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YouTube video by Bloco do Pink Floyd Sinéad O'Connor e Roger Waters - "Mother"

Today's earworm. Still chillingly beautiful, still relevant.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6rN...

Jim decided to try out the new salon, but no one told him (of course) its specialty was brainwashing and findom.

So he went in for a trim and came out with a rinse.

(Like if you prefer the first picture, repost if you like the second better - and feel free to comment why!)

And welcome to the hilarious new hypnotic game show where the happy, hypnotized contestants pay the hypnotist, You Need to be Drained!

Same prompt, two engines. Which do you prefer?

I like them both ways but for holidays, I love to make a loaded choco-chip cookie with 3 kinds of chocolate chips, chopped nuts and dried raisins and cranberries. If I know beforehand, that there are benighted folks who are afraid of raisins/nuts, I hold some dough back and make a few without.

I'll often keep playing with a prompt after I've posted here on the "thousand monkeys" principle. I love this afterthought.

Which do you prefer - the detail and matte accuracy of GPT4o (left) or the dreamy weird glossiness of Dall-e?

Same prompt except for the outfit: What's your poison, the suited or the leather hypnotist?

GPT4-o vs. Dall-e: GPT is way more accurate, but refuses to do some things Dall-e will let through. Like this. Also, once GPT does something, subsequent requests will get you 95% the same thing. The thing is, among Dall-e's weird misinterpretations there will be some gems. Like this.

Did anyone get raptured? There's 12 minutes more, at least in New York City, but you know everyone here is getting Left Behind.

I've been into this image because I can vividly imagine a situation for it. The Las Vegas stage hypnotist picks wealthy subjects and gives them a post-hypnotic suggestion to walk to an alley behind the nightclub. They do it in a dreamlike hallucination only to find him there with a "slot machine."

Most Internet personality tests are ridiculous (to say nothing of being scrapers for information that gets misused).

This one, at least for me, was bang on the money.

spankpls.com/bdsm-test

A twisted but persistent fantasy of mine: the hypnotherapist who does the opposite of what the client came for, but also convinces them that their therapy is making incredible progress. Look at how much self-confidence this patient is gaining!

The first time I was edited it felt like being fisted without lube.

As you know (about both?) you get used to it.

YouTube video by EthelCainVEVO Ethel Cain - American Teenager (Official Video)

I have the excuse that I'm older than dirt, but from my antediluvian crypt, I just heard Ethel Cain's American Teenager.

It's on repeat.

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I was at a wedding today and one of the groom's mother was 12 years younger than me. Just kill me.

Out of the set, this one gets extra points for the bulge.

A redo of a scenario inspired by @kyledrains.bsky.social

Kisses from Greenland:

If this happens again, and it fits your diet, the bones and juice in that roasting pan, with some of the smaller chicken bits, some rice and broccoli, could make a delicious chicken soup for another meal or two. Love, your Jewish Hypno-Grandmother.

An evil hypno-movie script idea - a spy agency creates the perfect espionage agent under the cover of making a new spy film. Except the audition is actually a suggestibility test, and all the days that the actor thinks he is filming, he is actually on real espionage missions.

"You reminded me why you're such a muse for me." That has to be one of the absolute sweetest things a hypnotist has said to me.

I've done so many generations zeroing in on linking hypnosis and findom that I thought I really needed to do something else. So here's a hypnotist whose motives are not financial, and only wants his patient to relax and feel amazing.

The handsomest man on the whole fucking planet.

The hypnotized customer stares blankly at his reflection in the mirror, only his reflection is neat and clean-cut, wearing a suit with a blank, brainwashed expression.

Realistic photo. A barber's shop, with a large hypnotic spiral at the back, and a sign that says TRANCEFORMATIONS BARBER SHOP. A smiling handsome older barber wearing a vest with a shiny bright silk back giving a customer with unkempt messy hair and sloppy clothing a haircut. [Con't]

Another situation I could not get to work with the Dall-E engine - someone looking at a transformed reflection. Prompt follows:

The usual situation, the hypnotist in a different outfit. See, an unsuited hypnotist! I'm really liking Bing's other AI engine (GPT-4o). Even if it takes longer per image, the success rate is so much higher for complicated ideas when you'd just like to get it right.

Second part the client is asleep at an ATM with a dumb, happy smile, withdrawing money and handing it to the hypnotist. [The photo is the first iteration before I added details like the watch and suit color]