Aver the Dorbley 🇨🇦 🫠 🦎

Hey it's #mar10 Mario Day. Let me do my best Mario impression then!

*Endearing racist joke that the target demographic laughs and respects me more because it was well researched and eloquently delivered.*

I know SOME of you would greet me like this if you ever saw me.

mmmm... Good times

No. Disorienting for a moment, but no pain.

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I know SOME of you would greet me like this if you ever saw me.

This is some last-known-photo-alive quality here.

I mean sometimes it's also weird character design so said fetish scenes can happen.

Bubblegum Stretches!

I'm in this image and I don't like it...

I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs.

This video is lowballing it.

There's probably some shenanigans going on below. Why else would he look so innocent and pure??

A little fanart for Aver the Dorbly. Good art dude. Have some neco arcification @averthedorbley.bsky.social

I have that cat's face, because I misspelled art.

Sometimes a go all Gen Alpha and get stuck watching random youtube/facebook shorts and my least favourite part of those often snaps me out of it.

Why do SO MANY of them just have like, slow motion Hindi rap or something in the background. (Like I know probably Indian content farms, but WHY??!!)

More cat furries need at like this

I don't like how it makes my brain hurty when I don't know the vocabulary words. But otherwise it's good stuff.

Flash back to my brother just C-stick kicking from left to right on Final Destination as Fox. Refused to play any other level because he couldn't "play the way he likes"

Sorry if I missed some obvious ones. I just woke up lol.

Then there's people that get lots of commissions from artists that don't always draw goo @goofennec.com @liquidmercy.bsky.social @crumbdum.bsky.social @hyenarick.bsky.social @gooeydeer.com @gulby.bsky.social @caniselastis.bsky.social

I'm bad at recalling artists, but like @terminotter.bsky.social @hajnalski.bsky.social @themadastronaut.bsky.social @stretchyscales.bsky.social @wastelanderdrex.bsky.social @riilu.bsky.social @garryojelly.bsky.social @poweredbygif.bsky.social @themefinland.bsky.social @olivinerain.bsky.social

Mayhaps

It's a wide range, who knows if you're in it or not! Tee hee

Gotta admit something. At least one or more of my stretch gooey furry friends are hot. I know, such a shocking admission.

Oh I was just voicing Kite. But if you insist! *Glorp

At least you got halfway there in Captain Planet, as well he was voiced by Jeff Goldblum

Oh damn! What the hell is in your new chocolate recipe?!?

nyomp