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Doctors say that vaccines are the best way to protect children against measles. A guy who eats dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says they should just swim in untreated sewage water instead. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Yikes. And you know that Toobin article is going to be front and center in the USG's sentencing memo.

This is a picture of an aid leaning in to tell George Bush that a second plane had hit the World Trade Center on September 11th. Bush was reading a book to a children's class in Florida.

I don't - I haven't seen any articles specifying yet which counts they found him guilty on.

Guilty on 12 out of 16 counts!

@jdotj.bsky.social and I were just speculating today on what it meant that the jury hadn't returned a verdict yet. Guess they want to go home and start their weekend after a 20+ day trial.

The media should cover this as murder because it is.

It's just insane the degree to which the federal government has simply declared war on a U.S. state. A punitive war with no discernible objective other than to immiserate its people. bsky.app/profile/apne...

Map of 13 states that offer Paid Leave, with text that reads " Minnesota is one of 13 states plus DC to enact a Paid Leave program  Only seven countries worldwide do not have some sort of paid leave program  73% of American workers lack access to paid family leave • States that have implemented paid leave programs have seen:  Stronger employee retention  Better health and development outcomes for children  Higher labor market attachment for women and labor force participation generally  Greater economic security for families"

Proof that we *can* have nice things

Minnesota is in its 8th week of Paid Leave being a reality. Nearly everyone is covered. And the program has been rolled out successfully, with over 20,312 people approved for leave already

Take a look at the whole presentation www.house.mn.gov/comm/docs/Vc...

He looks like absolute shit (personally pleasing to me)

Not nearly the point, but why is this giving fuck ass bob energy?????

ACLU MN reported yesterday that the federal government filed sworn statements that there are 970 agents in Minnesota for Operation Metro Surge & that 407 agents will remain here in March. It’s important to note this is on top of the 190 agents that were already assigned before this surge started.

The dream, honestly.

In mid-2019, I got the flu and bought a two pack of 2-liter bottles of hand sani. Come February 2020, I felt like a drug lord.

The Athletic reports that Team USA GM Bill Guerin was who invited FBI Director Kash Patel into the locker room for the celebration

As Kash Patel actively covers up the murders of Minnesotans, the Minnesota Wild GM invites him into the USA locker room. Awful look.

Yeah, that all tracks.

Oh, books plural. There are more. It’s wild.

Remember that after the Brown shooting, that guy went and murdered an MIT professor, so I think it's reasonable to wonder whether that murder was made possible by delays in the Brown investigation.

I just know you were so juiced to put Puthussy into a skeet 🧐

Going to make a correction to this skeet.

Is there seriously not alt text on this?? In 2026?

In a way, I kind of admire that Kash Patel's whole deal is just partying balls 24/7 until someone takes the jet keys away.

Good news is, I already knew the Wild didn't do anything to memorialize Renee Good and Alex Pretti (unlike the T Wolves), so my expectations were pretty much met here.

A stick figure with angry eyebrows wields a folding chair as if they’re about to smack someone with it.

Me watching Quinn Hughes talk on GMA about how hyped he is to go to SOTU tonight

This is just one example of violence that's endemic & *documented* in the criminal legal system & it gives me pause when I hear that we need to hold ICE & CBP to the same standards as other law enforcement.

I get why it's said. And we should interrogate it. Not interrogating it is what got us here.

can't worry about the real world when you're consultantmaxxing 24/7

Screenshot of the cover of a children's book entitled "The Plot Against the King" by Kash Patel and illustrated by Laura Vincent. The cover shows a bunch of illustrated medieval characters, including a king who looks like Donald Trump.

Kash Patel? Author of beloved children's book The Plot Against the King Kash Patel?

Minnesotans have been in a soft civil war w a fed gov that is spending hundreds of millions to stand up warehouse concentration camps, there's an ongoing Epstein cover up, Trump kidnapped a prez & is maybe bombing Iran, and ~750K have died from his USAID cuts.

Good manners surely will age well.

NEW: TX AG Paxton sues international abortion pill provider Aid Access for allegedly shipping medication to Texans. This comes after a similar suit against a Delaware-based provider.

These suits go up against shield laws + now, international law

Filing
www.texasattorneygeneral.gov/sites/defaul...

Aliya Rahman, woman who was dragged out of car by ICE in Minneapolis: "I've spent the last month learning the names of the tendons in my shoulder, because both of my shoulders are torn -- cartilage and tendons. But what I haven't learned is the names of the people who did this to me."