Coober :)) (Comms open!!!)

This seems fine but I much more prefer The Mimic for M3GAN

Cool poster but the existence of this film pisses me off so badly for a multitude of reasons, main one being the firing of Melissa Barrera, fuck all the way off with that

Free Palestine

RECUERDEN BOICOTEAR

Day 29 features Motherface 3 staring straight ahead. The text overlaid reads "Help! I'm trapped and forced to write unfunny captions!". The text is noticeably shrunk down to fit.

Day 29: Dude Bro Party Massacre III (5/5 ⭐️)

A perfect spiritual successor to Scary Movie. Its nonsensical humor is further elevated by its silly kills and its purposely shitty acting. The VHS aesthetic is well utilized and gives it charm.

It's also very homoerotic. If you're into that, I mean.

This is from an old survey that gets recirculated every so often for some reason. They surveyed people as young as 10! That alone puts this survey on unstable ground.

This survey has the same energy as those surveys that claim Gen Z is extremely conservative/right leaning.

Daily Horror Character; Day 29: Motherface (Dude Bro Party Massacre III)

Awesome movie. Genuinely one of the best horror comedies I have ever has the pleasure of watching, with one of the funniest casts for any movie. I really don’t got much to say, just go watch it, it’s amazing.

I feel that heavy 🥀

Day 28 features a Critter, staring with a toothy grin. The text overlaid reads "Check Them Again".

Day 28: Critters (3/5 ⭐️)

The primary family is rather uninteresting to watch, which isn't great for a movie like this. However, the antics of both the bounty hunters and the Crites add enough to keep it from being too boring to watch. Surprisingly good practical effects too, considering the budget.

Daily Horror Character; Day 28: The Critters

The Critters films are a very… weird bunch, where I can’t really say much as there’s not much to really say about a lot of them. Though the third film was Leonardo DiCaprio’s first ever film role, which is a neat bit of trivia… uh… Critter Ball 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Day 27 features Turkie, looking off to the right. The text overlaid reads "Couldn't Think Of A Line".

Day 27: ThanksKilling (0.5/5 ⭐️)

And now you've gone and left me. You were my... you were my friend. You got killed by a turkey. Who's not... who's not my friend. Oh Billy, Billy, Billy. You were my... my best friend. We were meant to be best friends forever. And now you're... a dead best friend.

I am FIENDING

GAH

G GAH DAMN

I’M GAGGED

I NEED HER

Jamie and her patron

Gabriel
Voiced By: Ray Chase #RayChase
Movie: Malignant
Year: 2021
Website: raychase.com

Notable Voice Roles:
Noctis - Final Fantasy XV
Tengen Uzui - Demon Slayer
L - Xenoblade Chronicles X
Cyclops - X-Men '97
Bruno Buccellatti - JBA: Golden Wind
Roswaal - Re:ZERO
Roy - Fire Emblem
#Malignant

Last bunch of horror tarot designs this year! At this rate, I could have a whole deck done by next year! For now, you can get these as prints on my shop later this week!

Daily Horror Character; Day 27: Turkie (Thankskilling)

Man fuck you, this is my show. Thankskilling is terrible, it’s a very bad movie. But it’s also one of the funniest terrible movies I’ve ever seen, and I feel it is ICONIC for that. I really have nothing else to really say here, go away.

Daily Horror Character; Day 26: Pumpkinhead

Big fuckin demons are cool. I have only just seen Pumpkinhead for the first time last night, and I know very very little about its films… but it’s a big fuckin demon run on vengeance and that’s hype as hell.

Day 23 features Kayako Saeki, her face stretching out as she screams. The text overlaid reads "猫好きには楽しめるかもしれない", which roughly translates to "Cat People Might Enjoy".

Day 23: Ju-On: The Grudge (5/5 ⭐️)

Such an unique experience. Its non-linear storytelling makes it all the more enjoyable when you begin connecting the narrative together and its strange effects will definitely unsettle you. Kayako and her family are as terrifying as they are sympathetic. Fantastic.

Day 24 features David Drayton, staring with a shocked expression with blood on his cheek. The text overlaid reads "Do It In The Bible".

Day 24: The Mist (4.5/5 ⭐️)

A slow burn. It takes a while for everything to come together. However, it's absolutely worth sitting through the first half for the second. Phenomenal acting, especially from Thomas Jane and William Sadler. If nothing else, the ending will stick with you for a long time.

Day 25 features Stripe the Gremlin grinning. Although he originally peeked out of his square, he has now been contained. The text overlaid reads "Milk Duds". A fourth ghost is here! Cross (@crossaintpastry.bsky.social) is a darker skinned ghost with poofy hair and large ovals eyes. They're wearing a hoodie with striped sleeves. They're currently doing the French Girls pose, laying on one arm while resting the other on their body.

Day 25: Gremlins (5/5 ⭐️)

I've seen this movie a few times before, but I forget how hilarious it is. Even if the beginning is slow, it absolutely makes up for it once the Gremlins come in. A ton of unique designs. The score is also worth highlighting. Jerry Goldsmith's music enhances every scene.

#Spooktober Day 26: Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors
#LittleShop #LittleShopOfHorrors

Day 26 features Pumpkinhead bearing them big ol' teeth in a roar. The text overlaid reads "God Damn You".

Day 26: Pumpkinhead (4/5 ⭐️)

It's clear Pumpkinhead was made on a lower budget, but it manages to be entertaining despite that. Its unique rural aesthetic (including music by Richard Stone) and all-around solid acting help it overcome some of its technical shortcomings. Surprisingly deep message.

Pumpkinhead:

What a strange little film. While the editing is very strange at points, I kinda loved everything else? The I really enjoyed the characters, especially Ed, and Pumpkinhead itself is a phenomenal creature design and villain that I adore the concept of so much.

Blade Vs Buffy:

Forgot to put this on here, oops! Anyways this is easily the best live action episode they’ve done, like hands down. LOVED the choreography throughout the whole thing, Neon Ash was a stellar track, and both actors played the characters very well! Dante Vs Clive WILL kick ass, trust

Daily Horror Character; Day 25: The Gremlins

Merry Christmas in October! While it honestly took me a while to really consider Gremlins a horror film, kind of on a similar level as Beetlejuice, I believe it has just enough elements to be considered one, if just horror-adjacent.

He’s like

the only enjoyable part of that film

Daily Horror Character; Day 24: Nemesis (Resident Evil)

While it had… a bit of a stumble in the RE2 remake, the Nemesis is still one of Capcom’s biggest names and can be easily identified as a big dog in horror. The Nemesis is a classic horror monster and is perfectly implemented.

Daily Horror Character; Day 23: James A. Janisse (Dead Meat)

If I had to pick one internet personality to represent the horror genre, without question it would be James and Dead Meat as a whole. For many people, the Kill Counts got them into watching each horror film that releases each year.

Day 22 features the Cocaine Bear roaring. The text overlaid reads "Cocaine Christmas".

Day 22: Cocaine Bear (2/5 ⭐️)

This movie features several main characters, almost none of which are fleshed out. Its dialogue is rather poorly written. Its plot is nonsensical, with the bear somehow being hyper intelligent and using coke as a power-up. It is not good.

I hope this gets a sequel.

Preacher from the Black Lagoon ✏️🥀⛪️🪦💀