Morally speaking, sexually speaking... I am like a golden retriever with eye liner.
If that made sense to you: you're weird, I like you.
@scottshunger.bsky.social
Pervy, switchy, kinky, slutty 40 something. He/him. Pan. Sexwork is work. This is a smut appreciation acccount but I also post my own smut (I am somehow the sw of sws?) Minors don't interact. https://www.tiktok.com/@scottshunger
Morally speaking, sexually speaking... I am like a golden retriever with eye liner.
If that made sense to you: you're weird, I like you.
Here's my daily routine:
medication
check the news
getting really angry at the state of the world
cursing at nazis
almost losing faith in humanity
reminding myself that there is good left in this world
forgetting to eat
meditate
escaping into my urges, gooning, edging, kegels
repeat until sleep.
Thank you so much.
08.09.2025 09:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I want to be the luxury a powerful woman spoils herself with.
08.09.2025 09:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(Thank god!)
14.06.2025 16:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All the hottest spicy creators are lefties
11.05.2025 23:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If things continue this way, I am going to be shredded and depressed in a few months. Oh well.
11.05.2025 15:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy Mother's Day. There are a lot of comments I could make that are thoughtful, naughty or funny. Some would include all three an be very personal but let me just say: I appreciate you.
11.05.2025 14:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is it body dysmorphia if I just want my body to match my voice?
10.05.2025 16:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you deserve your lust being met
you deserve a lust a that meets yours
you deserve to be treated the way you demand
Chris Isaak's music embodies my vibe. If that is a red flag, it's a pretty sexy one.
09.05.2025 15:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0can't find my smut phone. what fresh hell is this?
09.05.2025 15:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Take the time you need. Hot tea, honey... those are not nicknames but suggestions!
01.04.2025 20:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Using E.M. as is appropirate. As a joke and a punchline.
Also: solid joke, 8/10, no notes.
Was driving along today and somebody was driving with like a whole foot and a half to their left but expecting me to all but mount a brick wall, and off the fly, I busted out the line βyou have so much space there that Elon Musk wants to colonise itβ and nobody was there for hear it. So here it is
28.03.2025 18:37 β π 40 π 1 π¬ 5 π 0Here is a truth nugget about me. If we ever truly flirted or did sexting, phone stuff and the like? Most likely, you will live in my mind forever.
30.03.2025 15:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Because this slut just wants to be objectified. Yeah, I am that shallow sometimes.
30.03.2025 15:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I need a Build-a-Bear but for my body. Not saying I want to use magic to turn my body into what I want it to be instead of working on it (although we all would probably) but just putting together what I want and get a reliable way to get there without feeling like shit.
30.03.2025 15:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0...wait...would you like me to put up the pretense of a fight...?
28.03.2025 18:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imagine being privileged enough to be relatively smart and recieve higher education and still adopt morally bankrupt political views that only benefit those who are already financially set for several lifetimes. That is not falling for something. That is a choice.
14.03.2025 00:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Women are so amazing. It's incredible.
12.03.2025 13:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BREAKING: Elon Musk's rocket explosion nearly hit a commercial flight.
This kind of content is being downranked on X. Please share it here. This is so dangerous.
Make your account settings smut friendly π
15.11.2024 19:52 β π 10 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0@seraphinacox.bsky.social if I have encountered...when I encounter fake accounts pretending to be you, where should I notfiy you?
26.02.2025 20:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can develop a crush and a longing for people so easily it's not even funny.
24.02.2025 11:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Feeling alone.
Not in a horrible way.
Not in a good way.
In a longing way.
Day 2: Still consuming a lot of smut but not touching at all. Still doing kegels but not to cum, only to train. Hanging in there.
23.02.2025 19:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The spam on that platform is unreal. Blocking some, sorry not sorry.
23.02.2025 17:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"How is productivity going?"
"I just reached 'Inbox Zero' on OF!"
"Great...but you are no creator there?"
"No, why?"