not uncommon.

it's a website where you post Jerry, post!

Heterosexual Cis Man: Hello would you like to bind yourself to me in order to attain economic stability

Heterosexual Cis Woman: Yes I would like that very much thank you give me ring please

The Pulsating Orb that Lives Under my Bed and Speaks to Me: you should quit your job, man

Soup

Soup of the day: Waffles

i was built in a lab to fuck dykes

"goddamn," you say, "how can she have such good takes and be so right about software AND have such suckable tits!?" and my honest response is only that on a long enough timeline it was inevitable i would emerge

the key to enjoying bluesky is to follow a lot of trans girls. that's it, that's the secret sauce

if death is the orgasm of life than living is just gooning

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