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@jessicalfarrell.bsky.social

She/her Law Student (mature, allegedly) Dilettante & Procrastinatrodinaire Not good at portmanteaus

230 Followers  |  444 Following  |  308 Posts  |  Joined: 28.05.2025  |  1.6887

Latest posts by jessicalfarrell.bsky.social on Bluesky

I'm not the main character, I'm the MAIN CHARCUTERIE.

#autocorrectiscorrect

08.10.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stay away from gingers????
πŸ˜‚ I refuse.

07.10.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Public Mood

I dunno what mood this is exactly πŸ€”
✨️mysterious✨️

open.spotify.com/playlist/6cw...

07.10.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wordle 1,571 4/6*

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨
β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Connections
Puzzle #849
πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟦🟦🟦🟦

07.10.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a clown connected device. Just upload it to the clown

07.10.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1260    πŸ” 148    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 3

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

07.10.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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IT'S HERE!

06.10.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced with high quality noods 🍜

06.10.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Alright. These noodles will surely lift my mood, right?

06.10.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is what Gen-X sounds like sometimes:

"In my day, all of the bubblegum had spider eggs in it, and we loved it!"

06.10.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 201    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 2

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

06.10.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9581    πŸ” 2715    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 35

Wordle 1,570 3/6*

β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ©
πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Connections
Puzzle #848
πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟨🟨🟨🟨

06.10.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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....... my footnote pay is going directly to these.

06.10.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Monday!

So far today I've been accused of being cranky AND that I drive like a maniac πŸ˜ŠπŸ’πŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ’…

06.10.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a clear raincoat is giving a thumbs up in a living room ALT: a man in a clear raincoat is giving a thumbs up in a living room

me doing footnotes rn.
I'm chill, I'm chill.

06.10.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

06.10.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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...package conspicuously absent...

06.10.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A sign banning dogs on skateboards from drinking wine and smoking.

A sign banning dogs on skateboards from drinking wine and smoking.

This should be encouraged, not banned.

20.09.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 267    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 12

It's the Canada Post strike πŸ₯²

06.10.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Bring it inside Bumblebee!!!
Useless πŸ™„

06.10.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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girls night girls night

05.10.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wordle 1,569 4/6*

β¬›β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ©
β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ©
β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ©
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Connections
Puzzle #847
πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟩🟩🟩🟩

05.10.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hope whoever is viewing my house rn enjoys my last minute spit shine.

Yes, I will approve showings with less than an hours notice right after waking up.

05.10.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mom asked me if I wanted a glass of wine while I study. I said yes.

She brought me back a glass of chocolate tequila.

πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ it was tasty but now I have to relisten to that last paper...

05.10.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Finished my paint by number while listening to papers on sentencing πŸ™Œ

05.10.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wordle 1,568 3/6*

β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨
β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬›
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Connections
Puzzle #846
🟦🟦🟦🟦
πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩

04.10.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a small tan goat staring into the camera with the caption β€œthe rage in me builds”

a small tan goat staring into the camera with the caption β€œthe rage in me builds”

04.10.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 320    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Will get out it bed for Risotto

04.10.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And my cat apparently.

I'm up, I'm up!!!!

04.10.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An inspiration 🀩

04.10.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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