Twitter Fugitive

Y'all remember Elian Gonzalez?

I was told this earlier this year and it stuck:

"If you love The Lord, you can't be surprised by his grace. There's no such thing as a coincidence. It's divine placement."

Ever since then, anything that goes my way, I think "With The Lord I serve, of course it worked out."

I love this question:

(But in negro)

LeBron could never

Hell no. When I think of real grown ups they are 60 and up lmao

Someone tell Wilma to get off the burner

At this age, there's nothing more exhilarating than trying to jump over a garage sensor before the door comes down.

Years. 😂 Off and on

It took time, but I got to a consistent 30 minutes after a while. Now I go between 30-60 minutes.

a man in a suit and tie is fighting another man in a wrestling match on a stage . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is fighting another man in a wrestling match on a stage .

You take that back! You take that back, right now! Dory is Heaven sent! "Let me go! I just want to talk!"

This is a blockable offense, but that's Twitter logic. I'm just going to say, "With all due respect...fuck Shrek."

One thing I like about Thanksgiving, is seeing people go back to the humble beginnings households that raised them.

The sad part is, the only way to get used to it is to keep doing it. Lol

The stairmaster ain't no hoe.

I start every morning with coffee and a bagel. Glorious.

I can appreciate someone who takes the aux seriously. I hate a groove killer. Folks get the aux and all of a sudden want to break records and shit.

When you're an agent of chaos, make sure you align with the outcome and not moment. Can't unring that bell.

Often times, I got to my music library, hit shuffle, and admire my own stellar taste in music.

I will forever say the brother and the momma are the ones that did it to JonBenet Ramsey.

You feel where I'm coming from. Skin tone on skin tone seems like it needs a specific approach to kinda make it work well.

The Equalizer and Book of Eli being higher than Malcolm X?

Oh, I know exactly who voted on this.

I'm not a trendy nigga at all, but I said I was going to start putting in effort when I get dressed. I "feel" the difference when I go out.

Outside of the areola comment, this fall I'm working on dressing more in these times. I've got Earth tones covered but neutral tones are a struggle.

1.5. 2 actually has a lot of creamer.

Thank you. Feels like a good ole fashion sleepover.
*Drops sleeping bag by the door and takes off shoes*

Oh, shit. #Blacksky is my FEED feed?!

(A place where that question is clearly understood)

a man is standing in front of a cross in a dark room with a blue light shining on him . ALT: a man is standing in front of a cross in a dark room with a blue light shining on him .

It's like going to a club in a new city and hearing your favorite song when you walk in.

Not going to lie, I just figured out "#Blacksky" Skyline. I'm activated

It's crazy how The Evans lived in the hood but didn't have a peephole or lock their door. #GoodTimes